This is pretty random but....

[Jdog0830]

I just gotta tell you all that I broke my frickin toe this morning, and I can't even begin to explain how bad it hurts .  It being most severe and it four friends are hurting as well, and so basicly my entire foot is a mess, and nice and purple, and red and blue and throbbing. I have not decided if I will go to the doctor, as I have been told they can not do anything for toes, and It doesn't want to be touched.

How did this happen?  I simply got up this a.m. came down the stairs, turned the corner and stuffed my toe into the claw on a dresser in my entry,and that was pretty much all she wrote. INSTANT PAIN .

K, if no one wants to comment, I completely understand this is clearly silly but if anything I forgot about it for a few minutes .

Shit that had to hurt...

[CheapJon]

you know what, happened once again today, although i didn't break it but the story is funny, it was the same place as before, but this time it was an open door my toes ran into

I was sitting eating breakfast, had read the paper and was bored, heard i got a text but my cell was on my room so i thought "maybe it's some pretty girl, gotta go look" (it was a pretty girl btw) so  i ran out of the kitchen, ran in the hallway, got up speed, didn't think i'd hit the bathroom door and i didn't, however my toe did, then i literally flew 2 meters into the front door, almost knocking me out (thank god for hands) fell to the floor and the pain made me wanna throw up, it's sick how it hurts, so now i have a bloody middle toe on my left foot

Sorry for your poor toe again , was it worth it?

absolutely, seeing her tonight   

[Albert S Miller]

you know what, happened once again today, although i didn't break it but the story is funny, it was the same place as before, but this time it was an open door my toes ran into

I was sitting eating breakfast, had read the paper and was bored, heard i got a text but my cell was on my room so i thought "maybe it's some pretty girl, gotta go look" (it was a pretty girl btw) so  i ran out of the kitchen, ran in the hallway, got up speed, didn't think i'd hit the bathroom door and i didn't, however my toe did, then i literally flew 2 meters into the front door, almost knocking me out (thank god for hands) fell to the floor and the pain made me wanna throw up, it's sick how it hurts, so now i have a bloody middle toe on my left foot

Sorry for your poor toe again , was it worth it?

absolutely, seeing her tonight   

Well then you can see, that even if you had to hurt your toes again, you have a date tonight .  This means this thread is only 50% bad and a 50% thank you.  P.S.  maybe she will give you a foot massage lol, just kidding, hope you have fun CheapJon .

[Jdog0830]

you know what, happened once again today, although i didn't break it but the story is funny, it was the same place as before, but this time it was an open door my toes ran into

I was sitting eating breakfast, had read the paper and was bored, heard i got a text but my cell was on my room so i thought "maybe it's some pretty girl, gotta go look" (it was a pretty girl btw) so  i ran out of the kitchen, ran in the hallway, got up speed, didn't think i'd hit the bathroom door and i didn't, however my toe did, then i literally flew 2 meters into the front door, almost knocking me out (thank god for hands) fell to the floor and the pain made me wanna throw up, it's sick how it hurts, so now i have a bloody middle toe on my left foot

Sorry for your poor toe again , was it worth it?

absolutely, seeing her tonight   

Good luck