HTGTH posters GN'R outrageous story (fun topic)

[D]

holy shit!! I've been away visiting my girlfriend for 4 days and you all have killed me off,talked shit about Bon Jovi,gave me a penis enlargement!!!!!

I am disappointed!!! you all have let this story go to shit! nobody is allowed to end the story! Cmon!


Lets start this shit over!!!!


There is a knock on Axl's door and it is the original members of GNR.  They are there to reason and reconcile with Axl, Axl lets them inside tells them ok, lets talk.

Slash strikes a compromise, in the future we will always release 2 cds at once. One Axl's vision, the second GNRs vision, Axl ponders over this unique idea and decides........

[Dizzy]

..to refuse to do it unless they all sign a paper giving him ownership of the GNR name.  Duff, Izzy, Slash, and Steven simultaneously throw up their hands and say "Not this shit again!" and walk out.  Axl's reaction to this is...

[Eeebs]

To begin ringing the cow bell, 40 rings per minute for 5 minutes. 

[Doc Emmett Brown]

Izzy grabs the cow bell and hits Axl over the head with it.  Axl falls into a coma.

[insupportofaxl]

Izzy grabs the cow bell and hits Axl over the head with it.? Axl falls into a coma.

Izzy freaks the fuck out and calls 911.  911 arrive and rush axl to Cedars Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles.

With Axl in a coma, the ex-members of GN'R hold a vigil outside of Axl's hospital room door.

Izzy is beside himself for hurting Axl and takes his guitar and starts strumming to '14 years'.

Slash goes to get coffee and slips out his flask from underneath his shirt and spikes his coffee with JD.

No one can find Steven as he was last seen fliriting with the nurse in OR.

Duff is watching The Simpsons in the waiting room.

Back in Axl's room, Axl's mind drifts off into a deep, deep sleep.

(Axl is dreaming now)

Axl awakens and is astonished to find out that he is sitting next to Rumpelstiltskin.

Axl says............

[Eeebs]

Hey, who did your braids?

[Sin Cut]

...Rumpelstiltskin sits there and doesn't answer, Axl is getting frustrated (and plays with his hair), then he realize that everyone stands still in this world and the time has stopped, somehow it doesn't seem to affect Axl, so....

[liquidvirus]

so he decides to start a website under the name heretodaygonetohell.com and post under the pseudonym of jarmo and mysteron, because he thinks the world has stopped.
(this is the *actual* reason why CD has not been released, axl thinks time has stopped)
but one day when he's sleeping his phone rings.....

[Sin Cut]

and on the phone is Tracii Guns, and Axl wonders how can he receive the call when times has stopped for everyone else, and thinkin about it gives he and severe headache so he answers Tracii with a question "If time has stopped, do I really sleep when sleeping what feels to me like 2 hours but is really none everyone else", Tracii is bafled and blurts his evil plan by mistake. His evil plan is to...

[Eeebs]

re-work early demos of Hollywood Rose - just to see how far would Guns have to go to have Axl cry "lawsuit!!".

[Doc Emmett Brown]

Axl wakes from his coma.  But he has lost his memory. 

'Who am I?" he asks the Doctor. 

The doctor says 'You are William Bailey of Lafeyette, Indiana.  You need to go back there and start your life again'.

Axl aka Bill Bailey hitchikes a ride to Indiana to start his life anew.

[Mr Cowbell ?]

He hitched up with a Manly trucker who loves sweet little red heads. He puts in a Blue Oyster Cult cd and turns to the "Fear The Reaper" track. William Bailey turns to the man and says. "Hey this song needs MORE COWBELL" and pulls a Cow Bell out of his pocket and bangs it in the trucker's ear until....

[Eeebs]

The trucker losses control of the truck and drives into a ditch, the cowbell in turn, flys out of the window.  Axl slowly removes himself from the car.  He appears to be okay.  Thankfully, this does not mean another visit to the hospital.  But perhaps a long walk somewhere else.   

[badapple81]

Axl hitches a ride to NYC, gets out of the car and as he's walking down the street a big black man comes up to him and says "YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? URE IN THE JUNGLE BABY! URE GONNA DIE!" ..

[Mr Cowbell ?]

The black man turns out to be Reuben Studdard and he's hungry.....

[D]

Axl is runnin for his life when SLC,Kujo and Gunnerdownunder appear out of nowhere to take down Rueben with tranquilizer guns!

Axl says, " Thanks guys"! "I owe u one, anything u need just ask."


Skippydownunder says,? "well, we need jobs."? Kujo says," Yeah! we really could use that."

Axl replies," what happened?"? "Why are you unemployed?"

SLC says,"well, all three of us were working at the local sperm bank but got fired for drinking on the job"!? Axl then says..............................

[insupportofaxl]

Axl is runnin for his life when SLC,Kujo and Gunnerdownunder appear out of nowhere to take down Rueben with tranquilizer guns!

Axl says, " Thanks guys"! "I owe u one, anything u need just ask."


Skippydownunder says,? "well, we need jobs."? Kujo says," Yeah! we really could use that."

Axl replies," what happened?"? "Why are you unemployed?"

SLC says,"well, all three of us were working at the local sperm bank but got fired for drinking on the job"!? Axl then says..............................

......."Well, I used to front the greatest band of all time, but it fell apart and I am unemployed too.......well, not really unemployed.......you see, I have hired people to work for/with me on creating this unbelievable record called Chinese democracy........which by the way, won't be out anytime soon........but, regardless, all 8 members draw a paycheck and don't do a thing but go on solo tours to promote their shit.? I have some openings if you all want to be a part of it and experience the rockstar life".

Kujo and Skippydownunder jump at the fact to work for Axl.? But, SLC........he ponders the fact.

Axl says to SLC, "dude, why would you NOT want to be a part of this?"

SLC says, "Axl........because...............you see, I'd prefer to work for....................

[RichardNixon]

George W. Bush and start immoral wars based on flimsey evidence instead.

[Doc Emmett Brown]

SLC leaves to infiltrate the Bush campaign and turn the Republican Party into the Green Party.  Eventually, he runs for president with Ralph Nader as VP, and changes the face of America.

Meanwhile, D and Skippy have chosen to work for Axl and start a band in Indiana.  They try to get signed by a record label, so they ask...

[insupportofaxl]

the choir director from Axl's church if he knows any record company execs they can strike a deal with.  Axl's choir director looks puzzled and says.............