William Hung meets Jimi Hendrix in heaven.
And Jimi is like all excited and asks: "So you're a musician? Cool, so what have you been up to down there, cat?"
And Will says "I was the American Idol! My ass was on MTV, I was a star!"
After a brief moment of silence, Jimi says: "You're late."
Then Jimi turns his back on Will and walks away.
Will is a bit confused, but then this other black dude comes along and introduces himself.
"Hello, my name is Miles. Who are you?"
And Will goes: "I'm Willam Hung. I was the American Idol! My ass was on MTV, I was a star!"
After a long moment of silence, Miles says: "So what?"
Then Miles walks away, too.
Will gets upset. No one seems to appreciate him up here, so he decides to ask god to send him back to planet earth.
The next minute, Will finds himself back on earth, a hundred feet under, in a bunker that turns out to be a recording studio.
He recognizes this guy behind the piano and again he goes: "Er...ah, hello, my name is William Hung. I was the American Idol! You probably know me from MTV. I'm a star!"
After an unpleasant long moment of silence, Axl Rose walks up from behind the piano and says:
"You know where the fuck you are? You in the jungle, baby! You gonna die!"
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Got this in an e-mail, thought I'd share it with you. It's like the funniest shit I've read in a while.
Happy holidays everyone!?
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