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« on: August 16, 2005, 03:34:53 PM »
http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm


Now I thought stuff like this only happened in Kentucky...Whudda thunk?

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An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets

Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of K?mp?ng Chhn?ng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located K?mp?ng Chhn?ng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city?s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they ?? could out-wit and out-muscle [it].?

Unfortunately, he was wrong.
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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2005, 04:19:56 PM »
Brutal!!

..but still..


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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2005, 04:27:54 PM »
wow ! taht's kinda cool ... in 50 years it'd be like amyth, and the lion will be like  500000 feet tall and breath fire .....
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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2005, 04:43:55 PM »
Good for the lion. Same thing with bulls who are tortured in the name of "sport"; the animal is only defending itself.
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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2005, 07:23:37 PM »
Quote from: WAT-EVER, ?i'm totally buggin on August 16, 2005, 04:27:54 PM
wow ! taht's kinda cool ... in 50 years it'd be like amyth, and the lion will be like? 500000 feet tall and breath fire .....

if you look at it from the midgit's perspective, it already is man

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« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2005, 10:54:21 PM »
Crazy midgets...thought they could take lion on....lol...wtf???  rofl

Brutal indeed.
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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2005, 02:30:11 PM »
didnt this happen a while back, i remember reading about it

its not just a case of being short, but short-sighted too hihi
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« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2005, 05:26:09 PM »
Quote from: The IQ of MacMaul on August 17, 2005, 02:30:11 PM
didnt this happen a while back, i remember reading about it

its not just a case of being short, but short-sighted too hihi

Let the short jokes fly!  hihi
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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2005, 04:14:07 PM »
Quote from: SLCPUNK on August 16, 2005, 10:54:21 PM
Crazy midgets...thought they could take lion on....lol...wtf?Huh rofl

Brutal indeed.
Fucking idiots, nothing against midgets either.
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« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2005, 04:15:13 PM »
Quote from: MikeB on August 18, 2005, 04:14:07 PM
Quote from: SLCPUNK on August 16, 2005, 10:54:21 PM
Crazy midgets...thought they could take lion on....lol...wtf???  rofl

Brutal indeed.
Fucking idiots, nothing against midgets either.

Midgets freak me out...seriously.
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« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2005, 04:43:41 PM »
I find them creepy too, I'm used to being smarter than younger kids .You can't judge by size, that's for sure.
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« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2005, 09:41:56 PM »
Quote from: MikeB on August 18, 2005, 04:43:41 PM
You can't judge by size, that's for sure.

You keep taking her advice  hihi

im kidding...*sigh*...i get no respect Tongue
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« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2005, 04:06:47 AM »
Midgets are AWSOME Smiley

they make me laugh, not that i like pulling the piss outa them, i have a friend of the family that is a midget, he is about 40.... but it is a shame that they dont normally live to an old age.

short people rock !!! :p
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« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2005, 09:20:40 AM »
Quote from: N.I.B ?[Usta?a] on August 18, 2005, 09:41:56 PM
Quote from: MikeB on August 18, 2005, 04:43:41 PM
You can't judge by size, that's for sure.

You keep taking her advice? hihi

im kidding...*sigh*...i get no respect Tongue
haha. midgets can be  scary cuz they're smart and you get them confused with kids.
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« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2005, 04:45:42 PM »
Quote from: SLCPUNK on August 17, 2005, 05:26:09 PM
Quote from: The IQ of MacMaul on August 17, 2005, 02:30:11 PM
didnt this happen a while back, i remember reading about it

its not just a case of being short, but short-sighted too hihi

Let the short jokes fly!  hihi

its like the lion king versus the 7 dwarfs isnt it? Shocked
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« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2005, 11:10:11 PM »
Quote from: The IQ of MacMaul on August 19, 2005, 04:45:42 PM
Quote from: SLCPUNK on August 17, 2005, 05:26:09 PM
Quote from: The IQ of MacMaul on August 17, 2005, 02:30:11 PM
didnt this happen a while back, i remember reading about it

its not just a case of being short, but short-sighted too hihi

Let the short jokes fly!? hihi

its like the lion king versus the 7 dwarfs isnt it? Shocked

 rofl rofl rofl

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« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2005, 01:05:23 PM »
Quote from: SLCPUNK on August 18, 2005, 04:15:13 PM
Quote from: MikeB on August 18, 2005, 04:14:07 PM
Quote from: SLCPUNK on August 16, 2005, 10:54:21 PM
Crazy midgets...thought they could take lion on....lol...wtf?Huh rofl

Brutal indeed.
Fucking idiots, nothing against midgets either.

Midgets freak me out...seriously.
hehehe, have you ever seen 'midget porn'? nervous should let loose some lion on that hihi
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« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2005, 09:58:41 AM »
By the way, click the link and read what is says at the top of the page in red.
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« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2005, 11:18:54 AM »
Quote from: Skeletor on August 23, 2005, 09:58:41 AM
By the way, click the link and read what is says at the top of the page in red.

haha...this just in!

Wow...didn't say that before...... Tongue
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« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2005, 10:50:49 PM »
Quote from: SLCPUNK on August 18, 2005, 04:15:13 PM
Quote from: MikeB on August 18, 2005, 04:14:07 PM
Quote from: SLCPUNK on August 16, 2005, 10:54:21 PM
Crazy midgets...thought they could take lion on....lol...wtf?Huh rofl

Brutal indeed.
Fucking idiots, nothing against midgets either.

Midgets freak me out...seriously.

Midgets and Clowns      *happy place happy place*
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