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August 02, 2005, 06:59:33 PM »
Well, what do you think it is? It doesn't have to be epic or grand. Could be something silly or just makes you laugh whenever you hear it. Maybe it's from a movie you love or maybe one you hate. For me, whenever I hear the word "cinderella", I immediately think of Bill Murray in Caddyshack.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
Carl the groundskeeper is one of the funniest characters ever!
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The greaser dude from Dazed and Confused-"Don't let your mouth write a check where your butt can't cash."
Yoda from Star Wars- " Fear leads to anger,anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."
Pee Wee Herman-"Why don't you take a picture it will last longer?"
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"Today, we have a special on proton charging."
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August 03, 2005, 03:25:39 AM »
everything from Pulp Fiction
Knock it off Julie
I dont need u to tell me how good my coffee is, Im the one that buys it, I know how good it is when Bonnie goes to the store she buys shit so I buy the expensive imported cause I want to taste it.
what concerns me isnt the coffee in my kitchen, its the dead nigger in my garage.
Jules when u drove here did u see a sign outside my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?" did u see a sign that said Dead Nigger storage?
NO
do u know why u didnt see that sign?
it isnt there cause storing dead niggers aint my fuckin business
Dont jimmy me Jules Ok
Do u realize whats gonna happen if Bonnie comes home and sees a dead body in the house?
we are gonna get divorced
not trial seperation no marriage counseling, Divorced and I dont wanna get fucking divorced
ok,
Dont jimmy me Jules, theres nothing u can say thats gonna make me forget I love my wife is there? Is there?
So u gotta make some calls, u gotta call some people? then do it and get the fuck out of my house before she gets here
That was from memory, i probably fucked a bit of it up but That whole movie is fuckin great!
Im a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker motherfucker, i am superfly TNT dynamite everytime my hands touch itty bitty pieces of brain im the guns of the navarone
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"It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker on it"
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August 03, 2005, 03:28:50 AM »
I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad.
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Now Im not giving him the money Vince, Im buying something with my money.
U know what Im buying Ringo?
Im buying your life
im gonna give u that money so i dont have to kill your ass.
What does marcellus Wallace look like
What?
What does marcellus Wallace look like
What?
Say what again, say what one more god damn motherfuckin time, I dare u, I double dare u motherfucker say what one more god damn time.
Now
What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
He's black
Go on
and he's bald
Does he look like a bitch?
What? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ?OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
does he look like a bitch?
no No no
then why did u try to fuck him then?
I didnt ?I didnt
Yes u did bret, Yes u did
and marcellus wallace doesnt like to be fucked by anyone other than mrs wallace
do u read the bible?
this movie is so fucking awesome
I hate to shatter your ego but this isnt the first time Ive had a gun pointed in my face
if u dont take your hand off that case it will be your last.
and cant forget Bruce Willis
Bed side table on the Kangaroo, I specifically reminded her
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Can I have a sip of your milkshake? I gotta know what a 5 dollar shake taste like
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God damn thats a good milkshake, i dont know if its worth 5 dollars but its pretty fucking good.
How this movie lost to Forrest Gump Ill never know
This is one of the greatest films ever made and my all time favorite.
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How this movie lost to Forrest Gump Ill never know
"I keep runnin' and runnin..........."
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Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax "expletive deleted"'s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our "expletive deleted", then "expletive deleted" out our "expletive deleted", then eat their "expletive deleted" which is made up of our "expletive deleted" that we made 'em eat. Then all you "expletive deleted"'s are next.
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We should be fuckin' dead!
Yeah, we were lucky.?
That shit wasn't luck. That shit was somethin' else.
Yeah, maybe.
That was...divine intervention. You know what divine intervention is?
Yeah, I think so. That means God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets.
Yeah, man, that's what is means. That's exactly what it means! God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets.
I think we should be going now.
Don't do that! Don't you fuckin' do that! Don't blow this shit off! What just happened was a fuckin' miracle!
Chill the fuck out, Jules, this shit happens.
Wrong, wrong, this shit doesn't just happen.
Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car, or at the jailhouse with the cops?
We should be fuckin' dead now, my friend! We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to fuckin' acknowledge it!
Okay man, it was a miracle, can we leave now?
Lighten up a little. You been sittin' there all quiet.
I just been sittin' here thinkin'.
About what?
The miracle we witnessed.
The miracle you witnessed. I witnessed a freak occurrence.
Do you know that a miracle is?
An act of God.
What's an act of God?
I guess it's when God makes the impossible possible. And I'm sorry Jules, but I don't think what happened this morning qualifies.
Don't you see, Vince, that shit don't matter. You're judging this thing the wrong way. It's not about what. It could be God stopped the bullets, he changed Coke into Pepsi, he found my fuckin' car keys. You don't judge shit like this based on merit. Whether or not what we experienced was an according-to-Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is I felt God's touch, God got involved.
But why?
That's what's fuckin' wit' me! I don't know why. But I can't go back to sleep.
So you're serious, you're really gonna quit?
The life, most definitely. .
