THEORY: It was really Axl Rose performing the entire time at the Superbowl

[Kahz]

Hey guys, I know you were all dissapointed that Axl Rose didn't show up at the Superbowl Halftime show, but I've been thinking about it and I've concluded that HE DID.

Let's look at the signs that point towards Axl Rose performing as 'Paul McCartney' at the halftime show...

- 'Paul McCartney' looks quite different than 'he' did in 1964. Shouldn't we assume that this is an impostor?
- Paul McCartney is rumored to have died in the late 60s! Just a coincidence, then, that he shows up at the Superbowl to dispell the rumors that 'he' died?
- What was 'Paul' doing performing "Live and Let Die"? Does anyone not find it odd that 'Paul' just CHOSE the perform a GNR song?
- What reason would 'Paul' have to perform on AXL'S birthday? Hmm? Did 'Paul' just NOT KNOW that it was AXL ROSE'S birthday?
- 'Paul' debuted a new song by 'him', "Hey Jew", which features 'him' singing "na na na na na." This is EERILY SIMILAR to how Axl sings on the second half of "Rocket Queen."
- 'Paul' played the piano, a trademark of Axl.
- You could see 'Paul's mask slipping off. Aging, you might say. How can someone age WHEN THEY ARE DEAD?![/B] Anyone?
- Strangely, Paul's wife, Linda McCartney, was no where in attendance. Could it be that she felt BETRAYED by the whole smoke-and-mirrors game and wanted nothing to do with Axl's IMPOSTOR Paul?


The evidence is simply overwhelming.

Great performance, by the way, Axl!

[D]

dude go to rehab and stop smoking that crack

the single weirdest fuckin thread ive ever seen

linda mccartney is dead dude


hahahahaha this shit was so bizarre and insane

i need to see a therapist now just from reading that shit

[senile]

live and let die is a Paul McCartney song, Hey Jude ( not jew) is an old song from the Beatles.

[Kahz]

whatever

[RnT]

we are fucked up.

[AxlFink]

this is funny on so many levels but mostly because it is 100% true!

[norway]

The evidence is simply overwhelming.

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This is EERILY SIMILAR to how Axl sings on the second half of "Rocket Queen."

 
that was really funny, guess only die hard fans see's the truth? rock on

[YouCouldBeMine]

AHAHAHAHA YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!

HEY JEW!


That a fuckin classic

[elmaestro]

'Hey Jew'

LOL

A new song by Paul McCartney for WW2 victims

Man, you just made my day!


On a serious note: you need some help and fast!
 

[D]

i feel like im in the fuckin twilight zone

u fuckers are insane!

i dread to see what some of u are coming up with next year if this cd hasnt came out

axl's driving some fans absolutely insane!

[Kitty]

I think we need some news quick.

[Cowboy Buddha]

- What was 'Paul' doing performing "Live and Let Die"? Does anyone not find it odd that 'Paul' just CHOSE the perform a GNR song?

Live and Let Die was a hit from Wings with McCartney.? GN'R covers that song. 

[ccorn69]

defenitly entertaining theory buddy, i think i might have to drink more... its really funny thanks

[D]

i just wonder if this shit will get locked?

[R. R. Dadfield]

live and let die is a Paul McCartney song, Hey Jude ( not jew) is an old song from the Beatles.

Live and Let Die was a hit from Wings with McCartney.  GN'R covers that song.

For God's sake, what's wrong with you both?  This thread's obviously a joke.  Go get a humor injection.

[Chuzeville]

EDIT : 

Can't you people spot a joke when you see one ?

[Skeba]

I can't wait for CD to be released so that I'll have the pleasure of locking these type of threads because there are things happening that are real.

Now my explanation will only be "because this is just stupid, not my idea of funny (I have no sense of humor what so ever), and because I can.."

I think I'll write a special this is a stupid thread song for occasions like this so that I can simply refer to that instead of explaining myself again.

E ? ? ? ? ? ? ? A ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? E ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?A
This is so stupid, I can hardly even breathe
E ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?A ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?E ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?A
I bet your brain melted when you listened to Creed

E ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?A ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? E ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?A
You were just a temporary poster said that you ain't the first
E ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? A ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?E ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?A ? ? ?
Lot's of others came before you all, but I think you've been the worst...
 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? E
You've been the worst



Now some of you might know the melody to this song and I encourage everyone to join me whenever a post like this comes along. Now don't get me wrong.. I mean this is in no way a personal attack agaisnt you, but rather a declaration of war against all things stupid and not funny. Some things are stupid and funny. Like poo.. It's silly, and a bit stupid. Not when someone throws it at other people. That's also stupid and not funny. But as a word, poo is very silly and ?like I said, a bit stupid. But now that I've said it, someone out there might think that it would be funny to start a topic with the title 'poo'. Don't. That would also be stupid and not funny.

Now where was I.. Oh yeah.. locked.