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« on: May 04, 2005, 10:31:34 AM »
Not to sound sacrilegious, but when you feel down in the dumps, who do you turn to? The good book, or GN'R. I pick GN'R cause I can relate to Axl more than Jesus. Axl speaks my language, and I never bought into Christian theology anyway.
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« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2005, 10:57:07 AM »
axl can kick jesus ass.  ok

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« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2005, 11:27:49 AM »
Axl!!! ok
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« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2005, 11:34:06 AM »
Dunno, everytime i see axl rose on photo, i also see a cross of david above him , so i'm too weird to answer.....
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« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2005, 11:40:14 AM »
I wouldnt like to tell about this topic, but I think axl really looks like Jesus christ.. A mad christ by the way...
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« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2005, 11:46:32 AM »
I beg everyone to please not start any pro or vs religion debate.
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« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2005, 11:59:25 AM »
I think I'd go with Christ on this one, but, then again, I asked Him when CD was coming out...he rolled his eyes, shook his head, and said "When you deal with Axl, only Dad knows!!"

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« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2005, 12:11:33 PM »
Quote from: I am preggers on May 04, 2005, 11:34:06 AM
Dunno, everytime i see axl rose on photo, i also see a cross of david above him , so i'm too weird to answer.....

U mean star of David confused
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« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2005, 12:30:15 PM »
Axl all da way (bare in mind im muslim)
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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2005, 12:48:46 PM »
Jesus Christ!
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« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2005, 12:51:13 PM »
I like both, Jesus and Axl. If I had to choose i'd chosse Jesus/God/Allah/Yahweh whatever you want to call god. It would be strange for anyone to pray to Axl ?hihi

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« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2005, 01:32:18 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2005, 02:30:44 PM »
Quote from: *Izzy* on May 04, 2005, 12:51:13 PM
I like both, Jesus and Axl. If I had to choose i'd chosse Jesus/God/Allah/Yahweh whatever you want to call god. It would be strange for anyone to pray to Axl ?


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« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2005, 03:07:52 PM »
I guess you all will be seeing each other in hell.  hihi

What a crazy topic.

I think religion and rock should stay separated. And didn't Axl have a t-shirt opposing the worship of idols?
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« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2005, 04:27:17 PM »
This thread = we have run out of things to discuss.

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« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2005, 04:35:30 PM »
  As I write my answer, I have this eerie premonition of me standing in front of St. Peter, just about to get in, when an assistant from the clerical department taps Peter on the shoulder and says, "Wait a minute Pete, yeah, I got this here copy of an answer he made on the Here Today Gone to Hell site...yeah, it seems he picked Axl over Jesus in one of their threads."

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« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2005, 05:03:55 PM »
I enjoy the music of Axl better than hymns about Jesus.

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« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2005, 05:10:39 PM »
Axl is running out of time. According to some saint, the election of this new Pope fits some biblical prophecy. Wouldn't that suck if a release date was set for "Chinese Democracy," and the day before it was released, the end of the world came? And in heaven, you're not allowed to listen to GN'R, or you'd be too busy banging hot chicks and eating snickers to care, or you'd be in heaven, and GN'R's angry music wouldn't do it for you anymore. Or if you were in hell, you wouldn't be able to enjoy the new GN'R with a hot poker up your ass.
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« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2005, 05:40:56 PM »
Quote from: Izzy on May 04, 2005, 12:11:33 PM
Quote from: I am preggers on May 04, 2005, 11:34:06 AM
Dunno, everytime i see axl rose on photo, i also see a cross of david above him , so i'm too weird to answer.....

U mean star of David confused

No, i refer to david's cross explained by nostradamus.


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« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2005, 06:44:43 PM »
I have always pictured Axl as Satan in Man form and can picture Axl singing Sympathy For the Devil to Jesus Face.



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