I have a constant erection and need to shoot one off two or sometimes three times a day.
Speaking of which...has anyone noticed on the "male enhancement" commercials (e.g. Viagra) the warning: 'if you have an erection for more than 4 hours you should seek immediate medical help.'
Think about it: First, how do you get your pants on? Second, assuming you don't go naked, you walk into the ER and the nurse asks you why you are there. Embarrassment! Then they ask you to wait. How do you sit down? Imagine the eyes on you. And when the docs do see you, what do they do? I mean, how do you make a 4 hour erection go away?
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