Axl Rose vs. Jesus Christ

[//JK75]

is this a joke ?
 

[jimmythegent]

If Axl is a jesus like figure, who is Satan? Paul Huge?

[//JK75]

? As I write my answer, I have this eerie premonition of me standing in front of St. Peter, just about to get in, when an assistant from the clerical department taps Peter on the shoulder and says, "Wait a minute Pete, yeah, I got this here copy of an answer he made on the Here Today Gone to Hell site...yeah, it seems he picked Axl over Jesus in one of their threads."

? I'm screwed.? Axl in a heartbeat.? ??

  great post...

[erose]

? As I write my answer, I have this eerie premonition of me standing in front of St. Peter, just about to get in, when an assistant from the clerical department taps Peter on the shoulder and says, "Wait a minute Pete, yeah, I got this here copy of an answer he made on the Here Today Gone to Hell site...yeah, it seems he picked Axl over Jesus in one of their threads."

? I'm screwed.? Axl in a heartbeat.? ??

  great post...

my screen is soaked with dr. pepper lmya!!!! 

It's moments like these that makes it all wort the while! Thanks.

[RiotinPhilly]

This is the most absurd thing I have ever heard in my entire life.  Anyone who would answer Axl to that question (even if you don't believe in Jesus, God, etc) really needs to do some soul searching and perhaps find professional help.  The fact that you would post such a stupid topic tells me that you need to spend more time at work, school, or something constructive; obviously you cannot be left to you own thoughts.

[Tied-Up]

This is the most absurd thing I have ever heard in my entire life.? Anyone who would answer Axl to that question (even if you don't believe in Jesus, God, etc) really needs to do some soul searching and perhaps find professional help.? The fact that you would post such a stupid topic tells me that you need to spend more time at work, school, or something constructive; obviously you cannot be left to you own thoughts.

Interesting supposition.

Anyway... My vote is for Axl.  He is far more worthy of my worship.   

[RichardNixon]

This is the most absurd thing I have ever heard in my entire life.? Anyone who would answer Axl to that question (even if you don't believe in Jesus, God, etc) really needs to do some soul searching and perhaps find professional help.? The fact that you would post such a stupid topic tells me that you need to spend more time at work, school, or something constructive; obviously you cannot be left to you own thoughts.

Right now I'm at work fuckface, and I've seen the twighlight zone that's on 3 times before, so bite me. This was a serious question, what means more to you, the teachings of Christ (from a Christian or non Christian persective) or the lyrics of Uncle Axl.

[SLCPUNK]

I don't believe either exist....

[Mr Cowbell ?]

I don't believe either exist....

Maybe in 2000 years there will be the religion of Roseology where some believe he was the second coming. Then there will be others that never believed someone as crazy and reclusive like him ever did exist. Axl hides better then Saddam Huessian

[Dave_Rose]

When in darkness I seek Axl Rose!

[Jamie]

One thing I find interesting about this is people who are meant to be Christians talking in such a blasphemous way, dont mean to sound like a preacher or anythin but it's strange.
I mean, with no offence or stereotyping intended, I doubt you'd ever find a Buddhist, or a Muslim or a member of any other world religion comparing there God to a rock star! I just find it strange, and interesting that it seems Christians are the only people who poke fun at their own religion. 

[Twisted Nerve 85]

Im a catholic, but Jesus seems a tad dated, he seems to high and mighty on that "DO U KNOW WHO MY DAD IS??!!!" bullshit so I turn to Axl. This thread is js a joke, but I turn to music whenever Im feeling down. Not a book, I dont care which one it is cause Ill wind up tearing it to shreds, but Im not tearing my 450 dollar Ipod up LOL (No fuckin way).

However, ppl are likely to see jesus' second coming b4 Axl's lol 

[erose]

now we got a topic 

Half of us believe in god and half of us don't right?....

For those who REALLY believes in jesus, maria or whatever and at the same time picked axl over jesus in this topic would plain out lie. And you know what, jesus wouldn't even be pissed about it because it was too obvious that it was a lie...

For those who honestly doesn't belive in jesus i could easily understand picking axl because he(axl) is pretty fucking amazing, intreauging and genious alike and has given me so much in all states of mind, and if i didn't believe in jesus i would defenetly believe in axl in a devine way cuz he has really moved my person and i would owe it all to him.

Heavy?

[*Izzy*]

There is such thing as Jesus?
Only joking I respect other peoples views as long as they're not to satirical

Jesus's biggest riot was at the temple, Axl's was at St. Louis

  Izzy?

