fiction: what would you do or say if you met axl rose?

[Fan/Friend]

no, actually I'd ask him what he thinks of Contraband.

That's asking for no less then a punch in the face.

[V]

if you met him accidently, at vacation, shoppin, walkin the dog, on the beach... 
(not backstage or b4 gigs)

or have you met him ever, and what happened, 

I'll tell him (assuming I *didn't go* to tell him that, and we just happened to talk by accident and he like, begins by asking me what time it is):

"They told me you were Axl Rose... how was the concert?"

.. if he smacks me in the head, i'd answer:

"Shit.. they were right about that, you sure are Axl Rose. That was a stupid question. So wassup man. Why the fuck did you hit me? Punk!"

[V]

if you met him accidently, at vacation, shoppin, walkin the dog, on the beach... 
(not backstage or b4 gigs)

or have you met him ever, and what happened, 

I'll tell him (assuming I *didn't go* to tell him that, and we just happened to talk by accident and he like, begins by asking me what time it is):

"They told me you were Axl Rose... how was the concert?"

.. if he smacks me in the head, i'd answer:

"Shit.. they were right about that, you sure are Axl Rose. That was a stupid question. So wassup man. Why the fuck did you hit me? Punk!"

Actually. I'm not sure I'd even ask him.

He's too un-exceptional.

He has his right to privacy. It must be boring going places and everyone wants to talk to you and be your friend. And some crazy people wanna fight you cause they got your message wrong...

Ah.


But... heck. I'd love talking to him.

[kiss-from-a-rose]

freag' man...whats with all these "macho" ppl who think that they'd act all cool around Axl?? Like I mean it's one thing to be like, "I'd ignore him bc he's a norm person like u and I" (which is true, and would repect his privacy).? But then we have those that say, "I'd tell him off. harr harr.? I'm a caveman and wanna look so cool on this website!"...which I think is total b.s., and u make urself out like an angry/unsatisfied person.? Why would u have aggression twds the guy?? It's obviously a reflection on
ps. another thing I may say to Ax is, "I wanna have your bay-bay!"?

Yeah, anything goes. Except caveman-style....( and Mercedes...) 

[noonespecial]

LOL!

What would I do? nothing...probably have to cross the street cause of his entourage bo-garting the sidewalk
What if I bumped into him and met him...probably say excuse me and keep on walking...

[Mysteron]

Well, he'd only speak to me if I had my HTGTH T-Shirt on, and that's dependent on Jarmo 

[Fitz]

I would tell Axl that he is a pussy footed punk, who needs to let go of the Guns N Roses name.  I would then ask for the demo tapes of all the albums so I could listen to them instrumentally.  Then I would squash his head into the pavement, pull on his faggot dreads and tell him that Slash says hello.

[SLCPUNK]

I would tell Axl that he is a pussy footed punk, who needs to let go of the Guns N Roses name.  I would then ask for the demo tapes of all the albums so I could listen to them instrumentally.  Then I would squash his head into the pavement, pull on his faggot dreads and tell him that Slash says hello.

Wow......

[gnrfan1797]

I wouldn't harass him becasue that is what he would espect, matter of fact i wouldn't say anything about gnr

[Krispy Kreme]

Well, when I met Slash in 2004 I said "it is an honor to meet you" and he laughed, so I probably would say  something similar to Axl.

[Lord Kayoss]

It would feel just like it did when I met Dave Mustaine.  I'd be awestruck and stupid.  Wouldn't know what to say.  And whatever I was able to muster would no doubt come out sounding just as dumb as I looked at the time.

But it would still be cool as hell.

[Rockin' Rose]

If I met Axl I'd say,

"Hi Axl! Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name" laugh a bit, then introduce myself, shake his hand and tell him that I really admire his work.

[Neemo]

huhuhuhuhuh Hi,

[horsey]

if i met him right now id have alot to say. :rant:i only think he would hate me afterwards.and i wouldn't want that.

[Captain P?l]

i would first ask for his autograph, and when he handed it too me i would sign one for him so he could keep....

i wouldnt know what to say, too shy, so i would ask him to teach me the banshee scream thingie :p

[Rob]

I'd tell him how much I admire his work, and that he's the best frontman of all time.  Then I'd thank him for breaking up the greatest rock band of all-time, and for totally ignoring his fans.

[Evolution]

Say hey, ask for photo and autograph and give him a few words of encouragement and let him be on his way.

[Mr. Dick Purple]

There are a lot of funny post in here!! the guy vomiting, the guy kicking his balls and run as fast as he can, the guy calling him Vince Neil oh God I've laugh till I cried.
 

On topic I would ask what has he been listening to these days, I would also ask if he miss his old life not the people but the way it used to be like being on road, stuff like that. Then I buy him a couple of beers and steal his wallet 
I'm a bad joker 

[gnrrock]

I would ask, "What's your fav. color? "

[kathryn2662]

"will you marry me"