If you could be any superhero...

[Mattman]

We've all thought about it at some point or another - whether you were a kid pretending or an adult with an active imagination.  So just for the hell of it: if you could be any superhero, which one would you be?

Personally, I think you can't go wrong with Superman.  Flight, x-ray and heat vision, super-strength, super-speed...the guy's got it all.  But it's also kind of the moral honesty of it.  People sometimes make fun of Supes in an era of "dark avengers", but there's something to admire in such an altruistic hero.  Also, most other superheroes always seem to have something that makes them treat their powers as something of a curse; it always seemed kinda fun to be Superman.

[Eva GnRAxlRosette]

or um... Superwoman 

hehe

yeah... superman pretty much 

batman?  pfft!  he has NO super powers what-so-ever...

and wonder woman... the red white and blue dominatrix
yeah.. c'mon... you know she had to be a dom...
of course!  i mean... c'mon... her magic "lasso" -- we all know it was a whip! 

[Timothy]

I would wont to be Batman cause ,he didn't have any specail powers he was just a regular guy . that has to use skills learned and cool gadgets to get the job done .    

Why I wouldn't want to be Superman as told in Mallrats

T.S Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

[D]

I would wont to be Batman cause ,he didn't have any specail powers he was just a regular guy . that has to use skills learned and cool gadgets to get the job done . ? ?

Why I wouldn't want to be Superman as told in Mallrats

T.S Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

i fuckin love mallrats!

that movie is great all the way around

Brodie is one of the greatest characters ever invented!


as told on kill bill 2, superman is really the only authentic superhero as he was really superman and had to disguise himself as a human, whereas the other superheroes had to put on a costume to be their alter egos.

Clark kent was timid,shy,unsure of himself, geeky and that was supermans indictement of the whole human race and thats how he saw humans.

he was born superman whereas the others have to put on a costume to transform.


if i had to be a superhero id have to go with Batman also, he's rich, plus he's a regular guy.

[Sin Cut]

I'd be Wolverine, now that one's cool 

I mean healing power, keen senses, and those claws 

[norway]

The Hulk, sooo cool

[Izzy]

I'd be Dr Ock from Spiderman - okay is he a 'superhero'? Well he was good at the end of the film...err......

4 giant claws - its gotta be a load of fun running up and down buildings and ripping the doors of vaults......

[Jessica]

Alison Blair/ Dazzler.

[Sin Cut]

Alison Blair/ Dazzler.

who?

[Jessica]

Alison Blair/ Dazzler.

who?

She is a marvel superhero

http://members.tripod.com/~mister_meesh/marv_dazzler.html

[Gunnerguy]

That plastic guy from the fantastic four cause he can stretch any part of his .. err well u get the idea

[MadmanDan]

I wanna be Axl Rose!






Now seriously, I would be Batman, cause he's the only one that's not a fuckin loser without the suit

[takeshi]

I wanna be Axl Rose!






Now seriously, I would be Batman, cause he's the only one that's not a fuckin loser without the suit

Axl does have the power to disappear when a show is about to start.

[Mattman]

Now seriously, I would be Batman, cause he's the only one that's not a fuckin loser without the suit

Huh.  Never thought about it that way.  Plus, you get to bang Catwoman.

[kj_jive]

I'd be Gambit.  That was one smooth motherfucker.

[Pryor Murphy]

I would be The Punisher. Because He doesn't have any superpowers and he doesn't defend the justice. He is a guy who is    brutally revenging his familys death to the crimeworld. He also got a cool costume...skull and everything...

[Eazy E]

I'd be Gambit. That was one smooth motherfucker.

FUCK!  You stole it from me.... definetaly Gambit.

Superman is my least favourite superhero.  He's boring as shit!  There's no way you can stop him, ok kryptonite, but how long does that stay interesting for?  Batman is a million times more interesting than Superman, he has to fight through his human weaknesses to be a hero.  He's smart too... What does a hero like Spider-Man have going for him? A job as a photographer? Woo!

Batman is probably my favourite, but if I were to BE someone, Gambit (Wolverine is tempting too).

[Gunner80]

Thanos - Yes the mad Titan had some good in him.

[MadmanDan]

Now seriously, I would be Batman, cause he's the only one that's not a fuckin loser without the suit

Huh.? Never thought about it that way.? Plus, you get to bang Catwoman.

HA! Never thought about it THAT way!

[neko]

Neo