HTGTH posters GN'R outrageous story (fun topic)

[August 18th]

which made axl swear that he would never ever go on stage in bike shorts again

[Jamie]

.......Which made all of Axl's male fans incredibly happy, and they began slamming car doors in all the major cities world wide in celebration, and Axl's male fans made this horse a false idol which made someone very unhappy, someone called....

[August 18th]

D, who wanted the horse all to himself

[Tied-Up]

D... who had been newly rehabilitated and deprogrammed from his jon bon jovi worship, was still weak in spirit and needed a new source of inner peace.  He believed the horse was the key to his new path. 

But, soon D began to covet something the horse had that he didn't......

[August 18th]

which was a big, bulging...

[Kujo]

bag full of home demos of Jon Bon Jovi singing in the shower. D particularly was interested in the CD where Bon Jovi recites the alphabet. Everytime Bon Jovi would sing the letter "D", our D would get so excited thathe would........

[August 18th]

yell out "geromino!" and jump out the window

[Tied-Up]

which would prove particularly painful, because Tied-Up put a huge cactus plant outside D's window. 

While D was busy plucking cactus thorns out of himself, the horse ran away and found......

[D]

Tied Up who is extremely addicted to big....bulging.........................

[Timothy]

Cracker in the shape of ...

[D]

the rapper Fat Joe, dont ask Tied up has weird tastes

anyway the horse runs from Tied Up as any person with a penis would do  and D begans giving chase to the horse.

D hears moaning in a barn and hurries inside to see the horse, but the horse isnt alone, seems Timothy is auditioning for the Seabiscuit sequel if u know what I mean.

D shouts at Timothy "just cause u spend most of your time in a missionary position doesnt make u a missionary, now get off my fucking horse u no dick loser"

Timothy looks at D, flips him off, jumps on the horses back and takes off.

D sees a car in the distance being driven by Kujo, Kujo, who is a regular at beastiality.com is very sympathetic to D's needs and tells him to hop in.

they chase Timothy down but out of nowhere they are blindsided by.............

[Tied-Up]

The bright light in MCT's avatar. 

Tied-Up uses their blind moment to her advantage, and ties them up, and leaves them in the car.  Of course, the car they are in is the old pinto from page 11, which Kujo found abandoned on the side of the highway, and he managed to get running again.  Little did he know that the hampsters that run the wheel that make the engine go in the pinto were mutant hampsters from outer space.   

As D and Kujo struggle with their restraints and gags, the hamsters get hungry, and......

[*Izzy*]

eat the rope that Tied Up tied Kujo and D up with ( ) thus freeing them from their impending doom. Kuio and D quickly catch up with Timothy when Kujo realizes....

  Izzy?

[D]

that no matter how much he helps D, D will never give him a free shot with the horse thus leaving Kujo heartbroken.

Kujo realizes the only chance he has of stealing the horse's affection and having it all to himself is to turn on D.

Kujo is plotting his plan and exactly how he will do it when.........

[Tied-Up]

The cat stuck in Kujo's ass starts squirming inside Kujo, which causes severe bowel cramps for Kujo, and he falls to the ground, screaming in pain. 

D, unaware that Kujo has a cat stuck in his ass, thinks this is just some ploy of Kujo's to distract D so that he can steal the horse.  Meanwhile, in a spacecraft that is hovering overhead......

[*Izzy*]

Tied Up shouts maniacally and deploys an alien nuclear bomb....

  Izzy?

[journey]

But then the alien cat that was stuck in Kujo's rectum, spreads its wings and flies into space to deactivate the nuclear bomb.

Tied-Up becomes furious when she realizes that the cat was in fact Jon Bon Jovi.  She then decides to.....

[Jamie]

...Curse like a maniac because she thought she had ridden Jon Bon Jovi from her master-scheme, so she begins to plot how to be rid of Bon Jovi once and for all....

[Sin Cut]

..I'm confused, which Jon Bon Jovi has Axl as captive?..



...Tied-Up gets a call from Blue Cut who has infiltrated Jon Bon Jovi's evil Base as maid and quickly explains the situation and that Jon Bon Jovi is preparing the face-change as we speak.

"I heard you want to rid the world of the wickedness of Bon Jovi! Here's one, hurry up! He's been a very very bad boy!"

But really I/he made the call to get the diversion I/he needed to...

[D]

there are two Axls  regular Axl and Evil Axl Bot, D also feared Tied UP would reach Jon so he also cloned an Evil Jon Bon Jovi Bot

so the Bon Jovi bot has the real Axl captive for the face transplant, Bon Jovi Ice stopped Tied up

thats how the story has played out so far
anyway back to the story

call up Gunnerdownunder and get him to help out as he has the fastest Kangaroo in australia

earlier in the story Gunner helped in the plot to steal CD and was riding in his kangaroo when he was stopped

he is now back.

so blue cut and GDU get in the kangaroo pouch and head to stop JBJ.

D sees the kangaroo and screams "Oh Shit" as he knows what is about to happen.He kicks Kujo and tells him to get up, but Kujo' asshole is the size of basketball goal and D screams "I could fall into a barrel of titties and come out sucking a dick"

Jesus on a moped get up Kujo!!!!!!! We gotta stop this! Kujo just growns. D says fuck it and starts planning.

meanwhile........

Blue Cut and GDU arrive at the secret headquarters and they see Jon and Axl lying side by side ready for the transplant.


they are ready to sneak up and stop everything when Tied up crashes through the roof in her Penis shaped space shuttle.

Tied Up GDU and Blue Cut stop the surgery and they untie Axl

Axl thanks them and tells them for saving him he will let them hear Chinese Democracy only if they......................