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« on: August 12, 2004, 02:00:04 AM »
2004

June- Contraband is released. It debuts on the US charts at number one.

July- VR play the US.

August- VR play Europe.

September- VR close the 2004 MTV Music Video Awards.

October- Contraband goes double platinum.

November- Scott Weiland runs into Axl Rose at an airport. They are overheard arguing. Axl is reported to have said to Weiland's wife "shut your bitch up or your going down to the pavement." The two men get into a physical altercation and are both arrested. The US leg of the tour is postponed.

December- Weiland works as a mall Santa in LA as part of his probation.

2005

January-March VR tour the States.

April- VR record their new album in LA.

May- The new VR album Shark Sandwich is released.

June- VR announce an international world tour with Yanni.

July-September- The VR/Yanni tour goes through the US, Japan and Europe. The shows are sellouts, but fans of both artists agree that it is an unusual pairing.

October- Disaster strikes the tour. At a show in Vancouver, Yanni is lit on fire. He is rushed to the hospital. VR goes on. Weiland sings one song and then throws his mike down and runs off the stage. The show is canceled and a riot follows. Thosands of headbangers and new-age lovers are injured.

November- Shark Sandwich receives the diamond award.

December- Weiland must again work as a mall Santa as part of his probation

2006:

January- Weiland releases a four song EP titled Crazy From the Crack. The EP includes four covers--"Easy Street" "Just a Gigolo (I Ain't Got Nobody" "California Girls" and "Cocanut Grove."

February- "California Girls hits number one on the US singles chart.

March- "Just a Gigolo" reaches the top 5 in the US.

April- Scott Weiland is sued by David Lee Roth for plagiarism.

May- Weiland announces his departure from VR. He states that he is leaving rock n roll because he has found Jesus and wants to dedicate his life to God.

June- Slash refoms Snakepit with Eric Dover.

July- Snakepit records a new album at Slash's home in LA.

September- Snakepit releases two separate albums- Ain't Life Grand When It's Five O Clock Somewhere I and II. The albums have the unique distincion of going straight to the cut-out bin the day they are released.

October- Snakepit joins the "Rock Never Stops" tour with the LA Guns, Warrant, Dokken, and Poison.

November- Weiland leaves the church and moves to Maine and marries UK singer Boy George.

December- Weiland and George file for an annulment

2014:

September-Velvet Revolver make a surprise appearance at the 2014 MTV Music Video awards. Weiland is the sole remaining member. The new VR lineup consists of Wes Borland (gtr) Domino Pizza Head (gtr) Alex Van Halen (drms) and Flea (bass).

October- The new VR plays the States.

November- A tour is cancelled after VR fails to show up at a gig.

December- Weiland disbands the new VR and goes on tour with Axl Rose.


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« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2004, 04:30:15 AM »
 Undecided not really getting it.......you should try harder to be funny or leave it to the pros.
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2004, 04:43:05 AM »
You obviously have no knowledge of Spinal Tap (Shark Sandwich ref), David Lee Roth, the Axl/Kurt incident, or of Guns N' Roses rant
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« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2004, 11:02:55 AM »
I thought it was funny
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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2004, 11:12:32 AM »
It was good up until Shark Sandwich...after that...I lost ya Huh
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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2004, 03:35:50 PM »
Quote from: RichardNixon on August 12, 2004, 02:00:04 AM
November- Scott Weiland runs into Axl Rose at an airport. They are overheard arguing. Axl is reported to have said to Weiland's wife "shut your bitch up or your going down to the pavement." The two men get into a physical altercation and are both arrested. The US leg of the tour is postponed.

December- Weiland works as a mall Santa in LA as part of his probation.

December- Weiland must again work as a mall Santa as part of his probation

April- Scott Weiland is sued by David Lee Roth for plagiarism.

September- Snakepit releases two separate albums- Ain't Life Grand When It's Five O Clock Somewhere I and II. The albums have the unique distincion of going straight to the cut-out bin the day they are released.

November- Weiland leaves the church and moves to Maine and marries UK singer Boy George.

December- Weiland and George file for an annulment

2014:

September-Velvet Revolver make a surprise appearance at the 2014 MTV Music Video awards. Weiland is the sole remaining member. The new VR lineup consists of Wes Borland (gtr) Domino Pizza Head (gtr) Alex Van Halen (drms) and Flea (bass).

October- The new VR plays the States.

November- A tour is cancelled after VR fails to show up at a gig.

December- Weiland disbands the new VR and goes on tour with Axl Rose.




i thought these were very funny! Escpecially the Domina Pizza Head!!!  rofl rofl rofl Yeah, I'm not a big fan o Bucketwhack.....
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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2004, 12:57:09 PM »
Quote from: RichardNixon on August 12, 2004, 04:43:05 AM
You obviously have no knowledge of Spinal Tap (Shark Sandwich ref), David Lee Roth, the Axl/Kurt incident, or of Guns N' Roses rant

Yeah i got the references.......just still thought it was kind of stupid.  Eh you tried though.
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2004, 03:13:38 PM »
I own Spinal Tap now that movie is funny, this really isnt too funny, sorry to say but plugging in VR mentions into the GnR timeline doesnt cut it for me.


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October- Snakepit joins the "Rock Never Stops" tour with the LA Guns, Warrant, Dokken, and Poison.
What's wrong with the Poison they havnt hit that low yet. and I hope Slash doesnt need money that bad
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« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2004, 02:29:52 PM »
Funny stuff man
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« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2004, 03:39:37 PM »
Quote from: bill213 on August 13, 2004, 12:57:09 PM
Quote from: RichardNixon on August 12, 2004, 04:43:05 AM
You obviously have no knowledge of Spinal Tap (Shark Sandwich ref), David Lee Roth, the Axl/Kurt incident, or of Guns N' Roses rant

Yeah i got the references.......just still thought it was kind of stupid.? Eh you tried though.

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« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2004, 08:36:59 PM »
Looks as though ya got everything mapped out Tongue Smiley
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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2004, 01:49:55 AM »
I got a laugh out of it.
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« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2004, 03:38:38 PM »
Looks like somebody has way too much time on his hands.
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« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2004, 07:41:14 PM »
I found it funny  hihi
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« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2004, 08:47:24 AM »
Quote from: Dave_Rose on August 18, 2004, 07:41:14 PM
I found it funny? hihi

I just...found it.
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of course there is no us and them, but them they do not think the same
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« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2004, 10:41:39 PM »
Quote from: Frusciante on August 19, 2004, 08:47:24 AM
Quote from: Dave_Rose on August 18, 2004, 07:41:14 PM
I found it funny? hihi

I just...found it.

How witty...
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« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2004, 09:09:46 AM »
yeah, about as witty as the thread..
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« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2004, 09:15:23 AM »
Okay, I really don't see this going anywhere.. I'll lock it.
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