The "why do people do that?" thread

[Oddy]

Ok basically just post completely pointless and annoying things people to in the same vein as my examples:


"People that put tissue boxes at the backs of their cars(the back window area). How in the hell, when they're up the front, gonna sneeze, get to the back seat, pick up the tissues, get back in the drivers seat and drive again. All while driving? It's just pointless. It's always people driving by themselves that do this. Or maybe they stop suddenly so the tissue box goes flying to the front."

"People that use the word guesstimate. I mean an estimate really is a guess, why the fuck invent a new word for the same thing"

"People that pronounce the letter H as Haich, i don't care which one is right, but pronouncing it like that just annoys me"

"People that abbreviate everything, then combine stuff. Over msn some people have a whole conversation of "omglmaoroflcyndt" translation: "oh my god laugh my ass off rolling on the floor laughing can you not do that".......combinations like that are the epitome of laziness"

"People that feel like they have to comment on you. Like people that say to a bold friend "hey, i think you're goin bold". Well numnuts i think the person knows that already, you think the person never sees their OWN head and need you to update them like a news show. People always manage to do this at the most innopportune times." NOTE: I am not bold, just on behalf of bold people.

ah well thats all i can think of, and they're crap because they're from my head.


and on behalf of Dizzy:

"People that constantly misuse they're, there and their"

Yep, they're, all done. I think i've summed it all up i couldn't have put any more in their. But, there all gonna think of better ones.    


Edit: Ignore the name of the thread, just write your things like i have, "People that blah blah" etc

[matt88]

Why do people constantly txt msg when a quick simple phone call will answer their questions and save money

Eg


Friend: We meeting at the mall at 8:30 man?

Me: Yes c ya then

Friend: Can u bring my cd?

Me: Yes

Friend: Cool, is (as an example i'll say a name) Michael comming?

Me: For fucks sake, yes, u already knew that. Cya later

Friend: Alright i was just asking a question.

Yes and wasting my fucken credit cocksucker

Does that qualify as a "Why do people do that"?

[Oddy]

yes yes perfect! i'll come back with more later.

i think i've named the thread wrong.

because i write "people that blah blah blah"

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

(well the 1st one is from seinfeld, but it is so true )
people that says "thank you" when someone tell them that they have a nice shirt or nice shoes ....  it's like the made the shirt  


people that say " how are you" and never care and don't even wait for an answer.

when u jizz in your g/f mouth and she wants to kiss you on the mouth right after .......  

[matt88]

(well the 1st one is from seinfeld, but it is so true )
people that says "thank you" when someone tell them that they have a nice shirt or nice shoes ....  it's like the made the shirt  


people that say " how are you" and never care and don't even wait for an answer.

when u jizz in your g/f mouth and she wants to kiss you on the mouth right after .......  

Hahaha i'm with u on  that one

"Why do chicks do that"

[D]

when people pull out in front of u and go very very slow  and then turn off a quarter  of a mile down the road on a 2 lane road that is!


when someone calls u and asks "where ya at"  where did u call motherfucker!

[Oddy]

(well the 1st one is from seinfeld, but it is so true )

i honestly did not know that. damn!

"people that don't pronounce the S in specifically. So they say pecifically. We're not talking about an ocean here"

[Evolution]

when people protest that they are right in the most bizarre situations when they are obviously wrong because of theyre stupid pride

[Oddy]

girls that say "just because i am dressed this way does not make me a slut". To steal a line from dave chappele, "i could do the same thing, walk around in a police uniform. People might come running and say "officer officer" well i'd say HEY!........just because i am dressed like this........does NOT make me a police officer" man dave chappele is one funny bastard.
 

[Oddy]

people that smoke when they're next to you, and are't polite enough to blow the smoke in a different direction to save your lungs.

[Oddy]

people that, when sitting next to them in a classroom or something abruptly say out loud a line like "for the last time, [insert name here] stop touching my leg" or "dude stop saying you wanna do the teacher!" They embarass the crap out of you if you can't come back with a witty line quick.

[Izzy]

I work in a supermarket at the mo - so as u can imagine all i see all day is stupidity

For example - why has the store just recieved 300 trolleys worth ?100,000 when the carpark capacity has not increased - how is going to use them?

Why do really short old people try and reach all the way across a checkout to reach a bag they can't physically get to when they would have no problem if they simply walked 2 paces

[Oddy]

people that post several messages in a row on a message board when they could have put them all in to one post

[Oddy]

people that post a pointless message on a message board just to reach a specific amount of posts.






yaaaaaay 200

[SLCPUNK]

"How is the grilled Salmon prepared?"

"What kind of dressing is in the caesar salad?"

"What is mint jelly?"

 

[Oddy]

"How is the grilled Salmon prepared?"

"What kind of dressing is in the caesar salad?"

"What is mint jelly?"

 

thats some funny shit.

[Oddy]

People that rename songs on kazaa to something completely different. Do you know how many of my friends were absolutely positive that Creedence Clearwater Revival sung sweet home alabama because of that.

[Chris Misfit]

"People that pronounce the letter H as Haich, i don't care which one is right, but pronouncing it like that just annoys me"

When it's the difference between walking home, and going home in an ambulance you'd pronounce it different.

People who always start sentences with "At the end of the day" or people (Antrim bastards) who say "like" after everything...."Headin to the pub, like?"

When people who drive rush to get to a red light.
When people in cars won't stop to let you cross the road when it's raining. It's fucking wet you bastards, have some compasion and let me cross!
When people who drive move that inch toward another car, when theres a jam.
Drivers are dumb.

[Oddy]

People that think mountain dew makes yours balls/penis shrink and/or lower your sperm count. What are these people scientists?


People that say "what am i, a doctor?"


People that say ask a question then end it with "or". So they say, "dude are you gonna come to the pub or......................." and they wait for you to answer. or what? that or is useless.

[Sin Cut]

No one mentioned this ??

Fat girls that are dressed in "sexy" clothing. I mean, how bizarre can someones self image be? Liek, if you weight thrice the model on the ad, it can't look good on you, right? right.