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« on: May 15, 2005, 08:33:16 PM » |
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well , like the title says, start listing reasons...like they do on David Letterman show(top 10 list)....make them funny or sarcastic like the real one is.
mine: He cant find a lawyer that will defend him against the entire island nation of MAdagascar, b/c hes afraid they will sue him b/c he used the name in one of the new songs, and it would make it his 10th lawsuit in the past 5 months ...lol!!
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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2005, 08:45:19 PM » |
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How about one reason: The album never existed in the first place! LMAO!!
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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2005, 09:48:32 PM » |
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He fears of competiton/feud between him and the reunited backstreet boys  |
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2005, 09:59:37 PM » |
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Why GNR hasn't released any new material?  Because of stupid threads like this  |
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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2005, 10:01:35 PM » |
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get a life
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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2005, 10:03:14 PM » |
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how about top 10 reasons why this thread should be locked.
It isnt released because it isnt perfect yet
how hard is that for people to understand?
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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2005, 10:19:17 PM » |
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grow up people. the guy is just trying to bring some humor to this unexcusable delay of Chinese Democracy.
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Why's everybody so obsessed with the album? Can't you just be happy that Axl gets to hang out with rich fashion designers? -MotherGooseLuvR
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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2005, 10:20:05 PM » |
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Let me start this off by saying I don't wanna start no problems, but i don't see why this threadshould be locked(maybe moved to dead horse). ?He's just trying to bring some humor aboard. ?I can see if there was actully new GNR news happening, but it's not. ?Besides, at least it's not another Scott vs. Axl board....
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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2005, 12:51:59 AM » |
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2005, 01:07:30 AM » |
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get my head out of the mud? what did u have your head up when u thought of that name there dude? top 10 reasons Axl hasnt released Cd 1.it isnt finished 2.it isnt finished 3.it isnt finished 4.it isnt finished 5.it isnt finished 6 it isnt finished 7it isnt finished 8 it isnt finished 9 it isnt finished 10, cause having Slash up his ass keeps causing a recurrence of hemorroids. |
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2005, 01:49:11 AM » |
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lets break out the sense-o-humor meter for kentucky d.... hmmm I cant tell if this thing isn't turned on or if he really scored a zero.
Anyways back to the topic.
Axl was told by Beta to wait for democracy to come to China before releasing the album
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2005, 04:07:50 AM » |
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GNR hasn't released Chinese Democracy because...
Chris Pittman's dog ate his homework.
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2005, 11:19:17 AM » |
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What's so civil about war anyway?
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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2005, 02:17:02 PM » |
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He's lost his favourite pair of bicycle shorts and he's not leaving the house til he finds them
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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2005, 04:36:34 PM » |
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Axl wont release CD until Stephanie Seymour begs him to come back to her.
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« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2005, 06:21:26 PM » |
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THe crow (don't cry) took a crap on it while AXL was playing with the dolphins in the pool.  |
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« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2005, 07:02:00 PM » |
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« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2005, 07:06:42 PM » |
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Axl wont release CD until Charles Manson gets out of prison!
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« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2005, 07:43:39 PM » |
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axl wont release it until the bunch of **** that are tryin to make lists about the 10 top reasons that the album is havent been release
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« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2005, 11:57:40 PM » |
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lets break out the sense-o-humor meter for kentucky d.... hmmm I cant tell if this thing isn't turned on or if he really scored a zero.
Anyways back to the topic.
Axl was told by Beta to wait for democracy to come to China before releasing the album
u give me a zero and then strike back with that? come on bro!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF u are gonna flame someone, u gotta break out an awesome, orignal cool top 10 answer! Axl will release Chinese Democracy once he learns how to dance so he can become the next Pop sensation!  |
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