fiction: what would you do or say if you met axl rose?

[Cocaine__tongue]

I'd say: Do you need a Spanish lawyer? (I'll do it for the money..., always desired to be a hired *-*/)

[gnrbabe]

I'd say: Hi Axl, you're brilliant man, but you sucks too 

[Verse Chorus Verse]

Walk right past him, singing some Velvet Revolver songs, pretending I didnt see him. Wearing a Slash T-Shirt.

Um...is that some kind of "I-need-my-nuts-kicked-in" wish?

[Carlos_f_Rose]

"dam you red one".

and start running faster I can

haha that's really funny...

I would do the same, but  first I would tell him "There is something called Slash"

[mikegiuliana]

Its quite funny how all these people say they would say negative comments, but if you ACTUALLY met him I bet my house you wouldn't say that at all.

You all claim to be fans yet you say you will slag him off!

I would just casually walk past, ask for an autograph and a piccy, give a reassuring word and wish him luck.

 

why you can't be honest and give praise and ctitisism?? I would if I was given the time.. Most likely I would have to shout a quick one liner..

AAAAAXXXLLLLL, you rock dude!

[Buddha_Master]

"Hey man, I'm the Buddha Master from Jarmo's site. here's some fine greens for you(hands the man a little sack). The pleasures mine dude, I would be honored if you smoked this, its the least I could do. Can't wait for the new album."

[AxlsMainMan]

"Hey man, I'm the Buddha Master from Jarmo's site. here's some fine greens for you(hands the man a little sack). The pleasures mine dude, I would be honored if you smoked this, its the least I could do. Can't wait for the new album."

Right on dude! Id probably say something along those lines, except hand him a bag of shrooms and be like "if they do the trick Axl, play white rabbit for me opening night"

[Rob]

"Hey man, I'm the Buddha Master from Jarmo's site. here's some fine greens for you(hands the man a little sack). The pleasures mine dude, I would be honored if you smoked this, its the least I could do. Can't wait for the new album."

And then he'll be like, "What new album?"

[Jessica]

I'd just be me, maybe a little intimidated, speaking bollocks a bit fast, but i'd be me and i'd be polite and probably smile to myself

[Lara]

Many things cross my mind.... ask him what time it is pretending not to recognize him, just smile and wave, take a picture with him, ask him to marry me, give him an autograph, or absolutely nothing....

I gues i'll go with "ask him to marry me".... 

[Mobenrad]

Some people on the forums (not this one in particular, chill out) are so obsessive over Axl, they'd blow him if they met him.

[MR W,AXL ROSE]

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[Elrothiel]

Dude are you typing with your elbows or something?

[dark n doom]

"Get the money motherfucker
'Cause I got no more patience"

[Carlos_f_Rose]

Damn If I met Axl Rose, I would tell him:  Where is slash? Where is slash?  You need Slash Ax, bury the hatchet. 

[Mr Rage]

hand him a contraband album and and ask him to sign it and say you could of made this a lot better!

[horsey]

i don't know '
i froze while seeing baz backstage.i was right there.and i froze like an idiot lol.

[Jessica]

how do you all get to be backstage ?

Reading reviews, it's like half of the site was backstage N 

[horsey]

i wasn't backstage but right at the curtin.

[COMAMOTIVE]

Your fucking melodies searching for solution are the mother fucking soundtrack to my life! Now give me more you fucker!