JOKE: O-fucking-k mods

[Chris Misfit]

What bthe fuck happened my Mod status?

I come back from the weekend, am I'm sacked?

No fucking explanation!!

What happened?

I bet this has something to do with those idiot mods you have Jarmo, always licking your fucking ass. You know who the fuck you are.

[the dirt]

I had nothing to do with it...

After all, I am only the chatroom moderator of this board, so the rest of it lies outside of my juristiction

[Chris Misfit]

Ok, you're safe.

What the hell is keeping the response here ladies?

[Will]

I don't know man...but there's gotta be a reason...you know what I mean...

[Chris Misfit]

Don't pretend you don't know something. Something HAS to have been said.

I've never seen a bunch of two faced fuckers like you guys!

[jarmo]

How do you explain the sudden absence from the board?

The fact that you've been harrassing D and SLCPUNK? The anti-France PMs you sent to Will? The fact that you deleted my post?

You went too far abusing your power. 


/jarmo

[Chris Misfit]

How do you explain the sudden absence from the board?

Errr, 3 days. My home computer is broke? It was the weekend?

The fact that you've been harrassing D and SLCPUNK?

Ah wise up, they knew it was a joke!

Did they complain to you? I didn't think they would do that, but I told them both to take it as a joke.

The anti-France PMs you sent to Will?

Fuck France, and Will!

The fact that you deleted my post?

Boo-Hoo. Jarmo's post got accidently deleted. And I get my Mod powers removed? That's fucking funny man. I wonder if Will had deleted it, would he have had his Mod powers removed. Bollocks he would.

5 fucking years I've been here dude!

You went too far abusing your power.

You knew what I was like! I never pretended to be anyone else when you made me a mod, ever. Tell you what, next time I'll kiss up like everyone else. This is fucking stupid.

I think you're getting far too up your own ass.

"oooh, Axl spoke my name"
"oooh, I met Adler"
"Oooh, i interviewed some guy, who is the 75th GnR member. Wooo!"
"oooh, AdZ touched my testicle"

[jarmo]

Your computer is broke? Go to the fucking library. The moderator contract clearly states you need to do the hours we agreed on when you first started.

D and SLCPUNK didn't complain, some others did though. They thought your posts were D's.

It took me 15 minutes to write that post and you just deleted it when you were a bit too drunk. 




/jarmo

[Chris Misfit]

The moderator contract

Whoops, silly me. I haven't recieved any confirmation from my lawyer yet though.

D and SLCPUNK didn't complain

Well, someone told you I was harrassing them. It HAD to have been them.

It took me 15 minutes to write that post

15 minutes? Learn to fucking type faster. How long have you been speaking english for fuck sake?

[jarmo]

Whoops, silly me. I haven't recieved any confirmation from my lawyer yet though.

It's not my problem that you didn't pay that contract enough attention.

Well, someone told you I was harrassing them. It HAD to have been them.

Actually, it was AG. And Will, SSS, Sukie, Skeba, AdZ, Kiki...... And many more!

15 minutes? Learn to fucking type faster. How long have you been speaking english for fuck sake?

It was a long fucking post. 

Not like your smiley only posts that the mods have to delete as soon as you log off.



/jarmo

[Aava]

I'm sacked?

Finally!

Chris, you?re too rude and annoying to be a mod.

So, in your own words, FUCK OFF!!

[kj_jive]

hahaha

Nice try guys

[Christos AG]

I'm so fuckin glad this finally happened...

All this time I didn't wanna talk about it cause I thought you and Jarmo were really good friends but I'll speak freely now...

You can't be a global mod (or a mod at all) when you always come drunk on the fuckin board dude.

You're harrasing people like crazy. This had to stop someday. And especially Will. He's been forwarding your pm's to me and I was like "wwwwooooow dude, someone's gotta let Jarmo know about this thing".

Sad but true dude... You're not worthy.

[Skeletor]

That aside, I think Chris is definitely one of the more interesting posters in this forum.

[Skeba]

At first I was shocked when I saw what Chris was doing to SLC and D... But then it occurred to me that this was going to be another chapter in the book of Chris just fucking with people "because he can". I thought to myself "Fuck that", and when I noticed that other people felt the same way I had to come forward with this.

But now I really think things have been better for the few days. It's really nothing personal on my part... I just think you did a horrible job...

Oh, and another thing... I can't remember when you would've posted in the GN'R section... And it's been even longer since you said anything nice about Axl.

[Christos AG]

That aside, I think Chris is definitely one of the more interesting posters in this forum.

Ta hell with him. There are many more interesting posters who could do his job and be a bit more serious, well at least as serious as the job needs you to be...

I nominate D for a substitute...

[Skeletor]

There are many more interesting posters who could do his job and be a bit more serious, well at least as serious as the job needs you to be...

I didn't mean he should be able to keep his job, I was just hoping he sticks around as a poster.

I nominate D for a substitute...

Now that's a good one?

[Christos AG]

There are many more interesting posters who could do his job and be a bit more serious, well at least as serious as the job needs you to be...

I didn't mean he should be able to keep his job, I was just hoping he sticks around as a poster.

Honestly, he's always been trouble to the board, I don't need him here.

I nominate D for a substitute...

Now that's a good one?

Well, he deserves Misfit's place. Misfit made fun of him. And D is kinda serious... you know what I mean... Plus he's a musician. He knows his shit...

[SLCPUNK]

I don't know about all the other stuff.....

I assumed he was just kidding around with me, and was not offended by the avatar bit.

[Skeletor]

And D is kinda serious... you know what I mean...

Oh you're referring to stuff like this:

OMG SLCPUNK LIKES SHEEP?
 

etc.