The Masturbation Thread

[youngerformofaxl]

Next time, really masturbate and really try to get caught.

 don't worry about if you dad thinks your masturbating, just do it and succeed at it

You just told him twice, to do the same thing.

Nah, I'm only kidding, you didn't. What you did though, was tell him to do the same thing twice.

It wasn't funny the first time.

Not really.

What I said the 1st time was basically, I was telling him to flaunt his sexuality by masturbating so he could REALLY get caught. But, like I said before, I was just kidding.

The second statement, I meant for him to relax and not worry about this incident where his father thought he may have been masturbating and I was just advising him to have fun when you really do masturbate, regardless of whether or not you get caught.

[Chris Misfit]

Fuck sake!

[SLCPUNK]

Fuck sake!

LOL!

 

[Elrothiel]

Good fucking Fuckbags this is a fucked up thread!!

Whatever happened to youngerformofaxl??

[Skeletor]

Whatever happened to youngerformofaxl??

Goes by the name of Markus Asraelius these days.

[Elrothiel]

ahh thanks Skeletor!

Damn I really missed out when I went away for a year!

[Jim]

Went away for a year, eh? So, what, you actually pre-date Elrothiel? Come on, what was your username?

... I'm glad this thread has reared it's head again though. Of course I am.

[Elrothiel]

Nah I was always Elrothiel... I actually registered here after lurking here a while, but when I first joined I never actually came into the Jungle section... I was always in the Gn'R section, so I never actually knew this thread existed until I kept hearing it being spoken of in other threads... so I decided last night to search for this mythical thread and see if it actually existed, and if it did whether it was locked and for what reason.

I'd not slept a wink all night, and it was half past 8 in the morning!! I do silly things when I've been up all night!

[anythinggoes]

well i thought it would be something id grow out of but No

too much time on my hands again

[makane]

well i thought it would be something id grow out of but No

Good one.

[horsey]

im 41 an can't get enough of it lol.the one who loves me most me lol.

[Markus Asraelius]

LMAO at the comments in this thread. 

[mrlee]

if you get bj'd 2 to 3 times in one day, then get the same say, 2 days later.

is that unhealthy in anyway or form?

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in a constant cycle that is

[Gaymo, the Hobbit]

yes, you might die

[anythinggoes]

if you get bj'd 2 to 3 times in one day, then get the same say, 2 days later.

is that unhealthy in anyway or form?

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in a constant cycle that is

Depends whos wife or girlfriend it is

[Mr. Dick Purple]

Is ok to have a girlfriend, have great sex with her and still wanted a little of action by yourself? 

 

[mrlee]

if you get bj'd 2 to 3 times in one day, then get the same say, 2 days later.

is that unhealthy in anyway or form?

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in a constant cycle that is

Depends whos wife or girlfriend it is

what the hell?

[Elrothiel]

Is ok to have a girlfriend, have great sex with her and still wanted a little of action by yourself?

 

Course it is, but only if she ain't there cuz otherwise you'll make her feel like she ain't good enough to fuck and that you'd much rather wank... not a good feeling.

[Shirell]

Is ok to have a girlfriend, have great sex with her and still wanted a little of action by yourself?

 

Course it is, but only if she ain't there cuz otherwise you'll make her feel like she ain't good enough to fuck and that you'd much rather wank... not a good feeling.

well put!

[anythinggoes]

Is ok to have a girlfriend, have great sex with her and still wanted a little of action by yourself??

 

its not ok not to

does that make sense