Best movie line

[Hammy]

I Am Connor Macleod of The Clan Macleod And Once A Very Long Time Ago I Was A Highlander

There Can Only Be One

Classic Highlander stuff

[Axls Locomotive]

"Made it ma, top of the world" cagney in white heat

"I don't need to be lectured by you. I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers. Besides which, I think the galaxy owes me one. " Kirk Generations

From Star Trek Insurrection
Anij: Have you ever experienced, a perfect moment in time?
Captain Picard: A perfect moment?
Anij: When time seemed to stop, and you could almost live, in that moment.
Captain Picard: Seeing my home planet from space, for the first time.

[N.I.B]

I've got a couple i like:

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" - Don Michael Corlenone talking about his proposition to Moe Green The Godfather

"They can take our lives, but they'll never take, our freedom!" William Wallace's speech to the Scottsh soldiers in Braveheart

"The force will be with you. Always." Obi-Wan Kenobi's final living words to Luke Skywalker in Star Wars

"Our amps go to 11...because 11 is louder than 10" - Nigal Tuffnel showing off his 11-Setting Amp in This Is Spinal Tap

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory" American CO in Vietnam in Apocolapse Now!



 

[Timothy]

It's going to be blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back!

Sin City

[Tied-Up]

From Ferris Bueller's Day Off:

"Life moves pretty fast, you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." 

 "My best friend?s sister?s boyfriend?s brother?s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who?s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it?s pretty serious.?

From Spaceballs:

"Thank you for pushing the self-destruct button, this ship will self-destruct in 30 seconds..."

"This ship will self-destruct in 20 seconds, this is your last chance to push the cancellation button"

From Bill & Ted:

"what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napolean is a short, dead dude?"


Ghostbusters:

"Ray, when someone asks if you're a God, you say "Yes"! "

 "Normally, you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance."

[disease51883]

Maybe the greatest movie line ever.

"Ya know, I like you Clarence. Always have... *Finger snap/point* Always will!"

[Kujo]

Not from a movie, but this cracks me up every time I watch my DVD of this show. Major respect points for whoever knows what show it is from:

- I never let sex get in the way when I'm hunting for blood
- For me its the other way around

[Neon Mobil Horse]

Not from a movie, but this cracks me up every time I watch my DVD of this show. Major respect points for whoever knows what show it is from:

- I never let sex get in the way when I'm hunting for blood
- For me its the other way around

Is that from "Greg the Bunny"?

[Neon Mobil Horse]

Ricky Slade Here's scenario B for you Bob, see how you feel about this one. Now I don't know if you've noticed this or not, but I think I'm starting to get under Ruiz's skin as well, OK? It all started with the whole Red Dragon, or the Welsh guy, whatever, they can play it down all they want but you know 200 grand's a lot of fucking money! It's a fucking lot of money! OK? 200 grand is definitely a lot of fucking money! And now I've got Ruiz calling me fucking Fruit-Pie the fucking magician! Tellin' me that I can't fucking call my main man Max, who fucking sent me out on the fucking operation? And what about the Welsh guy? He's fucking scat all over, they fucking disappear and talk! And you haven't noticed this either but when he's not fucking looking at me or you're fucking doing whatever, I've got fucking Jimmy in the mirror with his shit too. It's fucking coming at me from here, I don't know where it is! It might be coming this way, it might be coming that way, but the fucking shit's coming and I'm not gonna be late for the fucking dance man, I'm not gonna be fucking late for the dance on this one.

Bobby You're not getting a gun.

Forgot.... this is from one of my favorite movies ever - Made

[Sakib]

I'll be back

-Terminator 2

[Mr. Dick Purple]

"God Kills indiscriminately, and so shall we" Lestat - Interview with the vampire.
"I've got the microphone and you don't so you will listen to every god damned word I've got to say" - The Wedding Singer
"... and since we do our first class passenger do pretty much whatever they want, here it is" The Wedding Singer. 

[Timothy]

They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it.

The Boondock Saints

[Rob]

The Dude abides. - The Big Lebowski. 
That's one of like 600 hundred great lines from that movie.  In my opinion the funniest movie ever made.

[Kujo]

Not from a movie, but this cracks me up every time I watch my DVD of this show. Major respect points for whoever knows what show it is from:

- I never let sex get in the way when I'm hunting for blood
- For me its the other way around

Is that from "Greg the Bunny"?

Yes. The episode when they all went paintballing

[Queen of Everything]

BLAME CANADA!!! - South Park

(I dont really mean that - Im from Canada)

[Drew]

One of my favorite lines comes from The Mothman Prophecies.

"John Klein"(Richard Gere): I think we can assume that these entities are more advanced than us. Why don't they just come right out and tell us what's on their minds?

"Alexander Leek"(Alan Bates): You're more advanced than a cockroach, have you ever tried explaining yourself to one of them?

[Queen of Everything]

Monty Python

"Now for somthing COMPLEATLY Different"

"Mr Tibblywink has learnt the 1st rule of Cameoflauge, do not stand up"

"Its Not dead - its pinin'"

"Thats nothing!! I used to live in a rolled up newspaper in a caustic tank!"

    

[N.I.B]

ok i have some more:

"'Tis only a fleshwound..." - The black knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail after his arms were hacked off

"You wanna catch Capone, I'll show you how to catch Capone. They pull out a knife, you pull out a gun. They send one of yours to the hospital(?) you send one of thier's to the morgue. Thats how you catch Capone." - Sean Connory in The Untouchables

"Woah! Stairway denied!" - Wayne in Wayne's World when he attemps to play Stairway to Heaven in the guitar store.

[Queen of Everything]

ok i have some more:

"'Tis only a fleshwound..." - The black knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail after his arms were hacked off

"Woah! Stairway denied!" - Wayne in Wayne's World when he attemps to play Stairway to Heaven in the guitar store.

Mwahahaha I love it!!!

I have more:

"Wait till biggus Dickus Hears about this"

"Who you calling Big nose?  Big Nose!!"

"That isnt at all silly, you mearly do a a tripple half leg pike on every alternate step"

"I wasn't Pickin' i was scratchin'"

The Life Of Brian!