Wrestling...thats right, Wrestling!

[Hammy]

Errr, great? Vince has another 'Gay' team, and no i'm not taking the piss, you know the idiot he is, with that appearance he won't be able to resist, he'll bury them in weeks.....

...Speaking about Tag Teams London & Kendrick are finally a proper team.? On Velocity this week they had matching ring attire (including masks ) and did some pretty cool double team moves together.? Great to see another team added to the division with wrestling talent, hopefully they will pull the miracle of a life time upset, oh yes, Batista & Rey Mysterio, they're coming to get ya!

....Here's a reminder for those of you with short memories, on Velocity this week the NEXT BIG THING returns, oh yes, it's THE BASHMAN!, Doug Basham



....And finally who's ordering Armageddon tonight apart from me? Am i really going to be the only one in this thread posting a review?

Oh and this is from that wonderful site Wrestlecrap:

[Evolution]

Gay?? I see tag titles in their future. Speaking of which looks like TNA is creating a X Division Tag Division in 2006.


  That site is pure genius

[Hammy]

Gay?? I see tag titles in their future.

Maybe but he'll still use them for comedy value, you know what he's like...

Speaking of which looks like TNA is creating a X Division Tag Division in 2006.

Don't really like that idea, they have enough titles already....

[Evolution]

No-one messes with a Highlander 

[Hammy]

Because i am such a nice guy (oh but i am ) I've decided i'll upload some of my wrestling vids for people in this thread (if they want that is...) just as soon as i figure out how to use one of thes upload sites.  Anyway i'll post my list of stuff, if you have any requests off it just say and i'll put those vids up first.  With any look i'll pop one up tonight.....

Bret Hart Shoot Interview
ECW - Rob Van Dam vs. Bam Bam Biglow
ECW - Rob Van Dam vs Jerry Lynn Living Dangerously '99
ECW - Rob Van Dam vs Sabu [Stretcher Match]
ECW - Tajiri & Sandman vs Rhyno & Steve Corino '00
ECW - Taz vs Chris Jericho
ECW - Taz vs Tajiri Heat Wave '99
ECW - Tommy Dreamer vs Justin Credible '00
IWA - Mad Man Pondo vs Necro Butcher (Lighttube Deathmatch)
Jeff Hardy Shoot Interview
WCW Sid Vicious Leg Break
WCW Nitro October 23th 1995
WWE Raw (03.14.05) - The Rockers vs. La Resistance
WWE Raw (07.22.02) D-Generation X Reunion
WWE Raw HBK Returns as nWo member
WWE Raw Larry Fling Live Shawn Michaels as Hulk Hogan
WWF - Hulk Hogan & Brutus vs Zeus & Macho Man [Steel Cage]
WWF - Randy Orton & Rico Constantino vs Brock Lesnar & Ron 'H20' Waterman [RAW Dark Match '02]
WWF Bret Hart vs. Mr. Perfect Summerslam '91
WWF Bret Hart vs. Shawn Michaels '93
WWF Bret Hart vs. Shawn Michaels [Ladder Match] - First EVER WWF Ladder Match - FACT!
WWF Bret Hart vs. Shawn Michaels Survivor Series '92
WWF British Bulldog vs. Bret Hart Summerslam '92
WWF DX Election Speech
WWF High Flyers (Entire VHS Tape from 80s....674mb.....'bout an hour long)
WWF House Show - August 15th, 1988 Part 2 (Perfect picture quality, something from that 24/7 service...)
WWF Raw D-X makes fun of The Nation
WWF Razor Ramon vs. Shawn Michaels Summerslam '95
WWF Shawn Michaels (As a Rocker...) vs. Mr. Perfect World Tour '91
WWF Superstars - Ludvig Borga vs. Virgil
WWF Wrestling Challenge 5th May '93 Adam Bomb vs. Virgil

[Evolution]

  What a guy




Armageddon Predicitions

The Undertaker
Batista/Rey
Lashley
The Mexicools
Chris Benoit
Kid Kash
JBL
The Boogeyman(should his match with Sylvan be added)

[Hammy]

Some good news for you dude 

Ric Flair is expected to defend his Intercontinental Championship at New Year's Revolution, possibly against Trevor Murdoch.....

The following is the final card for tonight's WWE Armageddon PPV:

Hell in a Cell Match
Randy Orton vs. Undertaker

MNM vs. Psicosis & Super Crazy

WWE Tag Team Champions vs. World Tag Team Champions
Batista & Rey Mysterio vs. Big Show & Kane

Match 4 of Best-of-7 Series for the United States Championship
Booker T vs. Chris Benoit

Cruiserweight Championship
Juventud vs. Kid Kash

JBL vs. Matt Hardy

Handicap Match
Bobby Lashley Vs. William Regal & Paul Burchill

Armageddon Predicitions

The Undertaker
Big Show/Kane
Lashley
The Mexicools
Chris Benoit
Juventud
Matt Hardy

[Malcolm]

Undertaker
MNM
Batista/Mysterio
Benoit
Juventud
JBL
Lashley
Boogeyman

[Hammy]

I have that nWo thing on tape. It's alright but the DVD would be better for all the extras.

Indeed i've been wanting to buy the thing since it came out, just never got round to it.

The theme they had was awesome one of the best ever, it's a partial Jimi Hendrix rip-off but i can never remember which song, i always put my Hendrix vinyl on here the tune and think nWo but i'm always to wasted to remember which one....anybody know? If not that's my mission for tomorrow...

It's Highway Chile.

Finally listened to my vinyl and it's on the track The Stars That Play With Laughing Sam's Dice

Highway Chile is the Hogan theme isn't it?

I meant THE actual nWo tune....

