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i had an idea in which if you choose to do so, that we post the "the very worst, or even brutal kissing experiences" of our lives thus far. in your post maybe describe what it was like, or like why it was so goddamn aweful. ok, mine would probably be my very first intimate kiss waaaaay back in grade 8 before i even knew what making out was. very first girlfriend, she was maybe a lil slutty daaaamn hot though) so she had experience and when our tongues kid of met i had no idea what to do!
i sort of had a tongue seizure and needless to say it was over very quickly!
your turn, lol have fun
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Ok, i'll throw myself in and you are allowed to laugh :
I was 14 and we both had braces on our teeeth. Our mouths met, but as we wanted to part, we realised our braces were stuck and we had to call in for help..
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my worst kiss was with this one chick she tried to swallow your head and she had bad breath, yuck!
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I was at work years ago and went around the corner to sneak a kiss with this girl. We both went in at the same time (quickly) and our teeth totally slammed together. We did a little kiss after that, but it was akward and I wanted to stop. (Since we both almost knocked each other out with that teeth bit.) We never kissed again after that.
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February 26, 2004, 01:43:39 AM »
lmmfao! great one slc
my ex fiancee knows how i just detest mayonnaise and she had a mouth full and kissed me, i couldve fuckin choked her!
my all time worst kiss was when my girlfriend snowballed me! just kiddin but that would be horrible!
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I used to work with this other girl and she had her tongue pierced. I thought it was sexy and told her I never kissed a girl with a pierced tongue (that was just a little after 'my time' if you know what I mean.) So one day we kissed. I was bummed, I totally didn't like it. It was like something was in the way. LOL. I still think they look sexy though.
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yeah i can totally relate, i remember when i was dating this chick and she had a tongue ring, i was so excited right before she gave me head cause i thought it would be like this wonderful magical thing
u could feel it but it really wasnt like all the hype, i was bummed out, however this isnt a worst blowjob thread but a worst kiss! my apologies!
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Quote from: D on February 26, 2004, 01:57:35 AM
yeah i can totally relate, i remember when i was dating this chick and she had a tongue ring, i was so excited right before she gave me head cause i thought it would be like this wonderful magical thing
u could feel it but it really wasnt like all the hype, i was bummed out, however this isnt a worst blowjob thread but a worst kiss! my apologies!
Maybe we should start a worst BJ thread?
"She got confused and tried to floss her teeth...."
Uh..maybe not.
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I've been pretty lucky up untill about a year ago...I had a blind date with someone totally my opposite(uptight,bmw drivin,ego ass face)(heheh,sorry)
long story short,end of the evening he asks if he can kiss me goodnight,I was sort of flattered that he would actually ask y'know? I said yes and he turned into this slobbering,eating my face,sticking his tongue far enough down my throat to gag me, monster, not at all what i was expecting.....so I bit him,he got the idea
do you guys believe he really thought I was playing hard to get and called to ask me out again
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well talking about first kisses, back at the tender age of 18 in a bush party, i was hitting on the girl i liked, by nights end we started making out, and her breath fuckin stunk, i mean something morning breath was like breathmint to this breath, anyways i couldn't handle it after a few seconds and pulled away, she wanted more, and i actually said
'holy fuck, do you got any gum to chew on'
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'sorry, i just finished puking'
, i started to gag at the thought of that, definitely my worst kissing experience,
and the idea of bad bj thread, lets not get started, i'll overflow the forum on that one, lets just say teeth and tears.
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Quote from: slashsaxl on February 26, 2004, 03:26:17 AM
well talking about first kisses, back at the tender age of 18 in a bush party, i was hitting on the girl i liked, by nights end we started making out, and her breath fuckin stunk, i mean something morning breath was like breathmint to this breath, anyways i couldn't handle it after a few seconds and pulled away, she wanted more, and i actually said
'holy fuck, do you got any gum to chew on'
, and get what she said
'sorry, i just finished puking'
, i started to gag at the thought of that, definitely my worst kissing experience,
and the idea of bad bj thread, lets not get started, i'll overflow the forum on that one, lets just say teeth and tears.
rock n' roll
oh ya i meant first kiss with this girl, i wasn't 18 when i kissed my first girl, trust me
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Quote from: Lisa on February 26, 2004, 02:21:41 AM
I said yes and he turned into this slobbering,eating my face,sticking his tongue far enough down my throat to gag me, monster, not at all what i was expecting.....so I bit him,he got the idea
do you guys believe he really thought I was playing hard to get and called to ask me out again
Nothing worse than a sloppy, trying to eat your face, gag me, want to push the person away kiss. It's like, who taught you how to kiss? A puppy?!?!?
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Quote from: SLCPUNK on February 26, 2004, 01:23:34 PM
Quote from: Lisa on February 26, 2004, 02:21:41 AM
I said yes and he turned into this slobbering,eating my face,sticking his tongue far enough down my throat to gag me, monster, not at all what i was expecting.....so I bit him,he got the idea
do you guys believe he really thought I was playing hard to get and called to ask me out again
Nothing worse than a sloppy, trying to eat your face, gag me, want to push the person away kiss. It's like, who taught you how to kiss? A puppy?!?!?
so true...a cross between a puppy and a toilet plunger with teeth
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Quote from: slashsaxl on February 26, 2004, 03:26:17 AM
'holy fuck, do you got any gum to chew on'
, and get what she said
'sorry, i just finished puking'
, i started to gag at the thought of that, definitely my worst kissing experience.
That is so fucking gross, I would probably die if that happened. My worst was when my girlfriend kissed me when I wasn't ready for it and right before she did, she took a big bite out of a jalepeno pepper. I can't stand really spicy stuff, so my eyes started watering and my mouth was on fire.
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Quote from: SLCPUNK on February 26, 2004, 02:06:12 AM
Quote from: D on February 26, 2004, 01:57:35 AM
yeah i can totally relate, i remember when i was dating this chick and she had a tongue ring, i was so excited right before she gave me head cause i thought it would be like this wonderful magical thing
u could feel it but it really wasnt like all the hype, i was bummed out, however this isnt a worst blowjob thread but a worst kiss! my apologies!
Maybe we should start a worst BJ thread?
"She got confused and tried to floss her teeth...."
Uh..maybe not.
Wouldn't that be something
"I mean it hurt, but I didn't say anything that she wouldn't get upset"
Worst kiss.. probably one of those where the girl is trying to eat you and you just are in a need of some air..
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Worst kiss.. probably one of those where the girl is trying to eat you and you just are in a need of some air..
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Quote from: IHaveNoPatience on February 28, 2004, 05:45:45 AM
Worst kiss.. probably one of those where the girl is trying to eat you and you just are in a need of some air..
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I know what you mean, there was this girl who kissed like she was trying to kill me...hurts like hell!
Yeah! I mean it's like should I slap her back as "I give up!", it's better than passing out, though
And without exaggerating I do *think* her tongue was at my vocal chords
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My worst kiss was my first kiss..I was on this bus with my first girlfriend so as you can imagine, I didn?t know how to kiss so I was nervous and it felt weird. She was using her tongue I just didn?t know what to do.
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A kiss in your heart with someone that never happened, is the worse...It came close. It still remains in my thoughts everyday. Especially when your in love with this person.
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I was with some friends drinking Ron, BAD IDEA, and I got drunk (as usual) and we were with these girls they were ugly as hell!!, dreadfuly when you get drunk every girl in the world is pretty so I start to make out with the ugliest one next day I woke up and saw this creature (the ugliest girl) and I just ran out of the bed, I have to say not my finest hour
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