>10. Give us a touring memory about the following cities:
>St. Louis = RIVERPORT.....A LITTLE INCIDENT THERE, I REMEMBER RUSHING AXL TO THE CAR AND WATCHING THE SHIT HIT THE FAN!....
>Vancouver = BAD TIMING....JET PROBLEMS
>Detroit = PALACE AT AUBURN HILLS, GETTING A 25,000 BILL FROM THE PROMOTER BECAUSE DUFF GOT FUCKED UP AND TRASHED A DRESSING ROOM AND CATERING ROOM!
>Tokyo = TOKYO DOME, LOVE MR.UDO.GOOD SHOPPING,ME AND AXL ALWAYS MAKE IT A POINT TO HIT THE RAPONGI DISTRICT.
>Atlanta = HOME OF MY MAN J.DUPREE....WHATS UP SON?
>Phoenix = COOPERSTOWN. BEST WINGS AROUND!..GOLFIN WITH ALICE
>Chicago = GREAT PIZZA.....AND FANS!
>Rio, Brazil = I REMEMBER AXL GETTING ROBBED FOR HIS 30,000 ROLEX OUTSIDE OUR HOTEL BY SOME THUGS, I WAS WITH SLASH AND MATT THAT DAY, AXL WENT OUT ALONE, WHICH HE KNOOWS WAS BAD......DONT LIKE IT THERE.......BEAUTIFUL, BUT DANGEROUS.....
>LAS VEGAS = LOVE IT......SAM BOYD STADIUM 1991 WE KILLED!
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>11. Have there ever been any annoying celebrities or rock stars that have wanted to meet Axl that you had to deal with, and if so, who was a pain in the ass?
>OWEN WILSON, HE CAME TO THE MSG SHOW IN NEW YORK, HE HAD LIKE 5 GUESTS AND HE TRIED TO WALK THEM ALL INTO AXLS DRESSING ROOM, HE WOULDNT HAVE MADE IT TO THE DRESSING ROOM ALONE, NEVERMIND WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WE DONT KNOW OR CARE ABOUT....
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>12. Other than Axl, what rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?
>VINCE NEIL......FOR RUNNING HIS MOUTH A DECADE LATER ABOUT HIS FEUD WITH AXL, AS THEY SAY "GET IN THE RING MOTHER FUC*@R!
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>13. It was reported that Slash or any past GNR members were not allowed at the Guns N Roses concert last New Year’s Eve in Las Vegas and that Slash got the denied at the door. What was the story about that? Were you instructed to not let any past members in the venue?
>- MORE TABLOID BULLSHIT!...SOMEONE AT THE HOUSE OF BLUES SAID THEY SAW SLASH THE NIGHT BEFORE AND HE SAID HE WAS GONNA COME DOWN..IT MADE AXL A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE SO DOUGIE DECIDED TO NOT ALLOW SLASH PASSES....HE COULDVE COME AND RELAXED IN THE BACK......SLASH MILKS THAT STORY TOO....
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>14. The Chicago Sun-Times has recently reported that Axl is going to check himself in to a psychiatric clinic due to exhaustion and other emotional problems. Is that true, and if so, do you have to hang out with him in the clinic too?
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>15. Yes or no, has Earl ever:
>Worn a KFC bucket on your head = YES BUCKETHEADS IN HONG KONG
>Given Axl a bath = WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>Scared a white person just for fun = EVERY DAY!
>Had sex in a Jacuzzi with a groupie = NOPE. IM ALWAYS BUSY WORKING.
>Benched 500 pounds = 475 IS MY BEST......
>Had somebody throw up on you = MATT IN TEL AVIV, ISRAEL 91
>Heard Axl talk about Metal Sludge = NO, BUT YOUVE BEEN MENTIONED TO AXL!
>Had your own psychic advisor = MS.CLEO
>Mistaken Gilby Clarke for a fan and not let him talk to Axl = HAHAHAHA..THATS HILARIOUS!
>Thrown somebody threw a wall or a plate glass window =
>Saw Stephanie Seymour shit in a kitty litter box = THATS FUCKED UP!......ROCK N ROLL URBAN LEGEND. STEPHANIE IS TOO CLASSY FOR THAT........"MEOW"
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>16. There were reports that a few members of the new Guns N Roses didn’t exactly get along. Did you ever have to break up any fights amongst band members or have to kick anybody in the nuts?
>..HELL YEAH!,ALL THE TIME....IVE PULLED THEM ALL OFF EACH OTHER OVER THE YEARS.
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>17. In the 14 years you’ve been Guns N Roses security, what has been the scariest moment for you?
>.....FLYING TO AUCKLAND NEW ZEALAND ON THE M.G.M. AND HITTING THE WORST STORM YOU EVER SAW.....WE ALL THOUGHT FOR SURE WE WERE GONNA DIE......I REMEMBER GILBYS WIFE DANIELA CRYING......WE REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS THE END. LA BAMBA STYLE!
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>18. After working for Axl for 14 years, how many times has he fired and re-hired you?
>2 TIMES.......MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.....
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>19. You said Axl would like to pick up his FU award in person. We have parties a few times a year. Do you think Axl would like to be a guest at our next Metal Sludge Extravaganza in Los Angeles? We're sure we could arrange to have a ceremony and have a few of our fine Sludgettes hand it to him personally if that's what he really wants.
>DONT GET YOUR HOPES UP!.....NOT LIKELY.......
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>20. You used to play professional football. What teams did you play for and what’s more difficult, scoring a touchdown or getting Axl Rose to go on stage?
>I PLAYED FOR THE RAIDERS AND 49ERS, I PLAYED DEFENSE, NEVER GOT A TOUCHDOWN!....BUT FOOTBALLS HARDER....SOMETIMES!
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>21. Do you believe “Chinese Democracy” will ever be released before we all die of old age?
>IT WILL COME OUT..AND IT WILL BE WORTH THE WAIT.......BEST GUNS IN A LONG TIME!
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>22. Time for Metal Sludge’s Word Association. We mention a name and you give us your thoughts.
>Riki Rachtman = SKATEBOARDER NOW, OLD FRIEND OF AXL, NOT THE SMARTEST GUY I EVER MET.......
>Kurt Loder = 2 FACED
>Doug Goldstein = GREAT MANGER, CLOSE FRIEND.....WONDERFUL BUSINESS MAN
>Alice Cooper = DEAR FRIEND, WONT LET ME PAY AT HIS RESTAURANTS, GREAT GOLFER......I LOST 400.00 TO HIM 2 YEARS AGO!
>Slash = I WISH HIM WELL......LOTS OF FOND MEMORIES
>CKY = UP AND COMERS.....
>Lars Ulrich = SHORT, WHINY, BALDING TROLL THAT WOULD SUE HIS OWN FATHER FOR DOWNLOADING
>Sebastian Bach = OUT OF CONTROL.
>Tommy Lee = EMBARASSING HIMSELF MUSICALLY......
>Vince Neil = TIME FOR DETOX MAYBE?
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>Del James = HEART OF GOLD....UNBELIEVEABLE WRITER....GREAT SOUL......THAT I CARED DEEPLY ABOUT!
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>THANKS FOR YOUR TIME, COME SEE THE SHOW YOURSELF........FORM YOUR OWN OPINION........THANKS AGAIN..EARL GABBIDON.
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>Once we got those back we emailed Earl and thanked him for doing it and he wrote back: thanks again, well see you on the road...earl, p.s. looks like were heading out in june for a summer run.....
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>So there you have it. Hopefully Earl won't be fired for the 3rd time after this! Thanks to him for stepping up to the plate and doing it! Tell Axl we said hello!
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