The Masturbation Thread

[youngerformofaxl]

Is there such a thing as being too horny? Like all the sudden I'm like ready to go probably 4-5 times a day. I'm still a virgin and everything but I was wondering, is this normal?

You may have a serious problem...

Could you be more specific?

The "serious problem" is you've left yourself open for someone to try to make you think there's something not normal about what you've asked.? Prepare yourself for a lot of that kind of replies.?

Yeah okay, gotcha. 

I actually used to masturbate when I was 14-16 and now I'm 19 and oh baby, I just never get tired of that shit

[Captain Obvious]

Don't listen to these people. You have a serious problem and you need immediate attention. Noone masturbates. Ever.

[the dirt]

Proven medical thing :

Guys who masturbate a lot last longer.

Your kidding right?

nope, i am extremely serious.

i have a lot to catch up on then

Yeah, stop thinking it's a problem.

Log off and get to work!

[N.I.B]

*panting* done now what?

[youngerformofaxl]

Put your sperm in your hair and walk around like that like Cameron Diaz did in "There's Something About Mary."

[N.I.B]

that dosnt seem right...... 

my hairs sticky!!! 

[Mattman]

I read somewhere (okay, okay, I heard it in a Jay Leno monologue) that frequent masturbation may prevent prostate cancer. 

[Jessica]

I read somewhere (okay, okay, I heard it in a Jay Leno monologue) that frequent masturbation may prevent prostate cancer. 

That's true too, as much as the pill in women prevents cardiovascular problems during the menopause.

[youngerformofaxl]

Wow! This thread turned from an advice column to The Masturbation Thread.

People have told me that if I masturbate you know, it'll fall off, that I'll get hairy knuckles and that if God didn't want me to masturbate, he would've made my arms shorter.

[Jessica]

Wow! This thread turned from an advice column to The Masturbation Thread.

People have told me that if I masturbate you know, it'll fall off, that I'll get hairy knuckles and that if God didn't want me to masturbate, he would've made my arms shorter.

Fall off ? it'll only fall off if you  masturbate with a hammer 

[DEAD HORSE]

Wow! This thread turned from an advice column to The Masturbation Thread.

People have told me that if I masturbate you know, it'll fall off, that I'll get hairy knuckles and that if God didn't want me to masturbate, he would've made my arms shorter.

Fall off ? it'll only fall off if you? masturbate with a hammer?

  Priceless !! You're the kinda girl I need.  We use to chat on the msn but suddenly you never appeared again

[DEAD HORSE]

Well, back to the topic,  Im 24 and i still masturbate, i dont feel ashamed, i dont feel guilty, i just have enough kind of  pussies on my mind. 

I know ,it aint normal, but i dont give a flying fuck about being normal , i get to the point where i IMAGINE or i Invent girls who doesnt exist so i masturbate.
Another thing i've done ,is masturbate thinking of animals like a cow...shit! I said to much 


Yeah i know u'll say " You Are Sick!" 

[SLCPUNK]

Is there such a thing as being too horny? Like all the sudden I'm like ready to go probably 4-5 times a day. I'm still a virgin and everything but I was wondering, is this normal?

This is normal.

Wait til you get some. Then you'll really have something to lock the door about when you are alone....

[SLCPUNK]

Is there such a thing as being too horny? Like all the sudden I'm like ready to go probably 4-5 times a day. I'm still a virgin and everything but I was wondering, is this normal?

You may have a serious problem...

Could you be more specific?

The "serious problem" is you've left yourself open for someone to try to make you think there's something not normal about what you've asked.? Prepare yourself for a lot of that kind of replies.?

What if ur my age (14-16) and ur overly horny n u masturbate? is that normal?

I have good and bad news for you.

The bad news is that it gets worse as you get older.

The good news is it gets worse as you get older....

[SLCPUNK]

Proven medical thing :

Guys who masturbate a lot last longer.

Your kidding right?

Well technically it's supposed to be good for the prostate. Which you don't have to worry about for a while. But older guys who keep their pipes clean through sex, or alone time, have a lower rate of prostate cancer.....

[Skeletor]

What if ur my age (14-16)

Oh you're 14-16, that's an interesting age. I remember when I was 14-16. Now I'm 23-68.

[axl_rose_700]

Man walks into a Doctors and complains about head aches he's been getting.

Doctor says, can I ask you a personal question?

Yea sure

Do you masterbate?

Sometimes yea.

Magic innit!!   

[mikegiuliana]

Virgin and wanting it ? normal
Wanting it a lot ? hormones

Wanting it a lot after you lost your virginity ? normal.

If you want it I''ve got it..

When I was a teen there was never enough..

[matt88]

I whack off 7 times a day....i think that's bad

[youngerformofaxl]

I whack off 7 times a day....i think that's bad

I don't have the time to do it 7 times but I do try to get it done 2-3 times a day. I work full-time but when it's the weekend, I can probably go 5 times or so.

I sometimes masturbate at work and I'm real proud that I've only gotten caught twice within' the last year. But, we are all family here so they kiss my ass...not literally though