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Many people don't know this, but a good thing about Finland compared to let's say Greece, is that Finland never banned video games. [hihi]
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Quote from: jarmo on April 07, 2003, 09:45:40 AM
Many people don't know this, but a good thing about Finland compared to let's say Greece, is that Finland never banned video games. [hihi]
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You suck.
Our post offices take 2 days to send packages to Sweden AND Finland...
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Quote from: AxlGreece on April 09, 2003, 06:35:09 AM
Our post offices take 2 days to send packages to Sweden AND Finland...
Yeah, on the second try.
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Quote from: jarmo on April 09, 2003, 06:39:36 AM
Quote from: AxlGreece on April 09, 2003, 06:35:09 AM
Our post offices take 2 days to send packages to Sweden AND Finland...
Yeah, on the second try.
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That was a simple mistake.
It could happen to anyone.
But face it. Greece is better.
We've got all the sunshine and beaches in the world... [yes]
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You can have all the beaches you want, but do you have a F1 driver?
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Quote from: AxlGreece on April 09, 2003, 06:47:45 AM
We've got all the sunshine and beaches in the world... [yes]
...and the snow
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Any country that bans a video game, SUCKS.
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Quote from: vvv on April 09, 2003, 11:19:36 PM
Any country that bans a video game, SUCKS.
I dont know about that, but it?s raining sleet in Finland and that sucks [rant]
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Quote from: GNRgirl on April 10, 2003, 08:33:48 AM
I dont know about that, but it?s raining sleet in Finland and that sucks [rant]
Better now than in June or July.
Oh, looks like it's snowing here too..... [nervous]
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Quote from: GNRgirl on April 10, 2003, 08:33:48 AM
Quote from: vvv on April 09, 2003, 11:19:36 PM
Any country that bans a video game, SUCKS.
I dont know about that, but it?s raining sleet in Finland and that sucks [rant]
I like sleet and snow.
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I like snow too when it?s like december, but if you?ve been seeing snow almost 5 months now, you?ll start to get bored of it..
I want sun and green grass!
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Quote from: GNRgirl on April 11, 2003, 05:12:57 AM
I want sun and green grass!
In Finland in April?
Dream on!
Maybe I need to remind you:
+15?C / 59?F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan.
+10?C / 50?F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.
+5?C / 41?F
Italian cars won't start, The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.
0?C / 32?F
Distilled water freezes. The water in Vantaa river (in Finland) gets a little thicker.
-5?C / 23?F
People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.
-10?C / 14?F
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Finns start using long sleeves.
-20?C / -4?F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.
-30?C / -22?F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.
-40?C / -40?F
Paris start cracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stands.
-50?C / -58?F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
-60?C / -76?F
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.
-70?C / -94?F
The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors. The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.
-183?C / -297.4?F
Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.
-273?C / -459.4?F
ALL atom-based movent halts. The Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside today."
-300?C / -508?F
Hell freezes over, Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest
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April 11, 2003, 08:24:06 PM »
That is so... so... true..
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April 11, 2003, 09:29:34 PM »
Quote from: jarmo on April 11, 2003, 06:55:26 PM
-70?C / -94?F
The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors. The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.
/jarmo
-1000 F (none of that celsius shit)
US Special Forces walk in dressed only in their skivvies and take all the Kossu.....chuckling "Finnish army?"
[rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
Exiting, they signal B-52 to drop "smart-bomb" on Finland.
Official White House statement:
"Since most Americans couldn't find Finland on the map anyway, we removed it!"
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Quote from: vvv on April 09, 2003, 11:19:36 PM
Any country that bans a video game, SUCKS.
No doubt about that.
I was playing Age of Mythology a few minutes ago. Since noone came in to arrest me, I guess Greece doesn't suck.
Oh, wait. Someone's knockin on my door. [rofl]
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Quote from: GypsySoul on April 11, 2003, 09:29:34 PM
Exiting, they signal B-52 to drop "smart-bomb" on Finland.
Official White House statement:
"Since most Americans couldn't find Finland on the map anyway, we removed it!"
Actually the statement was:
We saw that the ever increased consumption of *hick* Kossu could lead to a possible terrorist thre.. *hick* threat... Action had to be taken. I am now glad to inform you that *hick*, all of the Kossu is now *hick* being destroyed under *hick* strict supervision of me...
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Quote from: GypsySoul on April 11, 2003, 09:29:34 PM
Exiting, they signal B-52 to drop "smart-bomb" on Finland.
Official White House statement:
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Quote from: Skeba on April 12, 2003, 09:10:38 AM
Actually the statement was:
We saw that the ever increased consumption of *hick* Kossu could lead to a possible terrorist thre.. *hick* threat... Action had to be taken. I am now glad to inform you that *hick*, all of the Kossu is now *hick* being destroyed under *hick* strict supervision of me...
LOL. Guess I got so blasted on the Kossu, I couldn't hear straight! [hihi]
[beer] *drank all the Kossu, had to switch back to the Bud*
[help] I still can't find Finland on the map!
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Quote from: GypsySoul on April 12, 2003, 12:33:06 PM
[help] I still can't find Finland on the map!
Locate Estonia and go north. [hihi]
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Locate Estonia? What have u been drinking?
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[help] I still can't find Finland on the map!
Quote from: jarmo on April 12, 2003, 12:40:06 PM
Locate Estonia and go north. [hihi]
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ESTONIA?
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