Fuck Oasis

[Walk]

http://www.chartattack.com/damn/2005/06/2402.cfm

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MANOWAR KILL!!!!!!!!!!

[ClintroN]

just like Oasis to slag everyone els off n' think they r' the kings

[Skeletor]

The trilogy of Into Glory Ride-Hail to England-Sign of the Hammer reigns supreme over anything Oasis has ever done.

[2NaFish]

have you only just picked up on this? they've said they're the best thing since sliced bread for the last decade.

i don't really rate sliced bread that highly tho.

[Izzy]

Well said by Liam - he's spot on too

"But they're loud and shit though, aren't they? They're just shit," Gallagher says emphatically.

Seated beside him, bassist Andy Bell is somewhat perplexed.

"Who are they anyway?" Bell asks. "Heavy metal?"

"Fuck Manowar," interjects Gallagher decisively.

One of the reason they have sold so many albums - u got to love the way they don't give a damn about others views! Rock n' roll!

[Thorazine Shuffle]

Every song I've heard from Oasis seems to rip of riffs from The Velvet Underground and of course The Beatles.  That song Lyla sounds just like a VU tune. 

[Metallifuck]

I think Oasis are shit. I liked a few of their songs but they bore me to tears. Is this seriously the band that is supposed to define Britain's 'rock scene'?

Oh dear.

[2NaFish]

no. who said they defined british rock? or are you just making up a quote to prove a bullshit point?

[Skeletor]

One of the reason they have sold so many albums - u got to love the way they don't give a damn about others views!

Ooh, such rebels. I, erm, admire them and stuff.

[Izzy]

Every song I've heard from Oasis seems to rip of riffs from The Velvet Underground and of course The Beatles.? That song Lyla sounds just like a VU tune.?

The band are very open about how they rip off the Beatles all the time

[Axls Locomotive]

how do you tell the difference between 2 piles of shit?

[Mama Kin]

When Maxim or Blender reviewd their album, they said, "The songs no longer sound like Beatles retreads, now they sound like Oasis retreads!" Then the other said, to the effect of, "Everyone besides Great Britain realizes that Oasis only put out one good album, and that was 10 years ago"

[Walk]

Manowar's first 4 albums are metal classics. Their next 2 were considered sellout albums by many, but were not really bad, just not quite as good. After that, they became irrelevent, but their live show is still solid. They are one of the most important American heavy metal bands ever. Bands like Manowar and Jag Panzer helped create the American power metal scene. European pflower metal like Sonata Arctica and Rhapsody doesn't even come close.

Oasis is a product. They are there to satisfy the demand of Beatles/retro rock. They aren't original and no one likes them but washed up music critics. Music isn't as important to them as having a "rock" image/attitude, which can mean anything. Rebellion for rebellion's sake is worthless.

[Genesis]

how do you tell the difference between 2 piles of shit?

See which pile is taller.. 

[Izzy]

Manowar's first 4 albums are metal classics.

Oh c'mon. They are a joke, and always have been. And they have been happy to contribute to that image. Its good that u like them, many do, but a daily dose of reality medicine is what i perscribe for you. They are not respected, and they are not a success story.

I don't really like them, but they aren't terrible. Don't claim they are something there not, u aren't likely to fool anyone

They are one of the most important American heavy metal bands ever.

Again - is that for our benefit or urs? U don't seriously believe that do u? C'mon, they don't even have a gold record! How many people have even heard of them?

Bands like Manowar and Jag Panzer helped create the American power metal scene. European pflower metal like Sonata Arctica and Rhapsody doesn't even come close.

Who are these bands?

Oasis is a product.

 

They are there to satisfy the demand of Beatles/retro rock.

Must be quiet some market for that then....

They aren't original

And Manowar are? As if Guns N' Roses were, or Nirvana or Metallica, or....

and no one likes them but washed up music critics.

Might want to tell that to the people that helped them sell 40 million albums

Might want to tell that to those that helped them sell out every stadium show in this country. That's right - stadiums, those big things that fit zillions

Only the music press dislike then

Music isn't as important to them as having a "rock" image/attitude, which can mean anything. Rebellion for rebellion's sake is worthless.

What?

You can't even name an Oasis album without google.com's help, have u even heard a single song?

U might be able to fool others but its painfully apparent u have no idea who or what Oasis are

[Skeletor]

They are not respected, and they are not a success story.

"Not a success story", lol.. what is that supposed to mean anyway? Manowar are very successful considering they've had a long career and have tons of loyal fans. People who've listened to them in their early teens still remember the classics.. and as for respect, they do get some - albeit tongue in cheek. You either get it or you don't. It's all in good spirit.

C'mon, they don't even have a gold record! How many people have even heard of them?

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Might want to tell that to the people that helped them sell 40 million albums

Might want to tell that to those that helped them sell out every stadium show in this country. That's right - stadiums, those big things that fit zillions

LMAO! - you're starting to sound like D trying to defend Bon Jovi. You can figure out for yourself whether that's a compliment or not

[2NaFish]

oasis got more people to go to knebworth than zep. if manowar ever do anything like that i'll personally eat out the asshole of every member.

[Izzy]

"Not a success story", lol.. what is that supposed to mean anyway?

It means no one has actually bought their stuff. Somewhat strange for a band thats released so many ''classic'' albums?

Manowar are very successful considering they've had a long career and have tons of loyal fans. People who've listened to them in their early teens still remember the classics.. and as for respect, they do get some - albeit tongue in cheek. You either get it or you don't. It's all in good spirit.

There is no correlation between total sales-quality, but at the same time, no sales does mean something and vast sales usually indicates something too

Oasis have sold by the shed load, Manowar have sold enough to get 2 people on a message board defending them in the face of thousands who are wondering if this slightly queer band have really pioneered power metal

LMAO! - you're starting to sound like D trying to defend Bon Jovi. You can figure out for yourself whether that's a compliment or not

I think D did a pretty good job (only helped by the daft nature of the 'counter' argument), so i choose to take that as a compliment

oasis got more people to go to knebworth than zep. if manowar ever do anything like that i'll personally eat out the asshole of every member.

'Nuff said

[Metallifuck]

Most new Oasis fans are probably 'sheep' who get all of their musical  goodness from MTV2.




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[Skeletor]

It means no one has actually bought their stuff. Somewhat strange for a band thats released so many ''classic'' albums?

Please refrain from talking out of your ass - I don't know exactly how many records Manowar has sold, but you obviously haven't even got a clue. Your claim of them having no fans is simply ridiculous, to the extent that I wonder whether I can be bothered to go on about this. I personally know tons of people who have listened to Manowar at one point in their lives, and if you go to any metal-oriented message board you'll find they are very well known.

Oasis have sold by the shed load, Manowar have sold enough to get 2 people on a message board defending them

Gotta love your sense of logic. Going by that, Manowar is more popular than Oasis because it has two people defending them here, and Oasis only has one.