The Masturbation Thread

[Skeletor]

Well, I don't know about other guys, but hot girlfriend (lots of action) or not....it is about the same as if I'm single.

Except when the relationship is new, that's when there's usually so much action you don't want to 'have time for yourself'.. 

[youngerformofaxl]

Careful, SLCPunk has lived here before

We don't really need to change the subject to views about my state here in the West but that is not true, sorry. Besides, it was in the privacy of a studio he owns so the chance of getting caught is minimal. Who knows? I might be his next model.

His profession is actually a architect but he also refers male models from the Salt Lake City Area to Abercrombie and Finch. Go Figure

If you end up in the A & F catalog, a lot of people are gonna be masturbating to your photo(s).? There, was that on-topic enough for ya??

Yeah, that thought really excites me. I have a strong feeling I may become some kind of porn star.

[Jim]

but I'm trying to reach 500 posts as soon as possible.

...Why?

That really isn't something that you should advertise...

...Spamming isn't allowed on the board, fool.

[SLCPUNK]

Well, I don't know about other guys, but hot girlfriend (lots of action) or not....it is about the same as if I'm single.

Except when the relationship is new, that's when there's usually so much action you don't want to 'have time for yourself'.. 

This is true, the begining is always the best part.....

[D]

Well another poster said it best. If it was a girl talking about letting another girl go down on her it would be all good and she'd have a full pm box.....

Acid: you'd probably do better on gay.com or something like that if you wanted a serious response. More guys in your boat on a site like that.

this guy would know!

sorry that was too easy!

Yea...to keep anonymous over there I just registered under "D". I figured nobody would figure me out that way......

I went to register under your name and it said that name had already been taken, so u do the math.

[youngerformofaxl]

Hey, I was just wondering, has anybody ever got caught masturbating?

I mean I know probably a lot of people have but I was just wondering.

I got a couple "I Got Masturbating and It Was So Embarrasing" Stories that I'll tell you later...

[SLCPUNK]

Hey, I was just wondering, has anybody ever got caught masturbating?

I mean I know probably a lot of people have but I was just wondering.

I got a couple "I Got Masturbating and It Was So Embarrasing" Stories that I'll tell you later...

Caught in the act?    ....that is the worst. It's hard to pretend you are doing anything else...

I mean.... that's what I've had other people tell me....

 

[Tj]

Yeah, I know what TMI stands for, I was just trying to prove my point that men and women both have a few different ways to masturbate.

...vacuum cleaners....

Anyway, look what I found.





 

So,  what are the question marks supposed to be?

...what question marks?

[mikegiuliana]

Ever masturbate while looking out your window at a hot neighbor?

[Tj]

Never had a hot neighbour 

[Slashly]

Yeah, me neither.Anyway I prefer porn.









Baby Slash//

[mikegiuliana]

Yeah, me neither.Anyway I prefer porn.









Baby Slash//

Sitting in your room in the dark while a young piece of hot ass gets undressed and plays with her snatch.. SO I've heard/..

I've never had the chance to see this, was always a dream of mine though

[youngerformofaxl]

Here is my caught wanking story #1:

This one time I was at work on a Saturday and I was all alone. I pulled up some porn and I was watching this really hot three-some movie. I started jacking off and then my boss walks in. I all the sudden quit but I didn't feel it was worth the struggle so I just stuck my *explicit deleted* back into my underwear and left it like that. So, it was still pretty obvious what I was doing and you could see my hard-on and everything, it was pretty funny. He pretended he didn't know what I was doing but we both knew

He's my cousin so he let me get away with it. It was a long time ago, it's been almost a year, in about 3 weeks, it'll be a year.

[youngerformofaxl]

Here is my caught wanking story #2:

This was this month and it was the owner of the company, so it was my bosses' boss. I was in the back and all the sudden he walked in, this was a weekday so I was really taking a chance here. As soon as I heard the door open I quit my internet application again (I'm a little porn obsessed) and I went to the other side of the room where you can't see me and I did up my panths but you could hear me doing that stuff up and all the sudden I sat back at my desk again and I started talking *baseball* with the guy. It was embarrasing, but once again, he's my uncle and so the family gives me special rights.

[Jim]

Dude, seriously, I kind of half warned you before, stop fucking posting twice in a row to bump your post count.

Fair enough if your "Caught Wanking Storys" were posted within a day of each other, but you left a gap of about fucking four minutes, not even including the time it took to write so, so you must have posted it, then just started writing another reply straight away.

Stop fucking doing it.

....I'd say that your moderator chances were kind of out the window. 

[Jizzo]

....I'd say that your moderator chances were kind of out the window. 

lol

[youngerformofaxl]

Well, I think that only time will decide that.

I don't expect to become a moderator and if I do become one I will be very shocked. I enjoy using this board as a Rocker and soon to be VIP, thanks.

[Chris Misfit]

Y'know, your post count can easily be reset.

Not by me.

[Lady Livin]

more like VHP...

[Tj]

more like VHP...

  Very good. I hope I understood that abbreviation properly, lol.