Dream job / what you wanted to be when you were a kid

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

yay !!
i wanna be

- artistic director of the future APPLE's commercials.
- artistic director of luxury brands like vuiton or channel.
- graphic designer (industrial mayba)
- network theorician  
- soccer player

 

[Doc Emmett Brown]

Astronaut.  First human on Mars.

and if that doesnt work out, a p0rn star.

[SLCPUNK]

Astronaut.  First human on Mars.

and if that doesnt work out, a p0rn star.

and if that doesn't work out.... Killin' me dude!


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Uh...I dunno. I'd like to get paid for hiking, skiing, and generally traveling around looking at stuff. Trying to figure out what I'd call that....

[Sukie]

Well, SLCPunk...polish up your writing skills and you could do a guide book.  

I don't know what I want to do when I grow up...I just kind of fell into being a teacher because I loved kids and didn't know what else I wanted to do.   I'm afraid I'm getting a little long in the tooth to be switching careers/jobs, though.  

If I could get paid to read that'd be wonderful.  But, I don't want to have to edit...just read.    

[Dizzy]

Well, SLCPunk...polish up your writing skills

Yeah SLC, that means learn how to spell words such as you're.  

Astronaut.  First human on Mars.

and if that doesnt work out, a porn star.

Good to know you have something planned to fall back upon.    Maybe you could do both and make the first porn on Mars.

[Eeebs]

Something that involves very little work, but a lot of money!  Oh to be part of the good and easy life!!  

[SLCPUNK]

Well, SLCPunk...polish up your writing skills

Yeah, that means learn how to spell words such as you're.  

Astronaut.  First human on Mars.

and if that doesnt work out, a porn star.

Good to know you have something planned to fall back upon.    Maybe you could do both and make the first porn on Mars.

Yea yea yea. It's my personality that shines, I can be a tour guide. I don't need to know how to spell shite!

First porno on Mars!!!   Everytime I start to dislike you again you come along and say something like and make me fall in love with you all over again!  

 

[Rockin' Rose]

Don't really know.

One thing I'd really like to do is a comic books as I've had this great idea boiling in my head for some time now, the only thing really stopping me is the fact that I can't  draw, but maybe I can find someone to do the drawing and I could take care of writing.

[kujo722]

Something that involves very little work, but a lot of money!  Oh to be part of the good and easy life!!  

So what you're saying is you want to be a member of the U.S. Congress?

[kujo722]

Don't really know.

One thing I'd really like to do is a comic books as I've had this great idea boiling in my head for some time now, the only thing really stopping me is the fact that I can't  draw, but maybe I can find someone to do the drawing and I could take care of writing.

I hear Banky Edwards is hiring

[Banky is strangling the Collector]
Collector: ...You fuckin' tracer.
Banky Edwards: I'll trace a chalk line around your dead fucking body, you fuck!
Holden McNeil: [to Security Guards] Will you get him out of here!
Collector: [as he's being dragged away by Security Guard] Hey wait a second! He jumped me, you fucking tracer!
Banky Edwards: Your mother's a tracer!

Kevin Smith rules!

[D]

fuck yeah i love those kevin smith movies!



musician and holy fuck i am one

if they dont work im gonna be a sports broadcaster!

[Rockin' Rose]

Don't really know.

One thing I'd really like to do is a comic books as I've had this great idea boiling in my head for some time now, the only thing really stopping me is the fact that I can't  draw, but maybe I can find someone to do the drawing and I could take care of writing.

I hear Banky Edwards is hiring

[Banky is strangling the Collector]
Collector: ...You fuckin' tracer.
Banky Edwards: I'll trace a chalk line around your dead fucking body, you fuck!
Holden McNeil: [to Security Guards] Will you get him out of here!
Collector: [as he's being dragged away by Security Guard] Hey wait a second! He jumped me, you fucking tracer!
Banky Edwards: Your mother's a tracer!

Kevin Smith rules!

Chasing Amy was fucking great and I agree, Kevin Smith rules.

btw. Jay and Silent Bob are my heros  

[matt88]

Rockstar or going into the army and being in the snipers division

So no matter where u are......i'm gonna pop a cap in ur ass

[Doc Emmett Brown]

Astronaut.  First human on Mars.

and if that doesnt work out, a porn star.

Good to know you have something planned to fall back upon.    Maybe you could do both and make the first porn on Mars.

My coworker was reading over my shoulder and saw your post.  He said (about you): 'That man is a visionary'  

I should've guessed it would take a twisted mind like yours to mesh the highest aspirations of Mankind with his basest instincts!  

I have worked at JPL (Jet Propulsion Lab) - it's the closest I'll ever get to being an astronaut.  Maybe you guys will settle for:  First Porno in the Observational Space Systems Division of JPL/NASA.

[Izzy]

I want to be gnronline.com's webmaster - it is the definition of being paid to do nothing

[Aava]

Well, I like my job (so far), but if I?ll have a chance, i?d like to work as a voice actor in cartoons!

[Evolution]

Some kind of session bassist for band with bass trouble

[Dizzy]

My coworker was reading over my shoulder and saw your post.  He said (about you): 'That man is a visionary'  

A visionary, yes, that's what I am.  Dizzy the Visionary, that's got a nice ring to it.

[Oddy]

My coworker was reading over my shoulder and saw your post.  He said (about you): 'That man is a visionary'  

A visionary, yes, that's what I am.  Dizzy the Visionary, that's got a nice ring to it.

if i was from the ghetto, i'd call you Dizzy Vizzle (add every other letter followed by izzy or izzle), but i'm not.


anyway my dream job is to become guitarist of a rock n roll band, doesn't even have to make it big i just wanna perform i don't care if it's to two drunks in a bar or to a stadium.

hmmmmm now just need to join a band.

[John Daniels]

Well, SLCPunk...polish up your writing skills

Yeah, that means learn how to spell words such as you're.  

Astronaut.  First human on Mars.

and if that doesnt work out, a porn star.

Good to know you have something planned to fall back upon.    Maybe you could do both and make the first porn on Mars.

I'm stunned! how that will work out...

Can I play plumber??