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Megaguns
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« on: March 28, 2007, 06:07:42 PM »

Get them off your chest here, Whats the biggest load of crap you have ever come up with?

Im really hung over and will be phoning in sick in like a half hour. I just cant think of an excuse   nervous
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« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2007, 09:42:54 PM »

Let me go get my step daughter,  she  is the biggest liar the history of the world. Seriously. She could fill 365 pages of  lies,  and it  would only cover  the  past  3.5 weeks.
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« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2007, 09:55:38 PM »

Im really hung over and will be phoning in sick in like a half hour. I just cant think of an excuse   nervous

A bad bout of Gastroenteritis always does the  trick ... just describe how you've got the runs and you'd love to get to the doctor but wouldn't trust yourself to take 5 steps away from a dunny.
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« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2007, 02:24:17 AM »

I dont like lying think its a bad habit to get into. my biggest lie....

i made my parents believe that i wasnt on drugs for 4 years, but eventually i told them i had a problem... i used to come up with all sorts of lies to get myself out of trouble nervous
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« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2007, 02:33:50 AM »

For a short while I had everybody convinced I was sane....
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« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2007, 02:57:34 AM »

 rofl yea a short time  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2007, 02:58:18 AM »

rofl yea a short time  Roll Eyes

LOL, guess you got me on that, that was a fucking lie right there!  rofl rofl rofl rofl
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« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2007, 03:05:29 AM »

your about as sane as a chicken with bat breath and toilet paper hangin out it's arse  hihi
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« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2007, 03:50:26 AM »

I made all of my friends and parents believe I was a good student while not attending for a year, twice.
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« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2007, 05:58:29 PM »

i killed a kid once and made him eat his parents.................

not really but i did find a old note that this one ugly chick wrote to her ex-boyfriend and me and my friends made it look like he wrote it. We put the sickest shit in there saying like i wanna fuck you so hard u bleed and i wanna try a new magic tric called the hudini (or however you spell it) then we put it into her locker with him non-the-wiser and her dumbass actually believed it was him told her parents and the principal OMG it was funny as hell cause we also put this one other dudes phone # on the note as well to throw the fuz of our tracks hihi ohhh yeah it worked and he got into alot of truouble too so that just added to the funniness. We were never cought it still makes me laugh my ass off every time i think about it rofl .........................good times.

actually thats more of a good prank then a lie, any ways i'm pretty proud of that Cool

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« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2007, 06:17:59 PM »

i killed a kid once and made him eat his parents.................

not really but i did find a old note that this one ugly chick wrote to her ex-boyfriend and me and my friends made it look like he wrote it. We put the sickest shit in there saying like i wanna fuck you so hard u bleed and i wanna try a new magic tric called the hudini (or however you spell it) then we put it into her locker with him non-the-wiser and her dumbass actually believed it was him told her parents and the principal OMG it was funny as hell cause we also put this one other dudes phone # on the note as well to throw the fuz of our tracks hihi ohhh yeah it worked and he got into alot of truouble too so that just added to the funniness. We were never cought it still makes me laugh my ass off every time i think about it rofl .........................good times.

actually thats more of a good prank then a lie, any ways i'm pretty proud of that Cool

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HAHA!! the hudini, i cant even begin to imagine....
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