SLASH hearing CHINESE DEMOCRACY for the first time ...

[RnT]

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Slash gets a copy of CHINESE DEMOCRACY and go listen in his 17667829 x 6726060 m? living room:

Slash: "Ahhhhhhhh ... let?s see ..."

first 46 seconds...

Slash: "hmmm..."



2? song ...

Slash: "holy fu** ... who?s that guitarrist maaaannn ...? how can he do it? let me see..."



2? song yet ...

" truuuuu .... truuuuuu - / PHONE RINGING / - .... hey, Duff? did you he ... yeah ... yeah ... I KNOW!!!  HOW CAN HE SCREAM LIKE THAT DUDE!?! "



3? song ...

Slash phone:

" .... truuuuu ... truuuuuu  - / PHONE RINGING / - ... hello? Slash here ..." ( 3? song still in the background ... )



AXL: " A HA! GOTCHA !" * CLICK*

Slash: " damn you red hair ... stupid motherfucker ... asshole ... dickhead " ( Slash grambling ... )

4? song ...

Slash: " this album ... too good ... tooo good ... thats not right ...  things are not made to be this way... "



4? song yet ...



Slash: " Well, at least he had my face on his arm ... people will know me"



 
I LOVE BOTH

[younggunner]

thats one of the funniest things ive seen...That desrves a nominatipn for whenever the awards come around....


When Slash first hears CD he will say "Holy Fuck now every interview I do is going to ask about this album and how Axl was sane enough to put together a masterpiece with these freaks"

Sorum will be liek "cmon you guys...then they all run the other way"

[Voodoochild]

Renato, you really don't have a life, hahhaahhaahaahhaaha...
No problem, I don't have one too..  
Funny stuff. Some Slash/VR fans will kill you, you know...  

[Stupid Head]

  poor Slash

[Informer4.0]

This would be funny...if CD was out!

[Bill 213]

Haha that cracked me up......nice work.

[Mutherfunker]

Man, you have a lot of time on your hands....

You've spent is wisely.    

@#$%Muther

[darkmonth]

As ... belly aching as that was... ahem... I am 100% sure whatever Axl does will not surprise Slash.  Don't forget, while Slash hasn't played on this stuff, he has heard some of it anyway.  During his time in GnR for those last years... Axl will have brought stuff to the band...

Anyway, I am sure Axl will make a great record.  But it wont be a rock n roll one and thats what Slash wanted.  So both sides will be fine.

[bolton]

hahahhahahaahhahahahahahahhahaa

[MeanBone]

  i can actually imagine slash doing all that LOL. poor loser, getting stuck with scott... when he could've had a God... oh well, drugs will eventually make you do bad choices, ditching Axl being one of them.

[SADIS]

i can actually imagine slash doing all that LOL. poor loser, getting stuck with scott... when he could've had a God... oh well, drugs will eventually make you do bad choices, ditching Axl being one of them.

You are a pretty big loser if you actually think of Axl as a God. How sad is that? Velvet Revolver at least made a decent Rock N' Roll record and they were able to release it within a year.

Axl will make a fine record but it won't be Rock N' Roll . And what sort of God is he if he can't even release it within 10 years? You know why isn't releasing it? Because he is still looking for something. And that something is the 3 guys he pushed away. He knows it as well as Slash. They belong together as a band, and not that stupid clown looking "nu" band.

[Skeletor]

Velvet Revolver at least made a decent Rock N' Roll record
Axl will make a fine record but it won't be Rock N' Roll

So what if it isn't rock n' roll? What is your point? Please elaborate.

[SADIS]

Velvet Revolver at least made a decent Rock N' Roll record
Axl will make a fine record but it won't be Rock N' Roll

So what if it isn't rock n' roll? What is your point? Please elaborate.

My point is that he's bitching about VR and that he should shut up because they made a decent Rock N Roll record. In its genre they made a good record that was very needed in these times with Linkin Park as a standard to rock music.

If Axl doesn't make a rock n roll record it won't bother me but I got hooked to GNR because of AFD. And that's a Rock N Roll defining record. And anyone who is a GNR fan became a fan because of the rock music they made. And VR made a good rock record so people should stop bitching about them. They're good.

[AxlsMainMan]

  Good work RnT, that was the funniest thing Ive seen on here in probably forever.

[MeanBone]

hey sad... whatever the hell your name is. if you have such low expectations that a cd like contraband gives everything you want, that's fine by me, but don't come bitchin about Axl, he's a Rock God cuz he's records with Gn'r proved his talent. slash and company only enjoyed the ride of working with such a brilliant mind as Axl, Besides if Slash is that good, how come all of his solo efforts and contraband can't even reach Axl's songs from the gnr days.
as far as i'm concerned Slash is a good guitar player. but Axl always led him to sucess cuz he had the vision and the gift to make music great. Axl makes the diference between an ordany or decent rock cd as you put it, and a piece of art that will be around for years.
i'll sure as hell wanna wait for something brilliant rather than getting all excited with a record that isn't half as good as people make of it. if it sold that much is only because it had 3 former gnr member's. the lyrics suck, and the ballads are just scary. it has some good rock songs like dirty little thing. but that's not that far behind from slash's snakepit  

[C0ma]

So what if it isn't rock n' roll? What is your point? Please elaborate.

