The Masturbation Thread

[youngerformofaxl]

And, thank you to everybody who gave me advice on this topic.

[Tj]

Yeah, I know what TMI stands for, I was just trying to prove my point that men and women both have a few different ways to masturbate.

...vacuum cleaners....

Anyway, look what I found.





 

[youngerformofaxl]

Yeah, I know what TMI stands for, I was just trying to prove my point that men and women both have a few different ways to masturbate.

...vacuum cleaners....

Anyway, look what I found.





 

So,  what are the question marks supposed to be?

[SLCPUNK]

Being that horny is ok.... It gets annoying and makes you give it up to the first ass hole you find... So, watch that.

It's worse when you're bisexual cause there's more work to do.

How is there more work?

Seems like you'd have twice the chance of getting laid....

[D]

Being that horny is ok.... It gets annoying and makes you give it up to the first ass hole you find... So, watch that.

It's worse when you're bisexual cause there's more work to do.

How is there more work?

Seems like you'd have twice the chance of getting laid....

 


i really really needed that tonight!!!!!! thanks!!!!!!!!!!!

[youngerformofaxl]

Being that horny is ok.... It gets annoying and makes you give it up to the first ass hole you find... So, watch that.

It's worse when you're bisexual cause there's more work to do.

How is there more work?

Seems like you'd have twice the chance of getting laid....

  HAHAHAHA!

Actually, I just meant for me being unexpirenced and everything, I have more to explore.

[Jim]

A joke? Sorry, my bad, jokes are supposed to be funny.

I wasn't personaly disusted, and am open with my sexuality, but when such a subject is posted in such a ridiculous way then what the fuck do you think I'm going to say?

If I said "I let a girl suck my dick but wasn't attracted to her and didn't cum, give me advice?" (Which that guy basicaly did with reversed gender in more words) then you'd think I was ripping the piss.

But I guess I'm just more use to discussing such topics on a more adult or understandable level.

...But I guess I shouldn't be so serious.......

[D]

A joke? Sorry, my bad, jokes are supposed to be funny.

I wasn't personaly disusted, and am open with my sexuality, but when such a subject is posted in such a ridiculous way then what the fuck do you think I'm going to say?

If I said "I let a girl suck my dick but wasn't attracted to her and didn't cum, give me advice?" (Which that guy basicaly did with reversed gender in more words) then you'd think I was ripping the piss.

But I guess I'm just more use to discussing such topics on a more adult or understandable level.

...But I guess I shouldn't be so serious.......

i see whereu are comin from USED and i agree.

if some dude came on here talkin about a woman the same way ACid Rain did a dude it would be funny. I admit i laugh my fuckin ass off at Acid Rain in this thread, not in a bashing hating way, but when he talked about fucking his pillow case i thought i was gonna fall through the floor, and now just so nonchalantly talkin about a guy suckin his dick after a massage, it caught me off guard i must admit.

[SLCPUNK]

Well another poster said it best. If it was a girl talking about letting another girl go down on her it would be all good and she'd have a full pm box.....

Acid: you'd probably do better on gay.com or something like that if you wanted a serious response. More guys in your boat on a site like that.

[The New Fiona Apple]

I don't masturbate too much, I mean considering I have a girlfriend and don't really spend as much time as most other people.

P.S. I'm not Gay. (HAHAH, just for you to make sure I am paying attention to the thread)

[D]

Well another poster said it best. If it was a girl talking about letting another girl go down on her it would be all good and she'd have a full pm box.....

Acid: you'd probably do better on gay.com or something like that if you wanted a serious response. More guys in your boat on a site like that.

this guy would know!

sorry that was too easy!

[youngerformofaxl]

A joke? Sorry, my bad, jokes are supposed to be funny.

I wasn't personaly disusted, and am open with my sexuality, but when such a subject is posted in such a ridiculous way then what the fuck do you think I'm going to say?

If I said "I let a girl suck my dick but wasn't attracted to her and didn't cum, give me advice?" (Which that guy basicaly did with reversed gender in more words) then you'd think I was ripping the piss.

But I guess I'm just more use to discussing such topics on a more adult or understandable level.

...But I guess I shouldn't be so serious.......

Okay, well, first off I'm 19, not quite an adult realistically. Maybe, just maybe, I was really excited about one of my 1st sexual expirences ever and I was just wanted to let people know about it. I've already gotten the advice I needed, I don't know why you posters are still complaining about it.

And, thank you for the comments D and SLCPunk. And, I will use a better messageboard next time, don't worry.

[youngerformofaxl]

Oh and by the way, there's a 75 percent chance I'm meeting him again this weekend. I know that sounds contradictory but I'm trying to reach 500 posts as soon as possible.

[SLCPUNK]

Oh and by the way, there's a 75 percent chance I'm meeting him again this weekend. I know that sounds contradictory but I'm trying to reach 500 posts as soon as possible.

This is too much statistics for one post. Isn't there a rule about this or something?

 

[SLCPUNK]

I don't masturbate too much, I mean considering I have a girlfriend and don't really spend as much time as most other people.

Well, I don't know about other guys, but hot girlfriend (lots of action) or not....it is about the same as if I'm single.

You know...you gotta put time aside for yourself.....

[Doc Emmett Brown]

Oh and by the way, there's a 75 percent chance I'm meeting him again this weekend. I know that sounds contradictory but I'm trying to reach 500 posts as soon as possible.

'him' as in the gay massager?  You're from Utah, right?  Arent you afraid of being caught during one of your 'experiences' and being lynched??  Unless Utah is not the way I picture it...

[youngerformofaxl]

Careful, SLCPunk has lived here before

We don't really need to change the subject to views about my state here in the West but that is not true, sorry. Besides, it was in the privacy of a studio he owns so the chance of getting caught is minimal. Who knows? I might be his next model.

His profession is actually a architect but he also refers male models from the Salt Lake City Area to Abercrombie and Finch. Go Figure

[Doc Emmett Brown]

Careful, SLCPunk has lived here before

We don't really need to change the subject to views about my state here in the West but that is not true, sorry. Besides, it was in the privacy of a studio he owns so the chance of getting caught is minimal. Who knows? I might be his next model.

His profession is actually a architect but he also refers male models from the Salt Lake City Area to Abercrombie and Finch. Go Figure

If you end up in the A & F catalog, a lot of people are gonna be masturbating to your photo(s).  There, was that on-topic enough for ya? 

[SLCPUNK]

Well another poster said it best. If it was a girl talking about letting another girl go down on her it would be all good and she'd have a full pm box.....

Acid: you'd probably do better on gay.com or something like that if you wanted a serious response. More guys in your boat on a site like that.

this guy would know!

sorry that was too easy!

Yea...to keep anonymous over there I just registered under "D". I figured nobody would figure me out that way......

[SLCPUNK]

Oh and by the way, there's a 75 percent chance I'm meeting him again this weekend. I know that sounds contradictory but I'm trying to reach 500 posts as soon as possible.

'him' as in the gay massager?  You're from Utah, right?  Arent you afraid of being caught during one of your 'experiences' and being lynched??  Unless Utah is not the way I picture it...

Nah....but they have been known to try to 'correct' gayness with electric shocks......seriously.....