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« Reply #280 on: April 20, 2006, 07:06:47 AM »
This is a riddle, thinks D

I must go to the spermbank and find a one eyed slut!! And fuck george! Yay!
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« Reply #281 on: April 20, 2006, 09:27:55 AM »
So D goes to the spermbank, where he bumps into Axl, who...
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« Reply #282 on: April 20, 2006, 09:31:57 AM »
... is ashamed that fans of his are taking part in such a shitty thread. He goes home, cries, never releases the new album and then dies.
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« Reply #283 on: April 20, 2006, 09:59:07 AM »
and then Skynyrd Girl kicks Jim's nuts for even THINKING of such a mean thing to say!!!


Then.... Jim wakes up and realizes that this is all a dream and this thread doesn't really exist..... hihi
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« Reply #284 on: April 20, 2006, 12:06:20 PM »
So, Jim grabs a baseball bat, slams Markus Asraelius in the back out of frusturation.

And, out of his pain and intolerance, Markus Asraelius says:
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« Reply #285 on: April 20, 2006, 12:24:10 PM »
"Ow you crazy fuckhead!! What the fuck did you do that for!!? Now let me twist your nuts!!"
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« Reply #286 on: April 20, 2006, 12:25:56 PM »
After the nuts got twist, Axl release CD and everyone lived happily ever after.

The End
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« Reply #287 on: April 20, 2006, 02:42:29 PM »
and we all had a huge debauched kinky orgy party to celebrate!! smoking
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« Reply #288 on: April 20, 2006, 03:00:01 PM »
And skynyrd was so happy cause richard wanted some ass on his head  hihi
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« Reply #289 on: April 20, 2006, 03:28:18 PM »
the dirt drives by, probably for the only time to inform Mr. Dick that Interscope released a disc of songs Axl had been working on, not Axl, since he is now dead.
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« Reply #290 on: April 20, 2006, 04:24:40 PM »
However Axl isnt really dead.

BotAxl is still alive and he kidnapped the real Axl, faked the real Axl's death, used another clone to pose as Axl's dead body and really has him hidden in a secret storage locker.

BotAxl was programmed by Scott  Weiland to ruin GNR's career.

BlueCut was waxing BotAxl's ass hair when he overheard the evil plan and he came to HTGTH to recruit soldiers to help free Axl.

Bluecut gets D,SLC,Kujo,Timothy,The Dirt,Chelle,Journey,Skynrd Girl and Dick Purple to help on the mission to free axl.

They have everything loaded into the car, they are on their way to stop Evil Axl Bot and SCott Weiland when all of a sudden...........................
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« Reply #291 on: April 20, 2006, 04:31:15 PM »
... They all die.

Apart from Chelle. And Journey. And... D, you and SLC can survive the accident, too. The rest of you? Dead.
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« Reply #292 on: April 20, 2006, 04:53:23 PM »
and then Skynyrd Girl and all the others who Jim pronounced dead came back from the dead and now had big fuckoff wings.... so we all flew to Scotty-boy Whineland's secret bunker and rescued Axl from inside....
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« Reply #293 on: April 20, 2006, 04:55:06 PM »
So Axl starts to work on a new album inspired by all that D mentioned.

Rumour has it that he will devote a song each to all those that perished in gallant efforts to bring the real him back.

He promised we will hear new music next summer.
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« Reply #294 on: April 21, 2006, 11:27:11 AM »
Quote from: Jim on April 20, 2006, 04:31:15 PM
... They all die.

Apart from Chelle. And Journey. And... D, you and SLC can survive the accident, too. The rest of you? Dead.

Thanks alot. I'm going to come back as a ghost and tell you the spoilers for every Lost episode than.
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« Reply #295 on: April 21, 2006, 01:15:16 PM »
Footnote number 1, page 15: Everybody else was crap at faking their death, apart from kujo. Hence his continual assumed death. Why was he so good? Because he's a witch! How do I know? Because he turned me into a newt!


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« Reply #296 on: April 21, 2006, 01:33:22 PM »
Jim and his Monty Python.

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« Reply #297 on: April 21, 2006, 02:36:08 PM »
monty python... i thought it was a garder snake.....
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« Reply #298 on: April 21, 2006, 08:33:26 PM »
Then, Jim's garder snake went mental and coiled itself around his leg... cutting off the circulation to his foot....


Suddenly, Jim's foot, deprived of blood, detatched itself from Jim's leg, grew a face, and bit the garder snake.... hihi
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« Reply #299 on: July 19, 2008, 06:13:00 AM »
....and turned into Sebastian Bach who was mighty pissed off because they cut off all his hair, this of course did not please the lizard king because.......


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