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« on: July 15, 2005, 10:43:16 AM »
I think he's on drugs but everyone says he just a complete drunk. He's 55 years old and still lives with his mom! He talks like he's black. He's skinny as fucking hell.One time he told me when he drove in our town , a tiger attacked him and his girlfriend in his  car(yeah right, we live in fucking Pennsylvania, USA!)He calls himself Johnny Rotten and claims the guy from The Sex Pistols stole it from him. He lied to me he's been playing guitar since the 60's, he can't play shit!He says he jammed with The Beatles , Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix. hihi I kind of think he's a drug-dealer, when he tells people to do stuff for him then they refuse but he says"are you sure? i'll pay you, any amount." I hate being around this guy , he's fucking annoying as hell. Don't you people think he's on more than booze?
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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2005, 11:19:49 AM »
he sounds a bit simple to me.
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2005, 11:45:11 AM »
1) looking for attention

2) on toxins

3) pathologied

4) depression

5) some illness ( not necessarily mad, but needing his mother's care..thousands of illnesses)

6) trying to impress you for a reason

7) i don't trust men who live with mum at 55

Cool is he gay ?

9) not even thinking about the rest

10) yes i am, i lied.
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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2005, 11:54:56 AM »
Nah, he's no queer. Him, his girlfriend(shes fucking wierd too) and his mom all live together.He didn't always live with his mom, he was once married to my aunt , they had 3 daughters together but she left him.? I agree with numbers 1,4,5,6,9 Jessica. 2 and 3 I'm not sure.What do you mean by number 10?
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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2005, 12:52:43 PM »
Quote from: MikeB on July 15, 2005, 11:54:56 AM
Nah, he's no queer. Him, his girlfriend(shes fucking wierd too) and his mom all live together.He didn't always live with his mom, he was once married to my aunt , they had 3 daughters together but she left him.? I agree with numbers 1,4,5,6,9 Jessica. 2 and 3 I'm not sure.What do you mean by number 10?
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oki, don't take me wrong, oki ?

is he a bit promiscuous ?

( because all men i have known who lived wit htheir mums past a certain age were either sick or a bit promiscuous with one of the parents, i really really don't mean to offend, so i hope you won't be...)
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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2005, 01:39:46 PM »
woah, dont know bout him, but jess,you sure as hell made me sick!! :<
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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2005, 01:41:46 PM »
Quote from: liquidvirus on July 15, 2005, 01:39:46 PM
woah, dont know bout him, but jess,you sure as hell made me sick!! :<

read 9 and 10, i made ME sick luv...
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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2005, 02:43:00 PM »
D is your uncle?! Shocked
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2005, 04:07:26 PM »
Holy Fuck that was great, u wait I will get u back!

 hihi hihi hihi hihi :hihi:priceless!
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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2005, 04:10:38 PM »
Quote from: kujo on July 15, 2005, 02:43:00 PM
D is your uncle?! Shocked

small world, ain't it?  rofl rofl rofl
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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2005, 04:16:51 PM »
Kujo said it was a good size ok : ok:I cant top Kujo's, Its impossible.
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« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2005, 04:21:08 PM »
Quote from: D on July 15, 2005, 04:16:51 PM
Kujo said it was a good size ok : ok:I cant top Kujo's, Its impossible.

patience. you'll get him evntually
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« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2005, 11:52:09 PM »
Quote from: liquidvirus on July 15, 2005, 01:39:46 PM
woah, dont know bout him, but jess,you sure as hell made me sick!! :<
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« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2005, 08:49:42 AM »
Quote from: 2NaFish on July 15, 2005, 11:19:49 AM
he sounds a bit simple to me.
could be his parents are brother and sister hihi
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« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2005, 11:17:51 AM »
Quote from: Lisa on July 16, 2005, 08:49:42 AM
Quote from: 2NaFish on July 15, 2005, 11:19:49 AM
he sounds a bit simple to me.
could be his parents are brother and sister hihi
Thank God he's not blood-related to me. hihi
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« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2005, 01:40:16 PM »
Quote from: Lisa on July 16, 2005, 08:49:42 AM
Quote from: 2NaFish on July 15, 2005, 11:19:49 AM
he sounds a bit simple to me.
could be his parents are brother and sister hihi

Roses in the Attic, anyone?  hihi
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« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2005, 02:51:43 PM »
MikeB has obviously come straight out of the asylum... Tongue
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« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2005, 10:51:59 AM »
Quote from: The IQ of MacMaul on July 16, 2005, 02:51:43 PM
MikeB has obviously come straight out of the asylum... Tongue
  Trying to say I'm actually the one thats weird? hihi
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« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2005, 12:12:45 AM »
Quote from: MikeB on July 16, 2005, 11:17:51 AM
Quote from: Lisa on July 16, 2005, 08:49:42 AM
Quote from: 2NaFish on July 15, 2005, 11:19:49 AM
he sounds a bit simple to me.
could be his parents are brother and sister hihi
Thank God he's not blood-related to me. hihi
prolly close relation to my boss
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« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2005, 05:18:22 PM »
Now he can brag how famous we made him on the internet
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