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http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/
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Quote from: Sin Cut on November 20, 2008, 02:05:35 AM
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/
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Where's all her hair?
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Quote from: Sin Cut on November 20, 2008, 02:05:35 AM
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Quote from: freedom78 on November 20, 2008, 02:10:02 AM
Quote from: Sin Cut on November 20, 2008, 02:05:35 AM
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/
omfg.
Where's all her hair?
Don't answer that.
you *know* where all her hair is.
she can't bend to shave.
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Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.
What the hell, is the guy related to D?!
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I've been reading the whole thread, it's pure gold!
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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=100082781
that's her myspace.
Now if she drinks too much and pass out in a pub, who can haul her out?
I'ts gotta be either Chuck Norris or Superman!
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Always nice to have something to come home to after a war. Makes you feel it was worth it.
Don't die on me now soldier, you got a wife that needs you!
I know.
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You ain't seen nuthin yet
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You ain't seen nuthin yet
They posted this on my Dodgers board.
My favorite is the tiled picture, that one creeps up on you fast!
I was laughing hard for a few minutes.
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That's something to be proud of...
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I got the IP Ban at Sherdog. They don't like me over there.
Sherdog posters are full of shit. They are the kings of the "WORK"
So take that shit with a grain of salt.
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Quote from: Sin Cut on November 20, 2008, 02:31:20 AM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=100082781
that's her myspace.
Now if she drinks too much and pass out in a pub, who can haul her out?
I'ts gotta be either Chuck Norris or Superman!
hahaha Chuck Norris!
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Reminds me of the movie Shallow Hal
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Quote from: Republican Jesus on November 20, 2008, 03:06:31 AM
You ain't seen nuthin yet
I pm'd Ellie on myspace, she seems to be a really nice girl
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how beatiful
2 absolutely hideous people find each other so we can avoid them
wait, did i say hideous? i'm just too kind:)
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Quote from: Genesis on November 21, 2008, 02:58:53 AM
Reminds me of the movie Shallow Hal
Which is exactly the way everyone is acting about this.
I mean, the whole thing on sherdog is made up, I'm sure, and maybe all the myspace things are too. Who knows. But, if these people are for real, then I feel really bad for them because of all the horrible comments that are being made.
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We need a more natural and eliteist society.
People need to think about "do I have exemplaric good genes" before they get children.
I think it's still a great and romantic story where two humans finds eachother
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Quote from: norway on November 22, 2008, 03:35:03 PM
We need a more natural and eliteist society.
People need to think about "do I have exemplaric good genes" before they get children.
I think it's still a great and romantic story where two humans finds eachother
The human race would die out, I'm afraid.
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