HTGTH Roast: First ever!!! Donnie aka D!

[SLCPUNK]

This guy is a posting legend on the HTGTH. I think it's time we roast his ass. D, I've known you long enough now and I think it's time........

Lets keep it in good fun....

I'll start:

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

A: If it was invented anywhere else it would be called a TEETHbrush!

 

[D]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

better make this a great roast cause SLC you are next


for every roast I get a reply though


Q.what do u call SLC in a room with sheep?


A.  Happy

[SLCPUNK]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

better make this a great roast cause SLC you are next


for every roast I get a reply though


Q.what do u call SLC in a room with sheep?


A.? Happy

NO sir.

You sit and take it like a man.

You can come for me, if you roast my ass. (When this is done) but until then, sit back and get roasted.....

Lets go people! Let him have it!

 

[SLCPUNK]

After meeting D, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest...

[D]

Ok I won't roast back

enjoy everyone

but 1 rule

Dont be corny

If u gonna do this, do it right!

[SLCPUNK]

C'mon, where are all the hard hitters?

Lets go.

******

D was so ugly as a baby that........












 his mom had to be drunk to breast feed him........

[ClintroN]

D is so ugly......

he pushed his face in the doe to make gorilla biskits at the factory!!

thats how ugly he is!!!!

[Miss-Aussie]

This is a horrible thread.... i like D


but ok ok....

D is so Putred that people get out of the water when he goes for a swim,

none of his friends want to be seen wit him,

He sits at his PC all day

trying to freshin his breath with nasal spray,

one hand on the keyboard the other on his dick,

His Grandmar mite get jelous so he has to do it quick.

She didnt like it when she picked up the  smelly sticky sock

so she grabed his ruler and snapped it on his long and skinny cock.

He has a nice girl called journey who must like him a bit

And he keeps a telling me how he wants to suck her tit

all in all i think he is a nice guy

all the things that i just said are a bunch of FUCKING LIES



Peace Out D - Your cool

[conny]

[Kujo]

D was seen running around in his superman underoos the other day. Witnesses to this horrible scene said it looked like a squirrel trying to escape from a Crown Royal bag.

I've heard people describe D as quite the wit. Well they were half right.

D is so dumb he got hit by a parked car

D is so dumb that he tripped over a wireless phone.

Its been said that everybody hates D but thats not true. He hasnt met everyone yet

D's so ugly that when he was born the doctor turned him upside down and said look conjoined twins

[Jessica]

HOT

i usually couldn't care less, but on this one, he is FIRING HOT 

[jarmo]

All I'm gonna say about D is: Does anybody remember when he "invited" those Bon Jovi fans here to keep Jon in that survivor thing? 




/jarmo

[ClintroN]

A cowboy dyin' of thirst walks into a bar n' says
"geez im so thirsty i could like the sweat of a cows balls"

the D said......."MOO MOO"





D n' his gay lover were walkin' down the beach one day when all of a sudden his lover falls to the ground screaming of pain, "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"HHHHHHH" he screams. "Theres some  pains in my arse, its fuckin' burning me...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
D, concerned about his partner, screams "What do i do hun!!, call an ambo?"
"Just reach in there and fiddle around  for me" he replys.
"R' you serious???" says D.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH babe, somethings in there and its killing me!!!"
D does what he askes and plunges right up there, and is stund when he can feel something.
"I can feelsomething real hard in there hun" says D.
"WELL PULL IT OUT PULL IT OUT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screams............

D is confused as fuck when the object he pulls out he a Rolex watch.

his lover jumps up and says with joy...................."happy birthday hunny Dee Dee

[SLCPUNK]

This is a sign next to where D grew up.




It was after he "went hunting" and shot 5 fuckin' cows!!!! 

[SLCPUNK]

Here is D's "Love Bon Jovi-Kentucky Chapter" In full swing. This is their annual meeting.

[SLCPUNK]

" Da Bears.....Sausage links.......Weights......Jon Bon Jovi........Polish Sausage............."

[pilferk]

I think it's in poor taste that you guys make fun of D for liking Bon Jovi.? I mean...lots of 12 year old girls like Bon Jovi...and we all know D loves those 12 year old girls!? Bon Jovi is like a freaking chick magnet for him.

But seriously, now.....how in the hell can you possibly pick on the poor guy.? Don't you know it's rude to pick on the mentally challenged?? He can't help the way he is...jeesh.? I mean..how'd the guy ever have a chance....

I was talking to D the other night on the phone and he was telling me how his mother was out shopping the other day and bought his cousin an X-box for his birthday.? About 10 minutes later, D said he really needed to go and I asked him why he was off in such a hurry.? He said "Didn't you listen to what I said?? I got an X-box for my birthday!"? I mean, how can you pick on a mentally challenged guy who IS HIS OWN COUSIN?

