The comic book character. See, there's the get out, do you get it? You would only be eating paper! Genius. And that would be my answer, while the majority of you are left smelling like wee. Having chosen it as an option, not just in general. Eeewww.
oh u cunning bugger jim! here i am smelling of wee for the rest of my life n all u have to do is eat a small bit of brown paper at 6 each day! i tip my hat to you!
btw is it scratch n sniff paper? coz then suppose itd still smell of poo a little bit