[Evolution]

I have a feeling HIAC will be pretty good. Cmon Orton! Go for a crazy ass bump my son.

[R4tfink]

Did christian actually have a match at Genesis? I missed the first hour and his appearance...just dont know whether he turns up later or not?

[Hammy]

Did christian actually have a match at Genesis? I missed the first hour and his appearance...just dont know whether he turns up later or not?

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/results/tnappv/genesis05.html

Those are the full results, if you don't wanna know them but wanna know when he shows up, he shows up at the end dude, so get watching ya stoner bastard

[R4tfink]

Watching Styles Vs Petey at the moment...good god!

Vinnie Mac, get on the fucking phone!

[Hammy]

Watching Styles Vs Petey at the moment...good god!

Vinnie Mac, get on the fucking phone!

He'd waste 'em, he'd tone them down and make them dull in the ring.

Juventud may be decent in WWE but outside of it he was amazing.....Go Figure..

[R4tfink]

Vince = Twat.

[Evolution]

They had a chance to get A.J. But they offered him developmental terms!

[Evolution]

Ach, i've decided to buy Armageddon. My mate let me see Survivor Series for free and he pressured me into it 

[Evolution]

Evo's Armageddon Review.


Jamie Noble Vs Funaki (Heat)


A good short match. Good to see Noble back in action. Some great offense from Jamie and he looked very dominant. Hopefully he gets a shot at the Cruiserweight Title in 2006. Noble wan with Dan Severn's old move. The Dragon Sleeper.


PPV Time


How lazy are WWE? They recycled the Judgement Day 2003 set for fuck's sake.


JBL Vs Matt Hardy


Quite a surprising first match. They should title this a Buried Alive Match, as that is all that's happening to Matt. JBL cut a promo beforehand calling himself the main event and running down Matt. Hardy came through the crowd and attacked JBL from behind. A pretty one sided affair, as JBL tied Matt's throat up in the ropes early on as beat him down the whole match. Matt got a moonsault and a DDT in before JBL put him down with The Clothesline From Hell. Wasn't a great match due to the lack of exchanges.


Backstage


Psicosis and Super Crazy offered to cancel the match with MNM tonight if Melina did to them what she did to Batista on Smackdown. Unfortunately for them she didn't agree


MNM Vs The Mexicools


A really solid tag match. Great tag team wrestling from MNM. Those guys are the best tag team in WWE right now for my money. The crowd were really behind The Mexicools. MNM get the win after a reversal into the Snapsnot. Quality match.


Backstage


Kristal interviewed Booker T and Sharmell. Booker was confident of a clean sweep. Sharmell then added a bitchy comment for Kristal. You really believe that she is a bitchy fucker!


Chris Benoit Vs Booker T


Providence sure loves Benoit. Luckily for them he was victorious. A good match, nothing special but decent enough. Good to see Benoit whipping out the 3 amigos on Booker. I guess they are saving their best for the final 3 matches.


Oh well, here comes Palmer Canon and Teddy. Long cut a short kiss ass promo thanking the fans before Palmer nicked the mic and introduced Santa and his elf. It's Vito Claus! And his mean elf Nunzio! They dished out coal to the bastard fans. Nunzio asked for a shot at the Tag Titles or the Cruiser title for X-mas. Canon said he has a gift for them..IM THE BOOGEYMAN!


Boogey Woogey beat them both up before casting ?a spell? over Santa's sack and pullin out hundreds of worm. Poor Vito.................he got wormed. Why the fuck a match didn't occur instead i do not know. 


Backstage


Kristal asked Randy what his strategy for tonight was. Randy pulled out the urn.


Lashley Vs Regal/Burchill


I predict a loss for Stoned's countrymen. And i am right. Not the total squash i expected as Birchill got some decent offense in. Textbook handicap match. Best past was Tazz fumbling Bobby's name. Bash...Nash...Lashley! 


The Friendly Tap


WWE sent Josh Mathews down to Timmy White's pub. He looks blootered haha. Sounds like they are trying to use Tim to put over the harshness of HIAC(remember his injury in the 2002 HHH/Jericho cell match?). He mumbled something about his wife leaving him and having IBS, or loss of control of his bowels before pulling out a shotgun, seemingly to get rid of that prick Mathews, but instead he wandered off camera and ?commited suicide? to boos from the crowd. And NO, i am not making this rubbish up.... 



Kid Kash Vs Juventud


Juvi hit the Juvi Driver but The K-I-D kicked out. A failed Senton Bomb later and a ?Dead Level? later and we have a new champion. A good match but far too rushed for my liking. Why not cut the Boogeyman segment to extend this? Keep the Kashman's momentum going! Get him in there with London. 


Pretty funny ?Vince Caesar? advert for the Royal Rumble. 


Rey Mysterio and Batista Vs The Big Bastard and Kane


It's still pretty weird seeing Kane in blue ropes. A pretty action packed match. Enjoyable stuff. Batista held is own in their for a while, but a chokeslam from Kane did in Rey Rey. This PPV hasn't disappointed from a tag team standpoint.


HIAC
Randy Orton Vs The Undertaker


The ?do-do-do-do? music hits as the cell is lowered.


More Undertaker/Bossman than Taker/Mankind. A really slow plodding pace due to Taker's age combined with nothing new in the way of weapons kinda made this a dud. Taker wan after the Tombstone to Cowboy and to Randy.



All in all was Armageddon worth my cash? No, but it was alright i think. My match of the night goes to MNM/Mexicools.

[Timothy]

Now I'm glad i didn't oder this one.


It amazong that Wwe still do matchs like  .Like Hell in the cell . when they have toned down the producted so much.

[Evolution]

Hey Timothy, ill bite.



WTF kinda name is that??