A Day In The Life Of A Guns N' Roses Fan

[Lawzy]

Originally did this for friends and such to read, but I thought I'd share here. I'm sure you've read something similar before at some point, and it was probably done a lot better. Still, might provide semi-interesting reading..

1. Get up, wash while humming WTTJ
2. Eat breakfast while wondering if today a release date is gonna come
3. Turn on computer
4. Load up 2002 show mp3s
5. Check HTGTH for any news
6. Find no announcement has been made and go into "It's never coming" mode
7. Load up the rumourboard, find no new rumours
8. Wonder if you should throw yourself off a bridge so you can hear it in heaven
9. Decide not too, because you're not sure if god exists, and that if he does, the GNR camp is so tight, that god wouldn't have it either
10. Wonder if god is waiting too
12. Eat lunch while humming madagascar between mouthfuls
13. Get guitar out and try to learn a few GNR solos
14. Wonder if "The Blues" has made it's way into Guitar Pro yet
15. Eat dinner with family, and mention Chinese Democracy to them for the 50 billionth time
16. Wonder if they're getting pissed off, but decide you don't care, they NEED to know..
17. Go to pub with mates and moan about the music
18. Go nuts when they play Paradise City
19. Moan after it's finnished
20. Request WTTJ 15 times
21. Go home
22. Wonder if tomorow there will be an announcement
23. Sleep

[mrlee]

i get up around 7, get out of bed around 9, i dont worry bout nothing no cause worryings a waste of my.............time.


show usually starts around 7, we go on stage around 9, get on the bus around 11, sipping a drink and feeling fine

[Izzy]

Originally did this for friends and such to read, but I thought I'd share here. I'm sure you've read something similar before at some point, and it was probably done a lot better. Still, might provide semi-interesting reading..

1. Get up, wash while humming WTTJ
2. Eat breakfast while wondering if today a release date is gonna come
3. Turn on computer
4. Load up 2002 show mp3s
5. Check HTGTH for any news
6. Find no announcement has been made and go into "It's never coming" mode
7. Load up the rumourboard, find no new rumours
8. Wonder if you should throw yourself off a bridge so you can hear it in heaven
9. Decide not too, because you're not sure if god exists, and that if he does, the GNR camp is so tight, that god wouldn't have it either
10. Wonder if god is waiting too
12. Eat lunch while humming madagascar between mouthfuls
13. Get guitar out and try to learn a few GNR solos
14. Wonder if "The Blues" has made it's way into Guitar Pro yet
15. Eat dinner with family, and mention Chinese Democracy to them for the 50 billionth time
16. Wonder if they're getting pissed off, but decide you don't care, they NEED to know..
17. Go to pub with mates and moan about the music
18. Go nuts when they play Paradise City
19. Moan after it's finnished
20. Request WTTJ 15 times
21. Go home
22. Wonder if tomorow there will be an announcement
23. Sleep

U might have a problem.... i suggest u get a new hobby....

[Lawzy]

I don't...Actually live like that.

[Scabbie]

V. Funny! Thanks for making me laugh. 

I'm not quite as intense as that, but its gradually getting worse and worse. I think I'm actually spending more time dreaming about CD than I am listening to GNR!

[Elrothiel]

Hahahahaha! Hilarious!!
The pub one.... I actually do that. Especially in my college's bar. SCOM is the only Gn'R song on their jukebox (THAT BASTARD JUKEBOX! WHEN WILL THERE BE MORE?!!! I WANT MORE!!!) and I usually request it a gazillion times and I manage to piss everyone off in the bar by the 4th time it starts playing! And... everyone knows its me because I'm the only one in there wearing full on Axl gear... and I'm the only one still singing along at the end! Hehehe! Damn my college! Why is there a lack of Gn'R fans!! WHYYY!!!?? And if there are any, why don't they have a sense of FAN about them!? Why can't they have a laugh!!?? What makes them so GOD DAMNED quiet and unwilling to make themselves KNOWN as Gn'R fans!!?? GGAAAAAH!!!
So loooooooooooooong!
Bye BYE!
Its glad ta know ya!
Love Elleh!
PS: RIP Dimebag!

[Dave_Rose]

We got the greatest hits record on our juke box at college and everyone gets pissed for over playing it oh well

[shaun]

i get up around 7, get out of bed around 9, i dont worry bout nothing no cause worryings a waste of my.............time.


show usually starts around 7, we go on stage around 9, get on the bus around 11, sipping a drink and feeling fine

 

[Timmy]

except for numbers 6 and 9, that's pretty much right for me... 

