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« on: August 15, 2004, 09:43:49 PM »

You can say whatever you want..............be outrageous.......be realistic........just have fun and make this something we can piece together so it can be read as a story Cheesy

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I signed onto my computer one day and to my amazement, I saw that GN'R had finally announced a release date for Chinese Democracy and an upcoming world tour that kicked off in Philadelphia, PA........................................


(okay, someone add the next sentence.  keep it going fellow posters  peace)
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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2004, 10:24:07 PM »

upon seeing, this i quickly called up my friend by the name of...
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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2004, 10:28:03 PM »

Duff McWhalen and asked him if he wanted to....
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« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2004, 10:51:04 PM »

design a few posters and signs for the upcoming concert. 
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Its something different and will be a big surprise


« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2004, 11:11:16 PM »

and he said, na i rather call mtv and request the fuk out of the hit single "TWAT"
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« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2004, 12:04:43 AM »

and mtv wouldn't play it cause they said it wasn't rap enuff. Then Axl sued them. Slash walked in and talked to Axl! They went to a studio to re-record all the fake and unreleased songs and made a cd but.......
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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2004, 12:09:22 AM »

One of Slash's snakes got loose in the studio and it bit Axl in the penis.
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2004, 12:26:27 AM »

(Haha... now this has so many possibilities!! But I will keep it clean Smiley)

Axl all of a sudden began to do his imfamous snake dance, faster and faster... faster than ever before! 
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2004, 12:30:38 AM »

Slash thought Axls new snakedance was too complicated for him so he left the room and in came buckethead making this weird funkadellic noise and robin pissing off mtv execs because he was putting all these wierd pictures all over the walls and windows...
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2004, 07:27:49 AM »

so Slash's snake eats one of Bucketheads chickens
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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2004, 09:35:58 AM »

after Buckethead realizes what happend to one of his chickens he takes his nunchucks and go's after Slash...
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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2004, 10:10:56 AM »

But, suprisingly enough, steps through a wormhole and, after countless  adventures in time&space, ends up in  a twisted alternative universe  where Axl Rose is actually a...'
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« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2004, 11:49:16 AM »

giant robot bent on ruling the world..
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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2004, 11:55:56 AM »

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« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2004, 02:33:10 PM »

Axl decided one day to use his yoodling powers to take over MTV and...
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« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2004, 04:29:00 PM »

VH1 got wind of what Axl was doing for MTV and got envious, so VH1 called Axl and said, "Mr. Rose do we have a great......................"
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« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2004, 04:31:14 PM »

Idea for you. We have Courtney Love in a cage and you can do...
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« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2004, 04:42:12 PM »

 the Art-Movie based on this French script we have had lying around for ages, called Le Fistfuck Magnificiante, which by the way....
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« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2004, 06:47:49 PM »

will require you to have a sex change operation, but you will be paid one billion dollars and given....
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« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2004, 09:06:06 PM »

a new haircut
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