So what if it isn't Rock and Roll???
I understand that SADIS, is making a stupid point without hearing CD, but your comeback (which has been a popular comeback since the release of Contraband) is ridiculous.

Guns N' Roses were "the" Rock and Roll band. I understand that everyone in here thinks that Axl is a genius (some more than others), but I came here (and stayed) because Guns "the Rock band" is (was) incredible. My love for Axl doesn't trancend all boundries, if CD changes the sound of Guns N Roses that accutely I will be very disappointed. I am a member at a Guns N Roses Fansite and not a New Edition site for a reason...........as Dee Snider said...... "I Wanna Rock"...... not drive in my car, sway to the rythym of Axl's version of a Michael Bolton Ballad Album.

Why is it so hard for people in this forum to realize that the majority of GnR fans are looking for a Rock and Roll album, not Axl's Grand Masterpeice. He's a Rock and Roll frontman not John Williams.

[SADIS]

hey sad... whatever the hell your name is. if you have such low expectations that a cd like contraband gives everything you want, that's fine by me, but don't come bitchin about Axl, he's a Rock God cuz he's records with Gn'r proved his talent. slash and company only enjoyed the ride of working with such a brilliant mind as Axl, Besides if Slash is that good, how come all of his solo efforts and contraband can't even reach Axl's songs from the gnr days.
as far as i'm concerned Slash is a good guitar player. but Axl always led him to sucess cuz he had the vision and the gift to make music great. Axl makes the diference between an ordany or decent rock cd as you put it, and a piece of art that will be around for years.
i'll sure as hell wanna wait for something brilliant rather than getting all excited with a record that isn't half as good as people make of it. if it sold that much is only because it had 3 former gnr member's. the lyrics suck, and the ballads are just scary. it has some good rock songs like dirty little thing. but that's not that far behind from slash's snakepit  

Make fun of my name, if that's what you like. But it's made of the first characters of the guys who made AFD. To me, THAT'S Guns N Roses. You can think I'm the most stupid person on earth for saying that.

I never said I think that Axl will deliver a mediocre album. Hell, I know for sure it will be the best. Axl is my fave singer of all times too. But from what I've heard (Madagascar, OMG, The blues and Chinese Democracy) I can only say I like the Blues and Madagascar. And I think they would have sounded a lot cooler if they were played in the original GNR line-up. And I never said that CB is that great, but in times like these, with no Axl or GNR it's the best I can get. And no Slash ain't the best songwriter, but I still prefer him over Buckethead as a solo guitarist in GNR.

I just don't get the vibe with the new GNR. I miss something, and that something is Slash, Duff and Izzy. They made this vibe that touched something in me, and yeah I think they are genuine enough to say that without them that vibe ain't there.

And art doesn't exist, that's just a bunch of crap. Good music does exist, and Axl made it. But over the tunes Izzy, Slash and Duff played and wrote. No Slash, no SCOM. No Izzy, no Patience or Don't Cry. And no Axl, no OIAM/Estranged/ etc. All together they were great, and I still have to see if Axl can pull it off all by himself.

[Mikkamakka]

don't come bitchin about Axl, he's a Rock God cuz he's records with Gn'r proved his talent. slash and company only enjoyed the ride of working with such a brilliant mind as Axl

  Funniest post ever.   Axl didn't write a fuckin' note to AFD besides the vocal melodies. Does the rest of the stuff suck? No. And if I were you, I wouldn't write anything about music with a Robin Finck picture in my avatar. Slash is the best guitarist ever, GN'R was made by 5 guys. Believe me, none of them could have been that successful without each others. And the Nu-GN'R... I'm happy youl ike it, but these songs are definitely the ones that are good only because of Axl's work, and the others' ideas just... Hm, well. It's rare to hear a song that lacks musical brainstorm as much as Chinese Democracy or Silkworms. Riyadh is a mediocre chaos, Madagascar is nothing special with a boring guitar solo, The Blues would be interesting if it wasn't a NR copy, OMG has toneless guitar in the middle... and we haven't heard more in the last 7 years since GN'R is not else, but Axl's solo project. I hope he'll release the album some day, but I'm afraid things won't happen in the way as the topic's first post says, because Axl and Slash will be all dead by then. I hope I'm wrong.

[MeanBone]

i agree with you  

[Doc Emmett Brown]

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^ ahh, now that's the funniest part.  You should have said Nov 2004 to get people excited.  

You want me to laugh at Slash, but all you did was make me remember how cool he was in GNR.  Those are awesome photos.

I LOVE BOTH

So do I.  And I think he will like CD (we all will) because it's gonna be great. But that doesnt mean Slash would also like to have been a part of it.  You can like great albums without wanting to play on them.