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« Reply #220 on: June 28, 2005, 07:38:03 PM » |
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drops his two snakes from hell on Girlby's arm, thus forcing him to stop writing. Axl begins to rant at Slash, and the tension is building betweem the two, when suddenly...
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« Reply #221 on: June 29, 2005, 12:32:19 AM » |
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Slash offers him a shot of Jack and a tight 'twisty'.."let's just get on with it' he says as his hat tips low over his brow...
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« Reply #222 on: June 29, 2005, 09:08:41 AM » |
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..and Jon Bon Jovi crashes through the window and shoot's Axl with he's tranquilaizer-gun shouting "You're face will be mine!!"...
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« Reply #223 on: June 29, 2005, 09:35:41 AM » |
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before axl yells out "bon jovi can suck my dick" and proceeds to punch bon jovi in the mouth
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"funny how everything was roses when he held on to the guns"
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« Reply #224 on: June 29, 2005, 12:12:50 PM » |
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..but actually hits "D", who's has been gone through plastic surgery to become a bon jovi look-a-like and is under Bon Jovis "Dominate"-spell. D goes down with a groan and Axl feel a tranquilazer-dart sting his ass.
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« Reply #225 on: June 29, 2005, 12:31:32 PM » |
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near UI aapc's house. UI reaches for the key on the keyboard that locks this thread when....  Izzy? |
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« Reply #226 on: June 29, 2005, 12:40:38 PM » |
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..he notices someone has stolen the "Thread Lock"-key...
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« Reply #227 on: June 29, 2005, 01:20:34 PM » |
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desperate to lock the thread, he picks up his cell phone to call jarmo to lock it but...
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« Reply #228 on: June 29, 2005, 01:29:24 PM » |
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..Jarmo doesn't anwer since the beat-up D has gone to tell Jarmo that Jon Bon Jovi is going to steal Axls face and change the history of rock and roll, and Jarmo can't decide...
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« Reply #229 on: June 29, 2005, 01:34:54 PM » |
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so jarmo chugs down a bottle of Jack Daniels and falls asleep. meanwhile uy aapc searches franticly for the key when suddenly he remembers...
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« Reply #230 on: June 29, 2005, 02:12:25 PM » |
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.. that the big red "ban"-key is still there, so he's gonna ban us all on the thread and then on the forum, starting with Blue_Cut, but...
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« Reply #231 on: June 29, 2005, 02:19:43 PM » |
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N.I.B sees whats going on and sais "This could be dangerous". So he jumps into a phone botth and gets into his Superhero costume, Capatain Obvious. He confronts ui aapc and sais "Halt evil-doer!" ui aapc is stunned but then he...
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« Reply #232 on: June 29, 2005, 03:19:49 PM » |
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« Reply #233 on: June 29, 2005, 03:30:00 PM » |
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he tells jarmo to disable N.I.Bs account or Captain Obvious's account because you're only allowed to have one ( http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/board/index.php?action=profile;u=2670 :P) Izzy? |
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« Reply #234 on: June 29, 2005, 05:57:53 PM » |
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but jarmo is sound asleep with an empty bottle of jack daniels by his bedside and a porn magazine on his lap
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"funny how everything was roses when he held on to the guns"
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« Reply #235 on: June 29, 2005, 06:18:56 PM » |
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........it is an old copy of Playmullet that he got from D. D passed on his magazine stack to Jarmo because D now prefers to get turned on looking at...........
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« Reply #236 on: June 29, 2005, 08:09:18 PM » |
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mating horses
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« Reply #237 on: June 29, 2005, 08:33:42 PM » |
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its only one acocunt. I'm a superhero and Captain Obvious is my alter-ego  . im just using it for the story Continuing the story: Captain Obvious sees D staring at the mating Horses and sais "Snap out of it man". Just then, the horses digestive systems kicks in and in the pile of shit was found... |
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« Reply #238 on: June 29, 2005, 08:37:27 PM » |
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the one existing copy of chinese democracy which one of the horses stole from axl's garden table and swallowed
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« Reply #239 on: June 30, 2005, 09:56:02 AM » |
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......Along with Axl's bandana collection, and all his other clothes except for his American football jerseys and baggy trousers....
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