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« Reply #60 on: June 24, 2005, 03:02:10 PM »
talk bout useless information....actually even ive never owned an umbrella, but then again ive never owned camels, buffaloes, la-z- boy chairs...
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« Reply #61 on: June 24, 2005, 04:49:43 PM »
Quote from: liquidvirus on June 24, 2005, 03:02:10 PM
talk bout useless information....

are you implying that the fact that i never owned an umbrella is useless information ? Sad
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« Reply #62 on: June 24, 2005, 07:00:10 PM »
Quote from: liquidvirus on June 24, 2005, 03:02:10 PM
talk bout useless information....actually even ive never owned an umbrella, but then again ive never owned camels, buffaloes, la-z- boy chairs...

are you serious?
not even one camel??
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« Reply #63 on: June 25, 2005, 06:18:36 AM »
well i was gonna buy one the other day, but the humps were a bit big, they affect certain ares of my body
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« Reply #64 on: June 25, 2005, 09:23:55 AM »
Quote from: liquidvirus on June 25, 2005, 06:18:36 AM
well i was gonna buy one the other day, but the humps were a bit big, they affect certain ares of my body

Ach, you really are not looking hard enough...

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A spokesperson for the Camel Owners club stated : At last i can ride in comfort, i will be getting me one of these bad boys!

Camels will apparently retail at a cut price $9.99.
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« Reply #65 on: June 25, 2005, 10:30:59 AM »
hehe!!
so Arron, you accept cheques ?
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« Reply #66 on: June 25, 2005, 05:34:08 PM »
U fuckers have lost your mind

At first I thought this was gonna be a thread about Condoms or something

who knew?
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« Reply #67 on: June 25, 2005, 05:45:07 PM »
Quote from: D on June 25, 2005, 05:34:08 PM
U fuckers have lost your mind

At first I thought this was gonna be a thread about Condoms or something

who knew?

Well duh!!!
 
I can tell you from first hand experience...........

Wearing a condom, does not stop you from getting wet when it is raining out!

Whoever told me that was full of it!
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« Reply #68 on: June 25, 2005, 05:49:18 PM »
Did u know that on the back of the preparation H hemmoroid cream it says "Do Not Take Orally"

basically that means someone tried to take the depository like a pill.


by they way I can do card tricks, they are really neat.
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« Reply #69 on: June 25, 2005, 05:52:42 PM »
Quote from: D on June 25, 2005, 05:49:18 PM
Did u know that on the back of the preparation H hemmoroid cream it says "Do Not Take Orally"

basically that means someone tried to take the depository like a pill.




Yea.

It's the lawyers who make 'em put those labels on.

Somebody actually has to take it orally, then sue the company. Then they say "We better put this label on it."

Now a days they probably don't even wait til somebody does something stupid to sue.

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« Reply #70 on: June 25, 2005, 06:00:48 PM »
Have u ever wondered exactly why a dog licks his balls?
I think its because he can.
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« Reply #71 on: June 25, 2005, 06:40:03 PM »
Quote from: D on June 25, 2005, 06:00:48 PM
Have u ever wondered exactly why a dog licks his balls?
I think its because he can.

Who are you?

And where is D?
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« Reply #72 on: June 25, 2005, 09:45:36 PM »
Quote from: SLC on June 25, 2005, 06:40:03 PM
Quote from: D on June 25, 2005, 06:00:48 PM
Have u ever wondered exactly why a dog licks his balls?
I think its because he can.

Who are you?

And where is D?

who's D?
and who are you??
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« Reply #73 on: June 25, 2005, 09:48:13 PM »
Hillel use to be named Kiedis, SLC use to be Doppelganger and I use to be white toast

pretty interesting sandwich wouldnt u say?
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« Reply #74 on: June 25, 2005, 09:50:47 PM »
Don't talk about sarnies, 'm getting hungry again   rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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« Reply #75 on: June 25, 2005, 10:00:33 PM »
Oh fuck this.

You're all fucking hippocrites.

If all of the posts in this thread were by 'newbies' then this would definatly be listed in whatever that thread is in admin, and cited as a shit thread.

Locked.

If you want this place cleaned up, enough of this bullshit.
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