[Izzy]

Dunno, everytime i see axl rose on photo, i also see a cross of david above him , so i'm too weird to answer.....

U mean star of David

No, i refer to david's cross explained by nostradamus.


http://abouhey1.free.fr/double_croix.htm

No need to play clever with me mister or roll your eyes...

I clearly gave u to much credit - i thought u'd made a simple spelling mistake, but no, its another of your ramblings.

If there was a god of any kind they'd have dealt with this thread by now so comparing Axl to them is pointless

[St.heathen]

If the second coming happens before CD then we are buggered lol.

[Elrothiel]

Ya know... maybe the Bible is just a story of rockstar-like figures back in the day... you know... people nowadays see rockstars as gods, so why the hell not back then. Maybe to them, Jesus was a really great rockstar who was son of another really great rockstar who in the dude who wrote the Bible's opinion was the best ever, and the deciples were actually Jesus's band!
Maybe someone will write a story all about the rockstars from 1969 to whenever the book is written, and it'll never be published, but in 1000 years or something, someone will find it, and there won't be a "God" any more, there will be an Axl. In 1000 years, people will say Oh my Axl instead of Oh my God.... .

But... yea, anyway, sticking to the topic, I pick Axl anyday. AXL AXL AXL! I'm screwed, but judging by what I just wrote, it doesn't matter because there isn't a Hell and there isn't a Heaven, people are just reincarnated as different things. Why, maybe in my next life I could be a bee, or a leaf or even a blue whale! Maybe I'll be another human, I don't know, but I do know that I pick Axl, and I'll always pick Axl!

[*Izzy*]

In 1000 years, people will say Oh my Axl instead of Oh my God.... .

But then what will they call the song "Oh My God"

But... yea, anyway, sticking to the topic, I pick Axl anyday. AXL AXL AXL! I'm screwed, but judging by what I just wrote, it doesn't matter because there isn't a Hell and there isn't a Heaven, people are just reincarnated as different things. Why, maybe in my next life I could be a bee, or a leaf or even a blue whale! Maybe I'll be another human, I don't know, but I do know that I pick Axl, and I'll always pick Axl!

That's not true there is a heaven and a hell and now that you have denied it you will burn forever in damnation....
....

Ya know... maybe the Bible is just a story of rockstar-like figures back in the day... you know... people nowadays see rockstars as gods, so why the hell not back then. Maybe to them, Jesus was a really great rockstar who was son of another really great rockstar who in the dude who wrote the Bible's opinion was the best ever, and the deciples were actually Jesus's band!

Yes I agree, I imagine that Jesus would have been considered a rebel of sorts


Izzy?

[Elrothiel]

In 1000 years, people will say Oh my Axl instead of Oh my God.... .

But then what will they call the song "Oh My God"
They'll wonder what the hell God is... although maybe through the course of time the name will somehow get changed from Oh My God, to Oh My Dog, and even then everyone will know what a dog is, so...... :grin:

But... yea, anyway, sticking to the topic, I pick Axl anyday. AXL AXL AXL! I'm screwed, but judging by what I just wrote, it doesn't matter because there isn't a Hell and there isn't a Heaven, people are just reincarnated as different things. Why, maybe in my next life I could be a bee, or a leaf or even a blue whale! Maybe I'll be another human, I don't know, but I do know that I pick Axl, and I'll always pick Axl!

That's not true there is a heaven and a hell and now that you have denied it you will burn forever in damnation....
.... Well... I'd rather surf on the lake of fire listening to Gn'R than go to heaven and be forced to listen to New Kids On The Block forever and ever...... *shudders* One thing about the Devil, he plays gooood tunes!

Ya know... maybe the Bible is just a story of rockstar-like figures back in the day... you know... people nowadays see rockstars as gods, so why the hell not back then. Maybe to them, Jesus was a really great rockstar who was son of another really great rockstar who in the dude who wrote the Bible's opinion was the best ever, and the deciples were actually Jesus's band!

Yes I agree, I imagine that Jesus would have been considered a rebel of sorts



Izzy 

Yea, Jesus was a rebel, but he was an emo rebel... I mean really. Who yells up at the sky "WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!!?" unless they're singing an emo song. Maybe the only reason JC died on the cross is because it was a stage stunt gone wrong... *gigglesnort*

[*Izzy*]

Who yells up at the sky "WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!!?"

Systym of a Down

  Izzy?