Internet dating

[Sin Cut]

All good things come to those who wait?

Clintron and i were not looking for eachother, and amoung? everyone on this board i decided that he was the guy that i wanted to pm....

and now look at us.

we are totally in love with eachother.?

he has brought joy and happiness into my life, and i love him very much?


 :peace:PEACE OUT ROCKERS
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Gunna_Girl01

wow, that's great 

[*Izzy*]

I think most of the times people leaving date-ads are just plain ugly or total psychos.

Probably true but we got our bassist from an add in a music shop and he kicks ass (musically), anything is possible

EDIT: Not a dating ad obviously?

  Izzy?

[Tied-Up]

Kujo of course is only offering sympathy because he has witnessed first hand the size of my trouser snake.

You mean, it's that small that someone else would have to offer sympathy?   That's sad... Journey, you have my sympathy as well.


 *Ponders sending a  magnifying glass to Journey as a wedding gift*

[MCT]

Donnie's Journey (Caught in the World Wide Web of Love)

There once was a guy from Kentucky
who one day was feeling quite lucky.
So he PM'd this girl
and then what unfurled
well, one might say he was lucky.

She really was quite independent,
but they both soon became co-dependent
on each other's big boobs
which affected their moods
to the point of the present engagement.

haha...

Sorry guys (and gals) but that's the absolute best I got right now. But tell you what, I promise to write a decent poem for ye. Deal?

EDIT - italics baby!

[D]

hahahahaha that poem was hmmmmmmmmm interesting


I wrote this in 3 minutes off my head, yeah Im a poet and now u know it!

                           "MCT"


MCT is a guy that walks his dog in the yard
loves staring at D's boobs nothing makes him more hard
He finishes every sentence with a bunch of little dots
and his introspective quotes leaves your mind tied in knots

His feud with SLC got out of hand and ran a little too deep
Now those guys like each other as much as Kujo loves sheep *thats alot*
MCT is a great guy and he will always be my bro
even though he is gay and likes to wear womens clothes

So I hope this poem has entertained and has sunk deep into your brain
For MCT is a great guy he's just twisted and insane


Goodbye my here today gone to hell friends this poem has been fun
but now this shit is over, sorry I gotta run!

[MCT]

You're fucked (good thing), and yes, that was funny.

<stereotypical God voice pulled from any one of the numerous pop culture sources that it could be pulled from>

HOWEVER...

<back to my normal tone>

...I'm seriously gonna write a serious little piece of literature (poem) for youse two betrothed bastiches.

Now, go to fuck.