...sad isn't it? 

[JustUsOwls]

I liked the line about the "go nuts when Paradise City comes on"

I talk about GNR so much with my friends and force them to listen to it in the car. We were in this small local resturaunt about 11:00 the other night. Then SCOM came on, and everyone just looked at me. hahahaha 

[mrlee]

i get up around 7, get out of bed around 9, i dont worry bout nothing no cause worryings a waste of my.............time.


show usually starts around 7, we go on stage around 9, get on the bus around 11, sipping a drink and feeling fine

 

lol

[Ax]

17. Go to pub with mates and moan about the music
18. Go nuts when they play Paradise City
19. Moan after it's finnished
20. Request WTTJ 15 times

That pretty much describes everytime I go to a bar/pub. Whenever sweet child comes on my friends always look at me because they know I'm going to go crazy.

[Mattman]

17. Go to pub with mates and moan about the music
18. Go nuts when they play Paradise City
19. Moan after it's finnished

Wow, that's exactly like me!  People generally start to move away from me when I start doing the snake dance...

[norway]

People generally start to move away from me when I start doing the snake dance...

[amier]

 ???then to do my homework??^

[Scabbie]

OK, lets try a day in the life of a GNR member. I'll start it off.

1. Get up, wash whilst humming (cos you don't know the lyrics yet) a track off CD

[GUNZforRoses]

Good Post! I thought it was funny.

  For me, I always have this ounce of hope that I log on to this website and in bold red letters it says: "Official Chinese Democracy Release Date".

 Anytime I go to a bar I go through the CD Jukebox and almost everytime they have atleast one G'N'R record. If they have appetite I always play WTTJ the whole bar stares at me like WTF is this young guy playing GNR for ? If they have  illusions I usually play Locomotive.

[LimeGreen_Engines]

Originally did this for friends and such to read, but I thought I'd share here. I'm sure you've read something similar before at some point, and it was probably done a lot better. Still, might provide semi-interesting reading..

1. Get up, wash while humming WTTJ
2. Eat breakfast while wondering if today a release date is gonna come
3. Turn on computer
4. Load up 2002 show mp3s
5. Check HTGTH for any news
6. Find no announcement has been made and go into "It's never coming" mode
7. Load up the rumourboard, find no new rumours
8. Wonder if you should throw yourself off a bridge so you can hear it in heaven
9. Decide not too, because you're not sure if god exists, and that if he does, the GNR camp is so tight, that god wouldn't have it either
10. Wonder if god is waiting too
12. Eat lunch while humming madagascar between mouthfuls
13. Get guitar out and try to learn a few GNR solos
14. Wonder if "The Blues" has made it's way into Guitar Pro yet
15. Eat dinner with family, and mention Chinese Democracy to them for the 50 billionth time
16. Wonder if they're getting pissed off, but decide you don't care, they NEED to know..
17. Go to pub with mates and moan about the music
18. Go nuts when they play Paradise City
19. Moan after it's finnished
20. Request WTTJ 15 times
21. Go home
22. Wonder if tomorow there will be an announcement
23. Sleep

That is probably quite close to the truth for alot of people on this board.
Well done, I applaud you

[LimeGreen_Engines]

Hahahahaha! Hilarious!!
The pub one.... I actually do that. Especially in my college's bar. SCOM is the only Gn'R song on their jukebox (THAT BASTARD JUKEBOX! WHEN WILL THERE BE MORE?!!! I WANT MORE!!!) and I usually request it a gazillion times and I manage to piss everyone off in the bar by the 4th time it starts playing! And... everyone knows its me because I'm the only one in there wearing full on Axl gear... and I'm the only one still singing along at the end! Hehehe! Damn my college! Why is there a lack of Gn'R fans!! WHYYY!!!?? And if there are any, why don't they have a sense of FAN about them!? Why can't they have a laugh!!?? What makes them so GOD DAMNED quiet and unwilling to make themselves KNOWN as Gn'R fans!!?? GGAAAAAH!!!
So loooooooooooooong!
Bye BYE!
Its glad ta know ya!
Love Elleh!
PS: RIP Dimebag!

Im a GNR fan. But I don't walk about in 'Axl gear' or play SCOM on the jukebox a hundred times or bore my friends with it coz that would be SAD.

[leesixxrose]

That shit is fucking funny....

nice post.....

I used to do alot of that shit on there,,,, thats why its so fucking funny....