[JOKE] I heard some info! Chinese Democracy starts Soon!

[bucketsofAXL]

I live in LA and heard 2 guys talking at my gym.  It turned out that I think one of them works for Universal.  They said that the true assassin of JFK is holding Billy Idol - who is really Jim Morrison - hostage.  They are trying to get Axl to sign over the rights of the gnr name to Steven Adler.  Until that point, they will kill Billy Idol/Jim Morrison if Axl lays down any vocal tracks.  Axl Is working closely with George W. Bush and his staff on this and he believes that he can save Billy and still put out Chinese Democracy.

I dont know how true this is-  I'm just passing it Along!


Edit by Will: JOKE added in the title.

[bucketsofAXL]

Paul Huge/Tobias may be the assassin and I thik he's in on it with Buckethead who I think is Jimmi Hendrix

Round 2!

[R4tfink]

Dont give up the fucking day job!
 

[Mattgnr]

Thanks for the info Dick Head  

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

yeah i heard that too, but it wasnt a gym, it was at the mall.
guess chinese democracy is really starting !!
that is really cool news !!
 

[kujo722]

We are all dumber now for having read this.  

[Bahad]

I know this is bullshit before I read but I just wanted to tell you're a dickhead

[Will]

Blah...it's getting boring.