If you could be any superhero...

[N.I.B]

Dr. Doom. I know he's a villain but in a few issues he helped the fantastic four. Y him. He a fuckin' genius, a sole ruler of a european nation, a small one but it's sole leader nevertheless, he has high-tech weapons, and he has the ability to switch bodies with other people. how cool is that.

btw Mattman u come up with the coolest topics 

[Metallifuck]

Cliff Burton, a real legend.

[Oddy]

why would you wanna be superman, he'd be as quick as a speeding bullet in bed.

i'd be the stretch guy from the fantastic four. think about that one.


nah but seriously i'd probably wanna be wolverine. he was cool. no1 messes with him, plus he steals the ladies from his best friends!

[matt88]

Batman for me and The Phantom a close second.

[Buddy J.B.]

Superman, obviously.

[MCT]

Teddy Ruxpin

[journey]

Teddy Ruxpin

  Is he a literary super hero?

[MCT]

"My best friend is an Illiop, an Illiop is my best friend..."

[Megaguns]

Any one that wears their undies on the outside and a cape.

[Mr. Dick Purple]

I would be Jesus, he can walk on water, he can avoid death and bring back life to death people, how cool is that? the name Im not sure maybe I still be Dr. Dick Purple 

[Skeba]

Justice Guy? I guess I'd be Justice Guy.

If I could be a Superhero, I would be Awsome Man
I'd fly around the world fighting crime, according to my awesome plan

And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van

'Cause I would be awesome man


If I could be a superhero, I would be drug-free boy
Telling the world of the evils of drugs, and all of the lives they destroy

I'd take all the junkie-ies getting so high
With their needles and bongs and their sticks made of tai
I'd burn them alive as I squeal with joy

'Cause I would be drug-free boy


If I could be a superhero, I'd be immigration dude
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes for eating up all of our food

And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
like landscaping, dish-washing, picking our fruit
I'd pass alot of laws to get rid of their brood

'Cause I'd be immigration dude


If I could be a superhero, would you be Justice Guy
Making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie

Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job
And ran off to f---ing hawaii with some doctor named "Bob"
You'd skin them and drain them of blood 'till they die...especially Bob

Then you would be justice guy

Or you could be more subtle, I didn't mean to be vague
Give her the mad cow disease, Let him die of the plague
As long as they suffered for their terrible lie...especially Bob

Yes then you would be justice guy

Yes Then you would be
A superhero like
Meeeeeeeeeee



I'm sorry.. I just couldn't resist the temptation.

[Buddy J.B.]

It doesn't take powers and secret identities in order to be a hero, what you need most is to have morals,courage, and be honest.

[Jonathan]

Spiderman.

[noonespecial]

Yeah, Spiderman for me too.