The Masturbation Thread

[mikegiuliana]

The only thing that stops me from jerking off 4-5 times a day is the idea I go to the gym, it's hard to lift wieghts when you're always releasing..

[matt88]

The only thing that stops me from jerking off 4-5 times a day is the idea I go to the gym, it's hard to lift wieghts when you're always releasing..

Ah man fuck the gym...just fuckin pull out Malcolm and go for gold. I swear it's serious now i can't fuckin stop it's like a drug...i crave that high

[Izzy]

I whack off 7 times a day....i think that's bad

I don't have the time to do it 7 times but I do try to get it done 2-3 times a day. I work full-time but when it's the weekend, I can probably go 5 times or so.

I sometimes masturbate at work and I'm real proud that I've only gotten caught twice within' the last year. But, we are all family here so they kiss my ass...not literally though

There isn't an emicon for my response to that....though is probably as close as i can get - only caught twice ''oh, don't mind me.....'', 5 times a day.......

[Eazy E]

What if ur my age (14-16)

Oh you're 14-16, that's an interesting age. I remember when I was 14-16. Now I'm 23-68.

LOL!!!!

14-16 feels so long ago!

[Lady Livin]

just for the record, "we" do it too, and I think that it would have made a little more sense if a female were prompted to start a thread like this... with the wondering if it was normal to be excessive...

the thing is, females have infinite ways to masturbate. you lose your friend and it's over. some of us are extremely clever and talented and everything. however, it's harder for us to.. how do you say.. ah yes.. "make it".

you do what you can with what you got, I guess.

[mikegiuliana]

My friend being JR or my hands? WOmen have several ways, I would have never known

[youngerformofaxl]

My friend being JR or my hands? WOmen have several ways, I would have never known

Hey we have different ways too:

A) Shoot a hole in the wall and fuck that shit.
B) Stick it between your pillow case and fuck that shit!

I've tried fucking a pillow case once and it was cool and everything but the bed made too many noises and I thought that my sister and her b/f would think something much "more" was going on at the time so I quit but I'll never forget that expirence.

[mikegiuliana]

My friend being JR or my hands? WOmen have several ways, I would have never known

Hey we have different ways too:

A) Shoot a hole in the wall and fuck that shit.
B) Stick it between your pillow case and fuck that shit!

I've tried fucking a pillow case once and it was cool and everything but the bed made too many noises and I thought that my sister and her b/f would think something much "more" was going on at the time so I quit but I'll never forget that expirence.

There's not much I haven't fucked, from meat to produce..  :rofl:I was a crazy kid..

[2NaFish]

Going to donate sperm tomorrow, ?!5 for a wank. Nice work if you can get it.

[N.I.B]

Going to donate sperm tomorrow, ?!5 for a wank. Nice work if you can get it.

not a bad job. 4-5 times a day for 15 pounds a piece.......

[Cornell]

Sounds like someone is going to be rich soon. 

[Skeletor]

I've tried fucking a pillow case once and it was cool and everything but the bed made too many noises and I thought that my sister and her b/f would think something much "more" was going on at the time so I quit but I'll never forget that expirence.

TMI stands for TOO MUCH INFORMATION. Just so you know, in case you get that a lot. I'd assume you do.

[Chris Misfit]

Guys who masturbate a lot last longer.

5 times a day, baby!

I bet someone else has already said that. I don't care.

[youngerformofaxl]

I've tried fucking a pillow case once and it was cool and everything but the bed made too many noises and I thought that my sister and her b/f would think something much "more" was going on at the time so I quit but I'll never forget that expirence.

TMI stands for TOO MUCH INFORMATION. Just so you know, in case you get that a lot. I'd assume you do.

Yeah, I know what TMI stands for, I was just trying to prove my point that men and women both have a few different ways to masturbate.

[N.I.B]

I've tried fucking a pillow case once and it was cool and everything but the bed made too many noises and I thought that my sister and her b/f would think something much "more" was going on at the time so I quit but I'll never forget that expirence.

TMI stands for TOO MUCH INFORMATION. Just so you know, in case you get that a lot. I'd assume you do.

Yeah, I know what TMI stands for, I was just trying to prove my point that men and women both have a few different ways to masturbate.

just make sure u dont tell ur gf about the pillow thing

[youngerformofaxl]

I've tried fucking a pillow case once and it was cool and everything but the bed made too many noises and I thought that my sister and her b/f would think something much "more" was going on at the time so I quit but I'll never forget that expirence.

TMI stands for TOO MUCH INFORMATION. Just so you know, in case you get that a lot. I'd assume you do.

Yeah, I know what TMI stands for, I was just trying to prove my point that men and women both have a few different ways to masturbate.

just make sure u dont tell ur gf about the pillow thing

Okay, not only will I not tell her about the 'pillow' thing but I won't tell her I have a small cock either.

[nesquick]

sex is great...but I prefer Rock n' Roll 
Beeing on stage is better than an orgasm. This is fuckin' unbelievable. Probably the strongest thing I've ever lived. You can't compare that to ANYTHING. Even the hottest girl of the universe can't touch that...

[Gunner80]

90% of men masturbate, the other 10% lie.

[Drew]

Hey we have different ways too:

B) Stick it between your pillow case and fuck that shit!

I've tried fucking a pillow case once and it was cool and everything but the bed made too many noises and I thought that my sister and her b/f would think something much "more" was going on at the time so I quit but I'll never forget that expirence.

 

Trust me. I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you ! Sounds very familiar. Been there, done that too.

[Eazy E]