fiction: what would you do or say if you met axl rose?

[norway]

if you met him accidently, at vacation, shoppin, walkin the dog, on the beach...?
(not backstage or b4 gigs)

or have you met him ever, and what happened,?

[RnT]

"dam you red one".

and start running faster I can

[SADIS]

*Hey Axl, what's up? Listen, I got my guitar with me, let's play some tunes!*

Ofcourse Axl nods that that's fine by him and then we just sit down on the streets like bums and play all sort of tunes we like.....

[Cocaine__tongue]

Why did Savannah rate you like she did?. any problem there man?

[Philly Rose]

fall on my knees, stand up, hm dunno! I just want to have this believable situation.

[Luigi]

Axl, tell the fans of GNR what point in time your looking at for CD release. Give the world something to look foward to, the music these days has know meaning, from what I've heard of your new band  sounds great! BUT! We the rich fans that we are need some backbone from you, if you know what I mean. Rumors are a fucked! Your the one with the words that'll calm the waters of these rumors.     Set it straight. See ya.. 

That's all I would say...   

[2NaFish]

Make eye contact. Smile. Nod. Walk away.

[Izzy]

'Oh my god, its Vince Neil!'

[Dok]

Pussy.

[blues rocker]

i would tell his fat ass to do some sit-ups and release that muthafucka........beotch

[RICHEY]

OH MY GOD! ITS FATTY MAGOO, LEAD SINGER OF THE GUYS WHO AREN'T SLASH!

[Jessica]

I guess i would just day "hello" and add some pathetic " i hope you and your loved ones are well".

[Saul]

probably antagonize him and try and sucker him into a fist fight so I could sue him. 

nah , I dunno.    Hard to really say unless you were in that position ... I think I would kinda be in awe , ya know .. I sure as fuck wouldnt not say anything .. I'd go THROUGH earl if need be. 

[Narcissa]

cocaine tongue, who's savannah ?

If I saw Axl I'd shit my pants.

[Narcissa]

no, actually I'd ask him what he thinks of Contraband.

THEN I'll shit my pants after he kicks my ass into 2006.

[Saul]

cocaine tongue, who's savannah ?

porn star .. former GF of slash. 

[Jessica]

http://www.poeforward.com/mrperfumery/deadgirls/historical/porno/savannah/savannah.htm

[Narcissa]

kinda depressing.

but what did she have to do with Axl ?

[norway]

they dated and fucked and she didn't like...

i'd runned up to him and bite him and ask, do you know where the fuck you are... 
no kiddin, i'd  prolly say something dull as love the voice and work blabla...

[Narcissa]

I see. Was his dick too small ?

And I think in this circumstance you'd all start kissing his ass.