The Masturbation Thread

[Jim]

Y'know, your post count can easily be reset.

Not by me.

He's right...

...That responsibility lies with me.


/Second Admin in disguise.

(He is right though, y'know)

[youngerformofaxl]

So just to cure my curiousity, what does VHP stand for?

Also, there are examples of people that will post 9-10 straight posts with no interruption. Why don't you yell at them?

2 Posts in a row within' 5 minutes, big deal!

[Jim]

It's a big deal when you've admitted that you're trying to bump your post count...

...Point me in the direction of the people who have posted 9-10 straight posts without a gap of at least an hour or so and I'll kick some ass, sir.

[Dave_Rose]

Wow what a fun thread

[Tj]

So just to cure my curiousity, what does VHP stand for?

I think alice was thinking it could stand for Very Horny Person 

[neko]

about the picture of  "God kills a cat when you masturbate" or something , what about it? it was made like a joke , or to scare kids? because there are still some people that says that masturbation is bad , the picture is really funny.

[youngerformofaxl]

So just to cure my curiousity, what does VHP stand for?

I think alice was thinking it could stand for Very Horny Person?

So just to cure my curiousity, what does VHP stand for?

I think alice was thinking it could stand for Very Horny Person 

I'll take you're word for that one

about the picture of  "God kills a cat when you masturbate" or something , what about it? it was made like a joke , or to scare kids? because there are still some people that says that masturbation is bad , the picture is really funny.

It was probably just some joke but who knows? I doubt that that picture would scare kids, it dosen't scare me

[neko]

  yes but i was thinking that maybe some religion schools use that cat picture to tell kids-teenagers that masturbation is bad or something .

[Jim]

...I highly doubt it.

...

[sami]

masturbation is the anser to all my problems its great fun, releases stress and cheers you up quite a bit
GREAT subject had a lot of fun reading our stuff   

[SLCPUNK]

masturbation is the anser to all my problems its great fun, releases stress and cheers you up quite a bit
GREAT subject had a lot of fun reading our stuff   

Good job getting this thread back on topic.

7 pages about whacking it........

Man CD has gotta come out soon, this is getting ugly.......

[sami]

best topic ever to be more specific.
by the way I was once cought wankin? by my sister it was embarrasin
it was friday night and I sick, home alone and bored and got nuthin better to do and suddenly my sister jumps in
I can?t decide which smiley to put here so I don?t put any
and again WHAT A FUN THREAD   

[youngerformofaxl]

masturbation is the anser to all my problems its great fun, releases stress and cheers you up quite a bit
GREAT subject had a lot of fun reading our stuff? ?

Good job getting this thread back on topic.

7 pages about whacking it........

Man CD has gotta come out soon, this is getting ugly.......

Yeah, I didn't think that this thread would become so popular. But then again,  I didn't think we'd still be waitin' for CD to come out.

best topic ever to be more specific.
by the way I was once cought wankin? by my sister it was embarrasin
it was friday night and I sick, home alone and bored and got nuthin better to do and suddenly my sister jumps in
I can?t decide which smiley to put here so I don?t put any
and again WHAT A FUN THREAD   

Yeah, that is embarrasing. My dad caught me once and I was really embarrased. But, now I'm older and wiser and I do it at work

[Mysteron]

I've not read the thread

But I do know that Sperm-count is relative to post-count. So newbies beware! 

[GnRNightrain]

I'm still a virgin and everything but I was wondering, is this normal?

Werent you the one that PMed me, trying to insult me by saying that Im jealous cause my dad gets laid more than I do.

[youngerformofaxl]

I'm still a virgin and everything but I was wondering, is this normal?

Werent you the one that PMed me, trying to insult me by saying that Im jealous cause my dad gets laid more than I do.

Yeah but I was just kidding. I don't know (and don't want to know) what goes on in your sexual life

[SLCPUNK]

Yeah but I was just kidding. I don't know (and don't want to know) what goes on in your sexual life

It's tough for him to seduce a girl when there is a 10x10 of Bill O'reilly on his  nightstand.

 

[Slashly]

Back to the topic, I?ve always been smart enough to not be discovered, but something quiet worst hapened to me.One Tuesday night I had just gone to bed and I was moving from here to there, cause I kinda have to find "that spot" on my bed to sleep right.Well nevermind, so I was moving from left to right, turning, and sudenly my dad came in, and I quickly  turned, like, to a normal position, not because  I was embarased (I wasnt doing anything), just to see who it was.Aparently my dad thought  I was masturbating  so he quickly closed the door and went  away.About 15 minutes later he he knocked on my (closed) door and said:"Er...good night", and he said it very low and quickly.It may not sound funny to you but I laughed my ass of thinking:gee, I do my best so that  I dont get cought  masturbating, and when I?m masturbating, I kinda get cought".







Baby Slash//

[youngerformofaxl]

Back to the topic, I?ve always been smart enough to not be discovered, but something quiet worst hapened to me.One Tuesday night I had just gone to bed and I was moving from here to there, cause I kinda have to find "that spot" on my bed to sleep right.Well nevermind, so I was moving from left to right, turning, and sudenly my dad came in, and I quickly? turned, like, to a normal position, not because? I was embarased (I wasnt doing anything), just to see who it was.Aparently my dad thought? I was masturbating? so he quickly closed the door and went? away.About 15 minutes later he he knocked on my (closed) door and said:"Er...good night", and he said it very low and quickly.It may not sound funny to you but I laughed my ass of thinking:gee, I do my best so that? I dont get cought? masturbating, and when I?m masturbating, I kinda get cought".







Baby Slash//

Correction: Caught!

Don't worry about it dude. Next time, really masturbate and really try to get caught.

Nah, I'm just messing around, don't worry about if you dad thinks your masturbating, just do it and succeed at it

[Chris Misfit]

Next time, really masturbate and really try to get caught.

 don't worry about if you dad thinks your masturbating, just do it and succeed at it

You just told him twice, to do the same thing.

Nah, I'm only kidding, you didn't. What you did though, was tell him to do the same thing twice.

It wasn't funny the first time.