Best movie line

[GnFnRs2016]

Pulp Fiction:

Butch: What now?

Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass. 

Butch: I meant what now between me and you?

Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.

Butch: So we cool?

Marsellus: Yeah, we cool. Two things. Don't tell nobody about this. This shit is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: you leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges. Deal?

Butch: Deal.

Marsellus: Get your ass out of here.

[Izzy]

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse - Al Pacino - The Godfather

[Mr. Dick Purple]

"Lemmy is God" - Airheads 

[2NaFish]

"i make him an offer he don't refuse" - robert de niro. The Godfather part II. In fact most any line from godfather I and II is great.

"She will be mine, oh yes. She will be mine" - Mike Myers. Wayne's World. Again for wayne's world I and II

[Izzy]

"i make him an offer he don't refuse" - robert de niro. The Godfather part II. In fact most any line from godfather I and II is great.

Copy cat! Beat u to it

[2NaFish]

"i make him an offer he don't refuse" - robert de niro. The Godfather part II. In fact most any line from godfather I and II is great.

Copy cat! Beat u to it

not quite. Pacino says, "i'll make him an offer he can't refuse" in the godfather. And bobby de niro says "i make him an offer he don't refuse" in the godfther II when talking about his meeting with Don Fanucci. Pedantic and sad, but if i'm going to get pedantic and sad about a movie it'll be the godfather.

[Vicious Wishes]

Another great one

Sheriff Buford T. Justice: "I saw that you sum bitch. You did that on purpose. I got the evidence, ?put the evidence in the car junior."
Junior: "But daddy..."
Sheriff Buford T. Justice: "PUT THE EVIDENCE IN THE CAR!".

Smokey and the Bandit has so many great lines: "Duck, or you're gonna be talkin' out yo ass".
"The fact that you are a sheriff is not germaine to the issue." ? "The got-damn Germans got nothin to do with it!". ?"There's no way, no way you come from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when we get home is punch your momma in the mouth".

[D]

Im a living breathing eating shitting fucking santy Clause         Bad Santa



That kid is back on the escalator!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mallrats

[Mr. Dick Purple]

Since we are posting best movie lines, can anybody tell me if: "What we've got here is failure to comunicate" is from a movie?, if so, which one?

[Cornell]

Since we are posting best movie lines, can anybody tell me if: "What we've got here is failure to comunicate" is from a movie?, if so, which one?

Yes - Cool Hand Luke! 

[MikeB]

Critics complain about  the dialouge in the Star Wars sequels , but come on...

Yoda-"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."

Obi Wan Kenobi-"Be mindful of you thoughts ,they can betray you."

Thats advice that helps my life everyday.

[Mr. Dick Purple]

Since we are posting best movie lines, can anybody tell me if: "What we've got here is failure to comunicate" is from a movie?, if so, which one?

Yes - Cool Hand Luke! 

Thanks man

[D]

HEY KUJO

do the superman having sex sequence from Mallrats I dont remember exactly how it goes.







My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!!!!!!!!!!

"In A Row?"

Why did you have to go and suck their dicks, why couldnt u just be normal and fuck them?

Hey try not to suck any dick on the way to school

slight pause


Hey u get back here!

[Kujo]

-It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
-Sure, why not?
-He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

[D]

-It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
-Sure, why not?
-He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

Thanks I love that!

Jason Lee has a TV series called "My name is Earl" which starts on NBC on Tuesdays this fall, I cant wait to watch it as Jason Lee is one of my all time fav actors.



If we dont get this boat for Lefty, Fuckin Forget about it

Im not becoming like them Maggie, I am them     Johnny Depp Donnie Brasco



If Donnie calls, tell him if it had to be anyone, Im glad it was him  Al Pacino Donnie Brasco

[Kujo]

-When I introduce you, I'm gonna say, "This is a friend of mine." That means you're a connected guy. Now if I said instead, this is a friend of ours that would mean you a made guy. A Capiche?
-What do I call you?
-You keep your fucking mouth shut about me!

[Butch Français]

ok, this isn't from a movie, but Im a huge Sopranos fan so here it is.
Little Steven (guitarist in E Street band and a regular actor on the show) and another guy are discussing people that have died while they were taking a shit. the other guy mentions Elvis, and Little Steven, thinking of Don Simpson, says... "and that Hollywood guy, Don something, the producer of Simpsons"

[Rockin' Rose]

"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun"

Bruce "Ash" Campbell
Army of Darkness

[Ignatius]

One of the funniest movies ever made...The big Lebowsky

Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars....Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
The Dude: I'm just going to find a cash machine

[loretian]

Well, I'm a huge Sopranos fan too, but Deadwood has a lot of classic lines as well!

Tom Nuttall: My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb. Those that doubt me... suck cock by choice.

Al Swearengen: Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair. Or fuckin' beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Till then you've got a lot more punishment in store. So stand it like a man, and give some back.

Trixie: Tread lightly who lives in hope of pussy.

Ellsworth: I may have fucked up my life flatter'n hammered shit, but I stand here before you today beholden to no human cocksucker, and holdin' a workin' fuckin' gold claim, and not the U.S. government tellin' me I'm trespassin', or the savage fuckin' red man or any of these other limber-dick cocksuckers passin' themselves off as prospectors had better try and stop me.