So if you're quitting the life, what'll you do?
That's what I've been sitting here contemplating. First, I'm gonna deliver this case to Marsellus. Then, basically, I'm gonna walk the earth.
What do you mean, walk the earth?
You know, like Caine in "KUNG FU." Just walk from town to town, meet people, get in adventures.
How long do you intend to walk the earth?
Until God puts me where he want me to be.
What if he never does?
If it takes forever, I'll wait forever.
So you decided to be a bum?
I'll just be Jules, Vincent, no more, no less.
No Jules, you're gonna be like those pieces of shit out there who beg for change. They walk around like a bunch of fuckin' zombies, they sleep in garbage bins, they eat what I throw away, and dogs piss on 'em. They got a word for 'em, they're called bums. And without a job, residence, or legal tender, that's what you're gonna be - a fuckin' bum!
Look my friend, this is just where me and you differ....
What happened was peculiar, no doubt about it, but it wasn't water into wine.
All shapes and sizes, Vince.
Stop fuckin' talkin' like that!
If you find my answers frightening, Vincent, you should cease askin' scary questions.
When did you make this decision? While you were sitting there eatin' your muffin?
Yeah. I was just sitting here drinking my coffee, eating my muffin, playin' the incident in my head, when I had what alcoholics refer to as a "moment of clarity."
I gotta take a shit. To be continued.
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Napoleon Dynamite
" Gosh ! " - napoleon
" I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothin " - pedro
" Is she hot ? " - pedro
" I like her bangs " - pedro
" Yes " - pedro
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Mean Girls & Clueless
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" i totally paused "
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"At my signal, Unleash Hell" (Gladiator)
"- A friend once told me death smiles at us all, the only thing we can do is smile back.
- I wonder, did your friend smile at his own death?
- You should know, it was your father..." (Gladiator)
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, (..) father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." (Gladiator)
"Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?" (Gladiator)
All the classic lines from Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown, obviously. The first discussion in Reservoir Dogs too.
"I never tip" (Reservoir Dogs)
"Say hello to my little friend" (Scarface)
"You know something, Nicky, you don't make no fucking sense sometimes. (Donnie Brasco)
"Forget about it" (Donnie Brasco)
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"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerfull than you can possibly imagine"
Star wars, right?
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Hot shot 2
"War is Fantastic"
Mel Brooks Movies
"It's Good to be the king"
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August 03, 2005, 10:31:01 AM »
I will try haiku:
"Once they were men, now they are
Land crabs." Hey, it worked!
That is from a film
"Attack of the Crab Monsters"
Get drunk; check it out!
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What you dont know about me can just about fill the fucking Grand Canyon - Chasing Amy
Hey, I always notice their bored expressions - Chasing Amy
Does this mean Bethany is black? - Dogma
Its Gods job to judge them, Its my job to arrange the meeting - Shaft
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EDDIE
Nobody's got a clue what happened to Mr. Blue?
MR. BLONDE
Either he's alive, or he's dead, or the cops got him, or they don't.
EDDIE
Take this the bastard you told me about? Why you beating on him?
MR. PINK
Maybe he can tell us who the fuck set us up.
EDDIE
If you fucking beat this prick long enough, he'll tell you he started the goddamn Chicago fire. Now that don't necessarily make it fucking so! Come on, man, think! All right! First things fucking last-- who's got the stones? Please, somebody, at least, tell me one little fucking favor, just for my sake.
MR PINK
I got a bag. I got a bag, OK? I stashed them to make sure this place wasn't a police station.
EDDIE
Good for you. Now, let's go get it. First, we gotta get rid of those cars outside. Looks like Sam's hot car lot out there. OK. Blondie, stay here and babysit them two. White and Pink, take a car each. I'll follow you. You ditch them. Pick up the stones. While I'm following you, I'll arrange some sort of a doctor for our friend.
MR. WHITE
We can't leave these guys here with him.
EDDIE
Why not?
MR. WHITE
'Cause he's a fucking psycho. And if you think Joe's pissed off, that ain't nothing compared to how pissed off I am at him for putting me in the same room as that bastard!
MR. BLONDE
You see what i've been putting up with, Eddie? I fucking walked in here, I told these guys about staying put, Mr. White whips out his gun, he's sticking it in my face, calling me a motherfucker, saying he's going to blow me away, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
MR. WHITE
He's the reason the joint turned into a shooting spree. What are you, a fucking silent partner? Tell him!
MR. PINK
He went crazy in the store but he seems all right now.
MR. wHITE This is what he was doing-- Bam...Bam... Bam...Bam.
MR. BLONDE
Yeah, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. I told them not to touch the fucking alarm, they did. If they hadn't done what I told them not to do, they'd still be alive.
MR. WHITE
(applauds) My fucking hero.
MR. BLONDE
(joins in appause, and takes a bow) Thanks.
MR. WHITE
That's your excuse for going on a kill-crazy rampage?
MR. BLONDE
I don't like alarms, Mr. White.
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my fav is from Ford Fairlane..."have a twinkie...snappahead"
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