HTGTH Roast: First ever!!! Donnie aka D!

[D]

HAHAHAHHAHA these are hysterical!

I liked the one Kujo bout the leak in the kitchen sink and the tobacco spit on both sides of the truck.

The concentrate one was great also Tied Up

Dont fret though Tied up

the Roast of Tied Up is on my radar screen after the roasts of SLC and Kujo.



Gypsy Soul that guy on that board always insults me and is just a total knob so I think it wouldve been funny to ban him and make him lose all those posts.

[Timothy]

Do to an incident  that involved two sheep ,D's high school nickname was "finger cuffs."

[GypsySoul]

Gypsy Soul that guy on that board always insults me and is just a total knob so I think it wouldve been funny to ban him and make him lose all those posts.

 ? IT'S A ROAST!!!? YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE WHAT I SAID TO HEART!!!? I WAS JUST TRYING TO USE YOUR OWN WORDS AGAINST YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE OVER 6000+ POSTS LIKE THAT GUY!!!?



*gypsy crawls under rock to hide for hurting somebody's feelings*?

[ClintroN]

3 aboriginals and D are in a car......who's driving?....


the cops!!

[D]

Gypsy Soul that guy on that board always insults me and is just a total knob so I think it wouldve been funny to ban him and make him lose all those posts.

 ? IT'S A ROAST!!!? YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE WHAT I SAID TO HEART!!!? I WAS JUST TRYING TO USE YOUR OWN WORDS AGAINST YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE OVER 6000+ POSTS LIKE THAT GUY!!!?



*gypsy crawls under rock to hide for hurting somebody's feelings*?

I was just explaining why, I didnt know that was part of the roast

and get it right I got over 7,600!

Gypsy if what's been said already hasnt hurt my feelings, what u said isnt, so get out from under that rock and roast!!!!!

[Lisa]

I got nothing to roast ya with D......but who is next???

[N.I.B]

Scientists were planning to interbreed humans and barn-yard animals including cows, sheep, and chickens, but were disapointed when a farm very close D's home in Kentucky was crawling with them. D recalls spending many long, hot, summer days in that barm with certain "indivudials", the police report...  

[SLCPUNK]

D posed for Playgirl a while back, many people don't know this.

Don't bother picking the copy up however....the staples covered everything!

 

[D]

I got nothing to roast ya with D......but who is next???

SLC is next and I am as happy as Kujo at a horsemating farm, Im gonna rip his asshole wider than it has already been ripped!!!!

[SLCPUNK]

I got nothing to roast ya with D......but who is next???

 Im gonna rip his asshole wider than it has already been ripped!!!!

Speaking of that....

Here is a picture of D playing fetch with his dog.........

[SLCPUNK]

Here are some kid pictures from D's scrap book. The first  one is him in gradeschool with a friend. He was asked to do something for mother's day:



This next one was D at "the kids table" taken during the holidays. Obviously things are bit different down in Kentucky...

[SLCPUNK]

Well D's been a great sport about all this, thanks D.

So, for the end I'll give you Rip Taylor throwing confetti...............






 

Thanks D!!!!!!!!!!!!

[D]

The Roast is over!


Great roast everyone, I just got loaded with enough material to destroy my friends for years to come.

We had a UFC party last night, and I have a friend that I always get into cut down fights with

I used a bunch of shit from this roast and knocked him out in about 2 minutes, he couldnt come back.


Thanks everyone for participating, I hope everyone had a great time and got a lot of laughs

Now all of u go play in traffic blindfolded!

[Jim]

I've only locked this because I figured you'd be doing another one, in a seperate thread. And now that this one's over...

But if you want this thread to stay open, just ask me...

Though, there's no point having more than one 'roasting' thread open at the same time...