HTGTH posters GN'R outrageous story (fun topic)

[Mr Cowbell ?]

Arent you that young red head named William who spent many EXTRA hours backstage working hard with me to perfect your singing in the church choir. Those tender moments we shared hugging, naked were priceless. I always thought Paradise City was written about our times together.

To which Axl blushes and..

[insupportofaxl]

Arent you that young red head named William who spent many EXTRA hours backstage working hard with me to perfect your singing in the church choir. Those tender moments we shared hugging, naked were priceless. I always thought Paradise City was written about our times together.

To which Axl blushes and..

says, "no, you have me confused with Sebastian Bach".

Axl leaves and decides he has had enough of Indiana and takes a greyhound bus bound for................

[liquidvirus]

India!
so that he can meet the ever - mystifying liquidvirus and.....

[Jaded]

India!
so that he can meet the ever - mystifying liquidvirus and.....

fuck some indian sheep.. like he felt he had done in a past life but in reality....

[Sin Cut]

India!
so that he can meet the ever - mystifying liquidvirus and.....

fuck some indian sheep.. like he felt he had done in a past life but in reality....

...it was some friend of D'sjunglesnake, in India Axl decides it time for leather-time-Axl and some serious hard rock n' roll! Yeah! So he decides to ask around and see if there's a club hard enough to survive the Guns N' Roses, second coming!

Leather-Axl walks to this punk across the street and....

[Jaded]

...notices how he is taking photos of Axl.
"Hey take that, take that" Axl screams to anyone who is listening, "get over there and take that!... I'll take it goddamnit!!"
Axl hits the punk n gets his camera, people pull Axl away.
"Thanks to you lame-ass Indians, i'm going home!!" He slams the camera down n walks away.. heading for the airport....

[Eeebs]

At the airport, while waiting for his flight for Tahati to take off, Axl finds himself in the first class lounge, surrounded by a few other celebrities, including...

[Rocket_queen125]

the likes of Rod Stewart, Richard Simmons, Sting and this thing (CLICK HERE ---->>>?

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/0307/gallery.cruz.obit/2000.grammy.jpg

[D]

the likes of Rod Stewart, Richard Simmons, Sting and this thing (CLICK HERE ---->>>?

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/0307/gallery.cruz.obit/2000.grammy.jpg

Axl says holy shit your hair is blue my hair is red, if we sit together we will look like  big flame, especially if Sting with his blonde hair sits between us.

The plane all of a sudden hits a turbulence patch and the engines go the plane is rocking and then....................................

[liquidvirus]

axl screams
you gonna dieeeeee.....thinking that this is the end axl decides it's time to tell sting the REAL truth about..

[Jamie]

.......Every previous GnR album being recorded by a group of aliens from a distant galaxy with their face where their ass should be and their ass halfway up their spine and just a blank orange canvas where their face should be. This is why Chinese Democracy is taking so long, Axl is trying to meet the standards of these amazing space aliens who have perfected rock and roll in the guise of Axl, Slash and the boys......

[August 18th]

in the hood

[D]

Sting looks at Axl and says, there is something I must tell you before we go down in this plane crash

Axl..... I am your father.

Axl jumps out of his seat with astonishment and.............

[Tied-Up]

decides that D must pay for bringing this damned thread back from no-whereland.  He opens his gun cabinet and...

[D]

pulls out an AK-47 assault rifle, drives to D's house where D recites a MCGann haiku poem and instantly hypnotizes Axl with it as Axl has been opened through his hypnosis and while hypnotized a certain code was placed in his head that could be only opened witha certain Haiku poem.

He is now evil Axl under D's control.

D sends evil Axl over to Tied up's cribbage and she eagerly accepts him with great excitement considering the major hard on she has for him.

Axl asks her to the bedroom and she is off and running before Axl can kick his converse off.

she gets in the room and axl throws her down, and ties her up.

Tied up *no pun intended* she begins to get really excited

Axl suddenly remembering the command D gave him, handcuffs her to the bed where she cannot move, goes over to her CD player and puts 5 Bon Jovi CDs into her disc changer, turns it up full of blast and leaves it on repeat.

he turns off the lights and exits her house.

evil Axl returns to D with the good news of the mission.

D isnt finished using his evil Axl bot just yet , so he whispers the next command to evil axl which is............................

[Tied-Up]

but before D can bark out his orders to Axl, Axl receives a mind altering telepathic message from Tied-Up, and he returns to Tied-Up's house, turns OFF the bon jovi, and keeps me Tied-Up... (that is my name, after all? ) then, leaves to carry out the second part of the telepathic orders...

To destroy every single copy of every album ever recorded by Bon Jovi.? What most of the world doesn't know, is that Bon Jovi has secret subliminal messages in their recordings designed to make everyone use large quantities of aquanet on their hair.? (Unbeknownst to most of the world, Jon Bon Jovi owns stock in Aquanet, and since he has no talent to speak of, he is instead trying to control our minds so that he can reap a fortune by making us use these hair products).?

So, Axl sets out on his quest to destroy all the horrific, mind-altering Bon Jovi recordings and free the world from Project Aquanet......

[Jamie]

...Jon Bon Jovi hears of this and decides to challenge Axl Rose to a fight to the death, but there is one clause.....

[D]

Axl must destroy the number one bon jovi nemesis tied up. She cannot be allowed to live and cause harm to bon jovi's career since she revealed the shocking sercret of the aqua net business.

Axl, who shared a stake in the same company decides to go along with it .

Tied up is an evil vicious monster, so Axl,Jon and D plan over an attack strategy.

Just as they are planning the strategy they are suddenly ambushed by Tied up who has a small army of her own that consists of...............

[N.I.B]

3 obise people, hitler's corpse, and a 500 of undead squires from the other dimension.

The fightng is fierce and bloddy untill a hero, a majestic and awosme force, appears. The warriors stare in awe and say his name...

[Jamie]

........"Lionel Ritchie", they fall on their knees and avert their eyes for his power is just to awesome and majestic for them. Lionel looks at them and says.........