fiction: what would you do or say if you met axl rose?

[jgfnsr]

And I think in this circumstance you'd all start kissing his ass.

Exactly!

To this question people always say they'd get some sort of attitude.

BAH!

Not only would even the biggest anti-Axl Rose fan be absolutely starstruck, they wouldn't be anything else but nice just for the sake of not getting their ass beat all to hell! 

[Jessica]

That is, IF one of us was to reckognise him !! 

Sometimes, you walk past people in he street and it hits you much later on that you walked past so and so.

Who knows ? Maybe we wouldn't even pay attention ? Ever thought about that  ?

[jgfnsr]

That is, IF one of us was to reckognise him !!?

Sometimes, you walk past people in he street and it hits you much later on that you walked past so and so.

Who knows ? Maybe we wouldn't even pay attention ? Ever thought about that? ?

I could see that happening to just about anyone in the general population, with Axl being out of the public spotlight for so long and all.

But for people on this board?  No way.  They'd have him pegged a block away.

[providman]

I'd say "hey man, didn't you used to be Axl Rose?"

[norway]

But for people on this board?? No way.? They'd have him pegged a block away.

and then "click" brain out of function

[33]

Woah, the impossible situation. I stated many months ago on this site that I met him very very briefly at Milton Keynes in 93 but I was only 17 and even though I was truly respectful, I probably still came across as an annoying teenager. If I was to ever get the chance to meet him again, I would say Hi and shake his hand, tell him that I think he is one of the most inspiring people I can think of and that I respect him. Ask for a photo with the man (to replace the one that I had taken from me at Milton Keynes) and then say thanks and leave him to get on with his own life!!

[Sakib]

i'd say easy now ma littul schiken! how long will it be till ya release chinese democracy? plz! the musik scene nowadays is well crap. we need u

[Pryor Murphy]

I'm walking in to this small grocerystore, to buy some pepsi. When I'm on the register just about to pay. This kinda short guy walks in, and he goes to the magazine shelf and starts to read some music-magazine, with Velvet Revolver on the cover. I go to the guy and I say to him:

Me: Hey. Mister(with very quiet voice)

Axl: Yeah, what?

Me: You're Axl Rose, aren't you?

Axl: Maybe.

Me: You are! Holy shit, you are! I have to say Mr. Rose, that this is a great honour.

Axl: Shut up, moron! And stop that Mr. Rose shit. Just call me Axl.

Me: (I'm trying to calm myself, and act cool) Yeah, okay I can dig it, AXL.

Axl: Good. Now, what's your name? Or do I have to guess?

Me: No, no you don't have to. Or if you want to, you can guess.

Axl: Just tell your fuckin' name kid...

Me: Oh, It's Pryor Murphy.

Axl: Pryor Murphy? What kind of a fucked up name is that?

Me: Oh, it's my nick in this one message board in the HTGTH website. I use it because it sounds kind of cool.

Axl: Okay, kid. That's just crazy. Just tell me your real name.

Me: It's so stupid not cool at all.

Axl: C'mon just tell me, I'm sure it's cool sounding name.

Me: I can't..

Axl: You got 2 seconds to tell me your name, or else i'm gonna kick your ass to the moon, okay?

Me: ANTTI! it's Antti, okay.

Axl: Okay, Antti. So what is your big question that you wanted to ask me?

Me: How did you know that I'm gonna ask you a question?

Axl: I'm Axl...

Me: Okay, When's the record coming up?

Axl: When It's the time, kid.

Me: But when will be the time?

Suddenly in the back of the grocerystore. A big shelf falls down and I look back. When I look back to Axl...He's gone...

[Drew]

I wouldn't freak out or yell his name out loud. I'd smile and I'd reach out my hand and hope he'd want to shake hands with me. Say hello. And look at him and say thankyou. A photo of him and I would be nice. But I feel it might be inappropriate. 

[usurper]

''Took your fucking time making the album'' and then run faster then I could ever imagine.

[Blues Mafia]

'Oh my god, its Vince Neil!'

i would so fuckin love to see his reaction to that!

"I loved Your FeelGood album! say hi to nikki for me!"

[Saul]

Not only would even the biggest anti-Axl Rose fan be absolutely starstruck, they wouldn't be anything else but nice just for the sake of not getting their ass beat all to hell! 

Huh?!  Do you think Axl can supposably beat anyone up or something?   

Dont hit me axl. 

[ppbebe]

That is, IF one of us was to reckognise him !! 

Sometimes, you walk past people in he street and it hits you much later on that you walked past so and so.

Who knows ? Maybe we wouldn't even pay attention ? Ever thought about that  ?

Yes. I?m bad at spotting someone unexpectedly out of place. Perhaps I would say Nothing since I wouldn?t even notice him on the spot unless he stepped on my dog, His car grazed against mine or something. I?d say what I should say to a stranger on such occasions.

[GunnerRose]

On which date are we getting this album?

LJ

[anarchy]

Hold him and never let go. 

[RnT]

OMFG
 
we are the crazies motherfuckers gnr fans in the whole world

 

[michaelvincent]

Me: "Hey Axl, nice to meet you. Been a huge GNR fan for almost 18 years now. One quick question though: What kind of fucked up mixing board are you using that has had Chinese Democracy in the 'final mixing' stages for the last three years?"

Axl: "I'm going to sue you for that!  "

[kira]

I see. Was his dick too small ?

And I think in this circumstance you'd all start kissing his ass.

  that would suck for him because then all the girls he fucked would be teasing him to their friends saying how small he is i had this guy friend who apperntly had a very small penis and i'm best friends with his ex now and i know of two ladies he had sex with and i kept hearing how bad his dick was and they couldn't feel a thing. i guess he was good with his tongue then his dick.

[kira]

i would do like i do to everyone

on a bad moody day- give a evil dirty bad look
 on a good happy day- smile and be polite with a hello

why should i treat a celeb any different? their no special then the rest of everyone

[Scabbie]

Get back in the studio and finish your vocals.