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« on: September 11, 2004, 01:08:34 AM »

For me they are:
1. The rich chocolate ovaltin commercials, those stupid chocolate milk commercials.
2. Deitech.com commercials with the fat mortgage salesman
3. Kids' products commercials.
4. Any Commercial with any used car/furniture/discount electronics salesman yells on the top of his lungs quickly about how low his prices are.
5. Ads for either Presidential candidate.

Also a special mention needs to go to an electronic store that used to be(although I think there are still some stores left as I prank called one last year) around my area?called CRAZY EDDIE'S.

The pitch was 'his prices are INSANE'...if store owner EDDIE ANTAR was making that amount of $$ from discount....couldn't he have been HONEST with the IRS and pay his taxes he owed for YEARS!?! I mean Jeez... Cool Commercials though, although they all aired before I was born.
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« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2004, 01:38:23 AM »

My most hated commercial is the one for Skip & Steve Robins Brothers Engagement Ring store.? This pair of idiots have at least a dozen different commercials full of corny jokes and cringe-inducing plots. (Yes, they try to put a plot in it).

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4. Any Commercial with any used car/furniture/discount electronics salesman yells on the top of his lungs quickly about how low his prices are.

yeah, they'll yell something like "Chevy Auto dealer is going insane!!!? All our trucks have 0 down APR blah blah Hurry before this unbelievable offer ends!!!!!!"

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« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2004, 01:50:42 AM »

I mute all comercials when I can. It's a rule in this house.... hihi
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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2004, 09:13:21 PM »

i cant stand that chiklets commercial with the jap kareoke. i admit it was funny the first time but enough is enough......
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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2004, 09:33:51 PM »

The Clairol Herbal Essence shampoo commercial gets on my nerves.  And, the Sunny D commercial creeps me out.
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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2004, 09:39:52 PM »

those insurance commercials, some are funny some are very stupid, the i saved money using geico i think it is. i hate that macy gray singin "walk this way" commercial, not many people can pull of singin with Mr. Tyler, she definitely cant!


commercials i love are red stripe and guiness strout *BRILLIANT* the levi's commercial where the dude takes his girlfriend flowers she lets him back in her apt. and he grabs his jeans and takes off before she comes back and she gets pissed and continues to throw his shit out the window! lol!


i usually channel surf during commercials.
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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2004, 11:53:24 PM »

Those maxi pad commercials really peeve me off... since when does blue blood drip from my crotch??  And how about the fact that they are now making no-noise maxi pads... so when you unwrap the package, no one in the bathroom can hear that you are *gasp* a woman who is changing her pad!!

Give me a break!!

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« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2004, 01:13:07 AM »

There are two I hate and think Freddie Mercury and Queen shouldnt of done.


The Coke C2 Commercial using Queen's "I want to break free"\

And the VIagra COmmercial using Queen's "We are the Champions"
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« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2004, 01:25:55 AM »

i hate those ebay commercials where they butcher frank sinatra's "my way"

i hate that stupid commercial where survivor are singing "supervisor" instead of eye of the tiger, wheres your fuckin musical integrity?

i agree about the we are the champions, that pisses me off when i see people whorin out freddie mercury after his death to a viagra commercial. tasteless shit!

i also hate those lebron james commercials where he is the chosen one and bernie mac is in church preachin about his court vision, i hate that gay  little song they play, it drives me crazy!
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« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2004, 10:29:53 AM »


i hate that stupid commercial where survivor are singing "supervisor" instead of eye of the tiger, wheres your fuckin musical integrity?

If I'm not mistaken is the lead singer of SURVIVOR the same guy also in those Bud Light Real American Hero commercials?
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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2004, 10:44:52 AM »

Geico and Ditech bug me the most...........
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« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2004, 10:33:38 PM »

i hate those ebay commercials where they butcher frank sinatra's "my way"


they're not butchering sinatra's version they're butchering sid vicious's version. well sid vicious already butchered it so much that i dont think it can be anymore if you get what i mean  hihi

hopefully we're talking about the same ad here, or else i'll look like a jackass.

hmmmmmm what ads do i hate?............i'll think of some later. i dont watch much tv.
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« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2004, 11:54:07 PM »

I hate those fuckin' McDonalds Chicken Selects commericals. NO ONE WANTS YOU GOD DAMNED CHICKEN. It's not funny gahhh
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« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2004, 01:08:07 PM »

meow mix comercial.. that damn song.. that god damned song..  crying
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« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2004, 01:20:50 PM »

Hate: The Six Flags commercial with "Venga Bus"
Makes me want to go to a nursing home and find the first person the resembles the bus driver and beat him untill I can't lift my arms anymore

Love: The Oil of Olay Polygraph Test "I'm 28"
She make me want to do something to myself till I can't lift my arm anymore. (She's not extra hot or anything, she just does it for me)
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« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2004, 05:23:27 PM »

99 % of the commercials out there, I hate.
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« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2004, 05:40:37 PM »

i think the only commercial i've ever had to run to the tv to shut off or close my ears/eyes is that dairy queen one with the guy who has the electronic mixer/masher tools "caught" in his tongue (i can't remember its name), and he and his wife start screaming bloody murder. holy god, how irritating!!!!!!!!!!  drool
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« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2004, 06:12:00 PM »

Oh gawd... that tongue in a blender was f'in irritating indeed.  I saw a few full length versions of that particular ad, and a week later, the scene where the dude get's his tongue all tangled up was cut out... only his screams of agony were televised... I wonder if people complained or something... and that was why the commercial was changed??  Because it was pretty disguisting. 
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« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2004, 06:22:32 PM »

i saw the edited version, too, and wondered about that. you still know what the hell's going on, but i wouldn't be surprised if people complained. the first time i ever saw it, i hated it.
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« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2004, 06:50:20 PM »

Okay, I'm kind of bragging, but I never have to watch commercials anymore except during sports games.  Get a Tivo or something similar everyone!  It's completely worth it.  Where I live, it's only a $10 setup fee plus an extra $5 a month for a box, there's no reason not to get one.

Like youngerformofaxl, I hate pretty much all commercials too.
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