Can you imagine the family reunions when/if D ever brings one of those 12 year old girls home?? "Hon, I'd like to introduce you to my mom, aunt, dad, uncle, and cousin"...and there's only the 4 of them in the room?? And you guys want to make fun of the poor son of a bitch?

I mean, the guys got it tough enough, dontcha think?? He's so dumb, I hear that he was driving down to Florida a few weeks back, going to Disneyworld for a little vacation (His dad let him turn in all his empties to fund the trip).? D was going to do it first class.? 5 star hotel, park hopper passes, big Mickey ears to attract those 12 year old girls...the whole shooting match.? As he was driving down the highway, just miles from the gates, he saw a HUGE sign that said "Disneyworld Left".....so he turned around and went home.? The poor mentally challenged guy, who is his own cousin, actually though that Disneyworld had LEFT the state of Florida.? ?And you guys want to pick on the poor mentally challenged, stupid, lonely guy who is his own cousin?? Pathetic.

And, I mean, it's not like the guy has any friends.? Hell, his parents pay people to talk to him (btw, D, tell Mom the check is late).? I hear they've spent so much money that D's Daddy is going to have to lay off the sauce a bit, and not buy that 12 pack every day.? But don't worry, D,...he'll still be buying that 24 pack, so you'll still have those empties to cash in for the big trips every couple of months.? And you guys want to pick on the mentally challenged, stupid, lonely, poor, friendless guy who happens to be his own cousin (and who really likes 12 year old girls)?? Really...I've seen deplorable acts on this message board (and, come to think of it, D has been involved in a number of them...like the time he posted the pictures of him and that donkey down in Tijuana..which, btw D, I've been told the donkey is STILL undergoing animal counciling over), but nothing this low.? Jeesh!

 

[*Izzy*]

I think it's in poor taste that you guys make fun of D for liking Bon Jovi.? I mean...lots of 12 year old girls like Bon Jovi...and we all know D loves those 12 year old girls!? Bon Jovi is like a freaking chick magnet for him.

But seriously, now.....how in the hell can you possibly pick on the poor guy.? Don't you know it's rude to pick on the mentally challenged?? He can't help the way he is...jeesh.? I mean..how'd the guy ever have a chance....

I was talking to D the other night on the phone and he was telling me how his mother was out shopping the other day and bought his cousin an X-box for his birthday.? About 10 minutes later, D said he really needed to go and I asked him why he was off in such a hurry.? He said "Didn't you listen to what I said?? I got an X-box for my birthday!"? I mean, how can you pick on a mentally challenged guy who IS HIS OWN COUSIN?

Can you imagine the family reunions when/if D ever brings one of those 12 year old girls home?? "Hon, I'd like to introduce you to my mom, aunt, dad, uncle, and cousin"...and there's only the 4 of them in the room?? And you guys want to make fun of the poor son of a bitch?

I mean, the guys got it tough enough, dontcha think?? He's so dumb, I hear that he was driving down to Florida a few weeks back, going to Disneyworld for a little vacation (His dad let him turn in all his empties to fund the trip).? D was going to do it first class.? 5 star hotel, park hopper passes, big Mickey ears to attract those 12 year old girls...the whole shooting match.? As he was driving down the highway, just miles from the gates, he saw a HUGE sign that said "Disneyworld Left".....so he turned around and went home.? The poor mentally challenged guy, who is his own cousin, actually though that Disneyworld had LEFT the state of Florida.? ?And you guys want to pick on the poor mentally challenged, stupid, lonely guy who is his own cousin?? Pathetic.

And, I mean, it's not like the guy has any friends.? Hell, his parents pay people to talk to him (btw, D, tell Mom the check is late).? I hear they've spent so much money that D's Daddy is going to have to lay off the sauce a bit, and not buy that 12 pack every day.? But don't worry, D,...he'll still be buying that 24 pack, so you'll still have those empties to cash in for the big trips every couple of months.? And you guys want to pick on the mentally challenged, stupid, lonely, poor, friendless guy who happens to be his own cousin (and who really likes 12 year old girls)?? Really...I've seen deplorable acts on this message board (and, come to think of it, D has been involved in a number of them...like the time he posted the pictures of him and that donkey down in Tijuana..which, btw D, I've been told the donkey is STILL undergoing animal counciling over), but nothing this low.? Jeesh!

 

 

I've heard it was 12 year old boys not girls?

Anyway to lazy to think up any good insults so....I'll post pics instead

D as a child


I thought he ate at KFCs, I was wrong

His first and only job, Moose man


The guy really likes mooses

A recent picture


D hanging with the other 4 members of the bon-jovi forum, D's the one in the aqua/green, I'm not sure why he's looking down his pants with such horror

My job is done

  Izzy?

[D]

Awesome Pic Conny!

Nice roasting so far

MOO MOO

Holy shit!

[Kujo]

Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat